I'M BACK.....With Some Nylon Clothing Rankings in No Particular Order Starting with #3: NYLON TRICOT SHORTS

So two months later and let the posting begin again!  I've decided to use my opinionated nylon comments to rank various nylon tricot articles of clothing.  I know my opinions won't be mainstream, but I have never been mainstream anything and having a nylon tricot fetish is not exactly mainstream--in fact, most guys don't even know what nylon tricot is so how many people can I possibly offend?  Some of this might sound a little clinical in the analysis, but I thought it was time I rank what's been getting me off (and why) for most of my life (well, since age 5, anyway).  It may not be the same opinion or experience you share, but there probably aren't 2 people with the same experience or thoughts on nylon tricot anyway.  At least there will be some pics along the way some of you might find reasonably hot.....

I'm dividing nylon shorts into 3 categories, although most of my experience has been with mainly the 100% nylon tricot kind--which I will call #1 while labeling nylon shorts #3 out of 5 nylon tricot possibilities.

1.  Nylon tricot shorts.  Mainly thinking of the ones from the late 70's and 80's which exist today mostly in the form of Green Silkies and Ranger Panties by Soffee and maybe a few other holdouts...Dolfin?

2.  Euro-nylon soccer shorts.  Not really nylon tricot but still silky enough to get off in and still worn by soccer players worldwide.  Mainly Adidas, brand, they are shiny, silky, and still have a huge following.

3.  Longer (knee length) silky shorts, usually polyester rather than nylon.  Many are 2 layers that slide together (especially the lined mesh).  Not able to show pictures in this post.

NYLON TRICOT SHORTS:

These shorts consist of a single layer inner nylon tricot panty brief with elastic leg openings attached at the waist underneath a larger nylon tricot short.  There is a wide elastic waistband with multiple rows of stitching.  The inner brief supports your male parts and the outer short which is slightly larger and somewhat minimizes your male bulges.

DISADVANTAGES:  Normally, whenever you have 2 layers of nylon tricot, it's preferable to have then sliding over each other.  In case this is your first time on this blog, 2 or more layers of nylon tricot can slide over your body (and in particular you cock) and provide an incredible sensation that almost always results in the most major ejaculation of your life.  If the inner layer / panty liner brief on most nylon shorts (like Soffee) was reversed, it would slide under the outer short, but there seems to be a conspiracy to prevent this sliding nylon action.  In case you're thinking of cutting out the inner brief and turning it inside out and re-sewing it into your outer short, keep in mind that you will wind up using up enough fabric as to probably make the inner brief too small to wear comfortably.  There were some manufacturers and some styles of these shorts that did slide and they were rare and wonderful.  Some of these shorts had 2 layers of nylon that made up the shorts and had no liner.  These were designed for the wearer to use his own brief underwear.  I know for a fact that some serious runners did use women's nylon panties--especially since there was virtually no difference between those with liners and those who chose to wear nylon panties.  In virtually all cases, the double nylon shorts would slide over the inner panty brief and would allow for easy ejaculation with the sliding nylon tricot.  There were also several brands that made the liner-less shorts but also had double layered shorts that did slide without any inner liner.  These included Sportco, Sub-4, and a few others.  While it was possible to get jerked off in these, there was something about having a nylon brief (or even Speedo) on under them to make it even easier to ejaculate into.  BTW, the goal and standard for all nylon tricot clothing is the ease in which you can ejaculate (or be ejaculated) into them.

ADVANTAGES:  They are 100% nylon tricot, can be worn in public, can be worn for underwear.  At one time could be worn anywhere--now mostly just for athletic use or as part of the Green Silky / Ranger Panty cult.  If you aren't familiar with them, you need to read this blog more....

You haven't seen this nylon tricot green silky ass picture before, but this straight guy is enjoying his silkies a lot more than he would his normally required cotton boxer brief.

An earlier repeat showing those marines who want their asses fucked and those who would like to do the fucking.  Not sure why one person is whited out but somewhere in a previous blog posting there is the complete grouping.

