total final end of year clearance without anything upper case working in text

i did post these earlier tonight with the thought of doing 'something' because it is new years's eve.  well, even the upper case on this blog isn't working and the good champagne i am drinking and all the nylon i am wearing and all of the bombs and car alarms going off outside just made me want to stay home.  oahu banned all fireworks last year including sparklers but they allow fire crackers if you buy a permit for 25 dollars which will get you around 5,000 firecrackers.  most of the ones going off tonight are probably illegal ones that were saved.   just 2 years ago you could still buy the 100,000 firecracker rolls without any permit and no one ever waited for midnight or even new years eve to blow them off.  so i will undoubtedly wait until new years day to blow off my firecracker load into the several layers of nylon i am am enjoying tonight.  my goal is to clear off my computer desktop so you can expect another posting soon.  happy nylon new year--just isn't the same without the caps.

i hope those are going up and he just wanted to show us that his carpet matched his drapes--actually it doesn't seem to here

it looks like this guy has eaten all but a small portion of the other guy's green silkies--sure hope he stops soon

mom, can you tell me the story of how dad got electrocuted again

you're doing really well on the top, now lets get with the bottoms

sorry to disappoint you dude, but i'm going to eat the nylon that's covering the worm

how come guys never sued hooters for the right to wear all nylon tricot shorts and work there, too

he can just stand there wearing those silky bb shorts and i'll do all the rest

we're terribly sorry sir, but wearing open-weave mesh does not make up for not having a penis.

just stopping to rest his six-pack while wearing some silky nylon shorts

it's always refreshing to see how some guys handle the problem of what to wear under their silky bb shorts--another silky pair, of course.

they may be lycra, but seeing a pair of under armour under a pair of silky bb shorts does it every time.  i also know how much they slide and how easy it would be to ejaculate a guy in them.

if he happens to be wearing something silky under those shiny bb shorts, having his hands in those nylon pockets to slide over his underwear is really hot

the last of the speedo nylon wearers were lifeguards when they would have their beach competitions.  usually, though, they would have on nylon or at least lycra tanks and not these cotton looking things.  not sure bug light is the right sponsor for a lifeguard beach competition in the first place

this lifeguard gets it, and i'd like to get him to shoot a load into those nylon shorts.  if they happened to be the hind brand, the 2 layers almost always slide over each other and it would only take a few minutes for him to be wearing some dna front and center for all to see.

this picture makes me so sad.  that chair really needs to be reupholstered and that poor guy in it really needs to be in some nylon tricot--and the lights dimmed-- a lot.

i'm guessing this isn't really a porn pic, so why would a guy allow himself to be photographed in a suit like this.  there is absolutely no chance of getting him off in this one at all.  he really needs to think more vertical and less horizontal.

these may be lycra, but i'm willing to bet that there is a double layer in front right where it counts and without too much effort, i could get this guy to ejaculate a really big load just under that waistband front and center.

nylon really enhances his balls

sure hope that those really silky looking shiny bb shorts are over another pair of equally silky ones inside.  and if you are trying to show us something, you are about 5 packs short of 6 but don't let that discourage you.  ejaculating into nylon is a proven way to strengthen those ab muscles.  i would very much like to prove it to you again and again.

These nylon tricot shorts still show up in thrift stores from time to time--Richard Simmons didn't buy them all.  I guess we're supposed to believe he's a lifeguard but I know he's liking his hands resting on those shorts.  Those look like the kind without a liner so you can select the nylon tricot underwear of your choice to wear inside them.  i'm very good at helping select the silkiest ones if you need help.

Besides looking really uncomfortable, in an age of repression, this must have really been naughty.  No I meant the age of repression 120 years ago, not the one now.

Speaking of uncomfortable, why are their hips pulling away from each other instead of moving TOWARDS each other?  Well, you can't blame them as they are at least 50 years away from nylon even being invented.

So he went to Sears in the mid 70's and bought the nylon tricot stars and stripes tank top, but didn't get the nylon briefs to go with them.  No wonder his bud had to pull those too-small-for-an-erection briefs off him.

My fantasy on this one is that all those school boys are wearing Bri-nylon shirts (like I learned they did from several nylon shirts guys) but they have just discovered that they also make nylon tricot briefs for men as well.  Ok, they're probably really cotton, but it's my nylon fantasy.

I guess before they had porn magazines, you had to sort of flip through a bunch of 5"x7" black and white photos to get off.  I think that bare ass on that sofa along with that wallpaper would have prevented me from getting hard at all.

It's so sad to think of what has become of men's underwear today.  Covering up his manhood with those baggy, cotton, boxer things is really depriving him (and us) of any pleasure at all.

I dreamt I met a seaman wearing a white nylon tricot suit full of semen.

another wrestler from my undergraduate school not afraid to show off his manhood--which is displaying very nicely even though he has on wrestling briefs underneath.

another repeat, but this has to be one of the best wrestling team photos ever.  no wrestling briefs for them.

i don't know much about spank suits other than they always seem to be made out of nylon tricot and give me the urge to want to paddle their nylon covered ass with my hand

More Year End Nylon to Enjoy--at least I hope you are.....