The quality of the nylon in the Green Silky world seems to differ some.  There does seem to often be a connection between straight guys wearing their nylon tricot shorts and alcohol.  I guess the old excuse of "I was so fuckin' drunk last night, I can't remember anything" will still explain away the dried sperm load (also known as a "silky pop") in his shorts up hear the waistband.

A major resurgence of the USMC wearing their nylon tricot silkies is happening in marches all over the country to raise the awareness of military suicides and PTSD.  The black shorts are called Ranger Panties and the green are Green Silkies.

White nylon shorts sometimes had an extra nylon tricot layer and were often the most likely to have a layer that slid under the outer layer. Of course white nylon was also the sheerest of nylon so they'd use the excuse of that extra layer (often 3 for the front) made for easy ejaculation.  Unfortunately, years later, all those load that were pumped into my white shorts have left permanent DNA stains in those pre Oxyclean days.

Shooting your load inside your nylon tricot shorts because of nylon sliding up and down your shaft is the ultimate goal of wearing these shorts.  Taking your cock out of your shorts to ejaculate or reaching inside your shorts with your hand to ejaculate is NOT nylon tricot sex.





EURO NYLON SOCCER SHORTS


Still nylon, shiny, and smooth, more of a satin or sometimes a taffeta kind of fabric, these are probably the most popular nylon shorts in the world because of their connection to soccer and hunky soccer players.  They normally require some sort of liner or underwear under them when being used to play soccer.  Most of the players seem to prefer some sort of cotton bikini or lycra brief or shorts or sometimes a Speedo.  I think the majority of Euros are uncut and this nylon along with their foreskin allows them to jerk off in them because the nylon doesn't really need to slide because they are moving their cock skin.

Of course these shorts are popular for underwear and sexier than the cotton boxerbrief that has taken over worldwide.  They don't need to wear anything under them because they are seldom used in the sex act--yet still called "Nylon Shorts Sex" just because they may be left on the body--but aren't really being used in any meaningful way.   

The only really "legitimate" shorts sex with these involves using another pair (or more) or shorts and either sliding it over the pair that is being worn or, in this case, used directly for rubbing your cock.  Again, in many cases they are not sliding the   shorts but wrapping their cock and moving their foreskin and then ejaculating into the shorts.  I've always maintained that it's not nylon sex unless the nylon is doing the work--meaning multiple layers sliding on your cock shaft and head.  Still, a guy wearing nylon shorts and rubbing another pair to stimulate his cock to ejaculation is a good thing!

Entire soccer "kits" are really sexy when it includes the shirt along with the shorts

Another hot thing about these shorts if the feeling and frotting that can be done when 2 guys are wearing them.  I would recommend leaving your nylon short on as well and slide and rub against each other until you shoot or at least get close enough to grab his nylon covered cock and ejaculate each other inside them.

He is working this single layer of nylon which is actually moving the skin on his cock and will soon be filling them with a big load.  These shorts are really sexy to look at and can be seen on many different teams wearing them on a regular basis. I have posted many photos of them over the years and giffs that show all sorts of grabbing, patting, rubbing, and feeling by other players along and with other teammates. 


Continued in the next blog posting.....

Clearing Out My Nylon Tricot JPEG Closet

No particular theme, advice, or even nylon ejaculation tips.  They've already been covered in the past several posts--the most in one month ever.  The result of which has not resulted in a lot of things that I should be doing instead.  You only see the end results (of course the real end result is when I help you blow your load in some nylon tricot) of my efforts on this blog.  Given the general unpopularity of nylon tricot today, most of these guys either are "accidentally" wearing it or are from a time when it was more common--if not even in style. As a result, I go through thousands of photos--quick as I am, all that time adds up.  Unfortunately we don't get snowed in here in Hawaii so I could justify all the time spent at my desktop not sitting under a palm tree.  I'm sure I will still be doing some looking and photo collecting, but I need to spend some time on other things as well....  

 We haven't seen any guys like with with their manhood parts inside a Truwest double nylon suit.  While the layers themselves don't slide over each other, this suit itself (when dry) would do the job in just a few minutes. Put this suit under a couple of other nylon Speedos or Truwest suits and slide them (especially using 2 hands alternating strokes) and slide them up and down your shaft.  There won't be any little swimmers left in your locker room when you finish blasting them all into those layers of silky nylon! 

As much as I love to see a guy's sperm load shoot through the nylon (in this case lycra) he is wearing, I prefer his hand to be rubbing the nylon over his cock.  In this particular case, he's wearing some non-sliding, non-silky lycra and is having to apply direct contact with his cock to get off like this.

How can the hot nylon tricot green silkies guy be kissing an indifferent guy wearing his lycra/car upholstery mini-Speedo?  If that was a triple, front-lined 70's Speedo made from Terylene (a silky polyester only used for white suits), they would be the nylon couple of the year....

All but the rear facing suit at the top look to be early nylon Ocean Champion or Dolfin nylon suits--the kind with the silky outer suit sliding over the equally silky inner one.  The longer these guys would sit around in that double nylon all day, the silkier they would get.  I guess you can only blow so many loads a day into them or help your buddy do his before you have to  go outside a play....

I don't really like his taste in tattoos (especially on a body as good as that), but  he does have the good taste to wear his 100% nylon tricot green silkies for underwear.

Not entirely sure what brand of suit this is but it could be an old Truwest.  Inn any case, they do look like they are 100% nylon tricot.  You know what can happen when you wear them.....

Yeah, you guessed right

"Yeah, dude...for real!  Just touch my cock right here over this nylon Speedo and see what happens!"  

He is such a hot "real" guy with a huge underwear (99% cotton) collection.  He does a great job photographing himself doing ordinary things wearing his briefs and getting in and out of his clothes.  So once in a great while, he must get down to his nylon tricots at the bottom of his drawer and is forced to wear them because everything else is in the wash....   Ha, ha, that great old excuse to wear nylon tricot as a man.  I've had that used on me many times--like I care that you needed a reason?

He also posts quality pictures.  These bottom two have not been cropped or enhanced in anyway and you can still see that big head of his perfectly centered inside that double nylon tricot crotch.  That other line is the little flap that keep his manhood in place.  So glad Jockey for Men never had the same stupid inclination that women's panties had and did not line that double silky pouch with cotton.  I tell you, that Cotton Lobby is evil to the core!

So this will be me in my kitchen tomorrow (only I would have on 5 times more nylon) going to make my coffee and not having stayed up half the night looking for pics of guys wearing nylon to stay up the next night to process and post.  I had a great idea, why don't some of you nylon guys send me some pics of you in some of yours.  You know you have them!  Faces and names or identifying marks will not be revealed to anyone.  And don't have a gym body?  Remember, nylon tricot is the "Great Equalizer"  I'm not looking at your pot or your pecs, I'm just drooling over your nylon tricot!

Men Who Get Nylon Tricot, Men Who Don't Know, Men Who Don't Care, and Those In Between (and a little ranting)

Usually I write my little sermon, rant or nylon educational tips first and then follow through with the photos below.  Today I wrote the title and then all the captions and I kind of think I've covered it all--with nylon tricot, of course! So you're getting off easy today without having to read much--so now you can also get off faster--by now you should already know how easy it is to get off in nylon tricot....

I know this guy could be from anywhere, but I'm thinking Montana or Wyoming.  And yeah, for all I know he's wearing 6 pairs of nylon panties and 3 nylon Speedos, but in reality, they are either gray, black or white and they are either boxer briefs or briefs and are most certainly 100% cotton.  He is an example of a guy who transitioned from diapers to cotton training pants, to his cotton underwear that he will be wearing when he drops dead.  His girl friend only wears cotton panties and he "doesn't know nothin' 'bout no silky shit."   Well, what can you do?  That's what fantasies are for when you see an ass like that pumping gas.....and you'd really like to be pumping that ass.