Here's some more nylon and some more bad humor, but since no one ever responds, I can even pretend that you like my comments.  It's not like I get to talk with anyone about nylon.  I can't remember the last time I even said "nylon tricot" to another person.  Guess this blog is one way for me to get over that.

It so hot and so rare to ever see a coach wearing a team suit with the other players.  In most vintage team photos, the coach is always 85 and wearing a coat and tie--ok, he's probably got one on under his baggy suit pants.  Here is a WP coach who is smart enough to be in nylon and not those really painful looking rubber / vinyl suits that look like they would protect you from a nuclear blast.

Have you ever been sitting at Starbucks or at the mall and watched a guy in some silky bb shorts?  There's this sort of almost unconscious sliding of their hands or fingers over the silky fabric.  Of course that's perfectly natural and normal, but it's also hot to watch.  Of course the big mystery remains that if you like the way the silky (usually polyester) fabric feels, why are you wearing baggy cotton boxers under them.  Come on Under Armour, come out with a line of "Shorts Liners" and make them out of a silky double nylon tricot and invent some stupid reason guys need to wear them.

A classic nylon Aussiebum.  This former nylon only swimwear maker has now entered the world of lycra suits and cotton briefs and will probably burn in hell for all eternity for doing so.

Dude, do you really have to ask?  Well, maybe he does.  Now that under armour has entered the $32.00 a pair underwear world, some guys might wonder how they are going to be able to get off inside them like the older double front shorts that slid over your cock almost as well as nylon tricot.  Well, hope he was able to figure it out.

Speaking of the older style with the double sliding panel in front, here's a pair now.  When I think of how many swimmers' lockers I raided over the years to rescue their silky nylon tricot Speedos from the evil chlorine and what I had to do to gain entry, imagine a locker room without any doors at all and all their gear or underwear just waiting for you?  

Kind of hot the way under armour made it cool to wear their silky compression shorts with their famous logo.  Now if they could just start making some out of 100% nylon and make them just as cool to show off, I'd be happy.

Oh, oh, what to do when you discover the guy you are stripping is wearing cotton briefs and you are in nylon and want to rub cocks together and shoot?  Luckily this guy is wearing vintage Munsingwear cotton pouch briefs and Munsingwear just also happened to make some of the best feeling, silkiest, nylon tricot underwear (and pj's) out of their "Tricolon" brand.  So all you have to do is get the guy to slip into your "other" Munsingwear briefs (made out of their Tricolon) and you guys will be grinding nylon cocks in no time.  He will also be really glad you introduced him to his new favorite kind of Munsingwear briefs.  

He's only here because I can fantasize about that double nylon vintage Ocean Champion suit that gave him that tan line.  Then, of course, there's that big cock head of his that would have had those 2 layers of nylon from the suit sliding over it.  Did guys have bigger bushes back then or are we used to seeing things all trimmed now?

Be careful not to enlarge this photo to see if you are missing something--it really doesn't get any better.  The skirted chair pattern, his pants pattern, the grasscloth wallpaper, and the Jetson stereo set all in one photo was too much to skip.

I ran across this newspaper clipping of this group of Canadians I had posted before.  These are 70's red nylon Speedo suits and they are Canadians.  I would have done every one of them in their silky nylon suits.  There is a photo posted earlier of one of these original guys holding his suit (which is how I know it was red) 40 years later.  The suit looks just as hot and silky but the swimmer....well............

It might be nice to think that the military once considered wearing white silkies instead of green, but probably not.  If I ever have my own army, they will.

It's our nylon guy again wearing his nylon tricot Players briefs and tank.  I can tell by the headboard and lava lamp from an earlier post.  He posted some of the best nylon jerk offs on X-tube but nothing for a long time.

Almost not worth posting, but practically the only vintage porn in color showing a vintage nylon Speedo.  Too bad he doesn't know how easy it would be to just slide the back of that suit while holding the front up and down his shaft and blasting a big load into that silky nylon.  He's never need that cock ring or use his bare hand again.

A possible repeat, but this guy looks like he's just waiting for someone wearing nylon tricot to give him a lap dance.

The only real porn here is the Mediterranean home entertainment system, the shag carpet, and the plastic covered lamp shade.  Honey, get the Pledge, there's another cheek mark on the stereo set.

Another "guess which one is nylon and which one is lycra" photo.

So there I was hanging out in the locker room wearing my new sheer nylon briefs when this guy comes up to me and says.......

There's another picture coming up that also shows the hazards of wearing silky Nike shorts over Under Armour.

What chlorine can do to a nylon suit.  The cock inside of it does the rest.

Some kind of nylon--could be pantyhose?

Ok, the 80's are over, lose the headband and pull whatever those are back up and get pumping into them.

It's so embarrassing when your cock is too big for your nylon briefs and you want to shoot your load into them and they're too small.  Gentleman that I am, I always have a larger silky pair available to handle the biggest cocks with hopefully a big load ready to pump into them.  Well at least I am in my fantasies. 

Sheer, silky, nice crotch seam but what's with the hat?

My nylon detector says that these are and they sure have a full load in them.  The idea, though, is to unload his full load into them.

He's got the right idea going.....now just straighten it up, slide what are usually at least 2 layers in white bb shorts up and down your shaft, pump that load into them and then take another picture.  And maybe consider more sunscreen.