Then there's the guy who joins the USMC and discovers that all his buddies like to wear 100% nylon tricot Green Silkies--even though they are no longer required PT wear, they are still considered cool to wear around the barracks and for underwear.  The marines are all about unity and you don't want to be the only guy wearing cotton boxer briefs in the barracks.  So you snag a pair from your buddy before you find out where to order them yourself from Soffee.  He has no other reference to assign or remember what feeling or wearing nylon tricot is like.  That silky nylon (even though the liner doesn't slide under the overshort) seems to caress his male parts and his hand immediately touches the silky fabric over them.  Without even thinking he's got a semi and the guys tell him what a silky pop is.  The next thing you know he's in a stall rubbing that nylon tricot over his super hard dick and pops one right into them.  Now he's not the only one without a DNA stain on his shorts.  It just becomes another "wink-wink, nudge-nudge" moment between him and his fellow marines.

I just discovered an entire website of nothing but guys who cream in their underwear--shorts, briefs, Speedos, and little tiny lycra things.  Oh yeah, and sometimes they actually do it in nylon or silky polyester shorts.  I can't imagine any guy being cruel (or dumb) enough to subject the sensitive head of his cock (cut or not) to rubbing against scratchy cotton enough to produce an ejaculation.  I guess they are somewhere between don't know or don't care--it's about about being a man and wearing a man's 100% cotton brief with a wide waistband and a fly opening (small as it is).  Makes me want to have a fantasy about being a nylon tricot missionary and going door to door to save men from a life of cotton damnation and introduce them to the joy and wonderment of nylon tricot.  Ok evil Cotton Lobby, let's see you outdo that one!

Then you have situations like a school swim team where you are forced to remove your cotton underwear in front of everyone in the locker room in favor of wearing nothing on your body at all except a brief nylon tricot Speedo that is supposed to make you go faster in the water.  At first the shock and shame of wearing such a tiny brief in front of other guys is only a little bit better when you hear that some place actually swim NUDE in front of each other.  At least this little Speedo is better than nothing.....   Then you hear about some guys who get boners in theirs and you wonder how and why.  Borrowing your nylon suit for the weekend to find out why....you find out.  In one ejaculation you go from not knowing to getting it--and wanting more.  Then you find excuses why you had to wear yours for underwear and why you need more than 1 or 2.  Yeah, you get it alright.....

Came across this repeat which illustrates the progression from the occasional wearing of nylon tricot Ranger Panties (after the forced PT wearing ended) to the acceptance and no longer caring or needing to explain why you are wearing these nylon silkies for underwear all of the time--besides sleeping and around the barracks.  Save your reasons and excuses for when you get out of the military when you are around other guys who don't know or don't get it.  You don't need to explain to your fellow soldiers any more since it's pretty obvious why they all do.  You can always rely on "I got used to wearing them in Iraq" or "all us marines wore them." or  the old reliable "they dry really fast" and even "everything else was dirty" for when you get out.

So these guys get "something" here.  Enough so that it looks like he might be wearing 2 pairs which suggests they know how much better 2 layers of nylon feel sliding than only 1.  There's no feminine connection here other than these just happened to have been made for women but some men have discovered how good having an external sex organ can be while wearing nylon intended for the internal sex organ group.  Technically nylons and panty hose are not nylon tricot---but 2 guys who like to feel and get off in them can invite me over to play anytime and we can compare and contrast our nylon techniques.  No need for bras, wigs, high heels or make-up..just need cocks and nylon and let nature takes its inevitable course.  Unlike other posed pictures, these guys really look like they are into it......that's because they are getting it!

And speaking of getting it, these nylon onesie wearing Mormons are really taking advantage of a Church that first of all makes their own super silky, well, designed nylon tricot underwear and that wants you to wear them 24 hours a day.  Ok, so they're a little anti-gay, I guarantee you these guys are only thinking about the 4 layers of sliding, silky nylon tricot between their cocks and how good it is feeling.

Being able to feel your partner's nylon tricot garment while you are sliding your cocks back and forth and letting the nylon do its job is truly a heavenly experience here on earth right here and now.  Would it really feel any better on a cloud or your own planet?  I don't think so.  Having several husbands who all wear their nylon tricot garments 24 / 7 sounds like a real heaven to me....

Don't feel like any "back door" action through the double butt flap covering your ass, no problem!  Those 2, elongated nylon panels are sewn so they DO slide over each other (unlike Soffee green silkies), these garments were made to get you off solo or with your buddy.  You can both jerk each other off at the same time, frot until you both shoot, or enjoy feeling and watching what happens to your companion as you slide those 2 silky layers over his cock and watch him wiggle wearing all that silky nylon until he fills that big curved crotch mound with his sperm.  

These cool dudes probably fall into the "Men who don't know"---yet category.  Again, not nylon tricot, these nylon flight suits are close enough to make them curious to try more.  Some green silkies for underwear (if they aren't already wearing them) would help.  Eventually they can ditch the gray cotton t-shirts and go to some green lycra that will slide if they don't want to borrow some of my green nylon tricot t-shirts that would really keep their nipples hard with those flight suits sliding over them.  Then there's the sound walking around in a nylon suit like that makes which is enough to create a silky pop all on its own....

Well, it was the best example of someone who does get it even though they are lycra.  I use the better nylon green Aussiebum load in the next blog or 2 later.

Men Who Get to Wear Mormon Nylon Tricot Underwear Get it. You Won't Get This Anywhere Else.....

 As many times as I've posted about the ultimate made for a man nylon tricot underwear, that would be the Mormon one piece nylon tricot garment, I never thought about the fact that most of you have never seen, felt, or worn one and that they probably aren't exactly the sexiest looking nylon underwear you've ever seen either.  It's not like you can go to Macy's and find them on sale or even buy one on eBay.  Along with Nazi memorabilia, the Church has also banned the sale of their garments on eBay and they are only sold in their distribution centers or online--and you need a temple recommend to buy one in either location.  I suppose to the uninitiated (or not endowed according to the church) there is some mystery or "forbidden" quality about them.  I'm not about to explain or justify or defend anything about them except to say seeing a guy wearing a one piece nylon onesie is hot!

When Mitt Romney was running for president and rather naively wore his garment under his white shirt as he would normally do every day, being able to see the scoop neck (or "happy face") of his garment through his shirt (a standard sign for other Mormons to know, as well), he took a heavy hit for doing so.   It started all that "Magical Mormon Underwear" stuff that eventually forced the Church to let up on some of the secrecy regarding wearing garments.  There is a video on youtube where they explain that it's like other religions that require members or clergy to wear certain types of religious clothing.  Of course they don't say that the Mormon Church requires it of their members and to wear them 24/7.  It also doesn't say that only "endowed" Mormons who meet their stringent requirements are even allowed to purchase them.  Well, I have posted info about the garments in previous posts, the different materials and styles so you can look it up.

All nylon garments (one piece or two) have scoop necks--but not all scoop necks are nylon.  Sometimes in photos it's even hard to tell the nylon mesh garment from the nylon tricot garment since they are both nylon and are fairly sheer and even drape almost the same.  Anyway, trust me, you want the one-piece, nylon garment if you ever get a choice.  Also, the two piece nylon garment bottom now has a cotton panel on the inside of the front....is NOTHING sacred even with Church underwear?? !!  ha ha  Well, you may not agree with much of what the Mormon Church believes, but you would believe in the nylon onesie for sure--and would not have to be told to wear it 24 / 7.  This time of year when it's colder for a few months, I often wear 2 at a time.

Probably the biggest complaint  about wearing g's is from women who have to wear their bra over the garment.  Since I have no interest in women or bras, that's not my problem.  One thing I do find kind of amazing and that is how the temple markings line up so perfectly with my nipples and navel.  I mean these aren't custom made for each person, but I'm not usually a big nipple guy--but I am when wearing one of these.  

The women's g's come in pink packages and the men's in blue--very original packaging.  While the nylon onesies I keep raving about are really marvels of underwear engineering and allow you to poop and pee without having to take them off, the cotton ones (not that I'd ever wear one) can be kind of cheaply made and with extra scratchy cotton as well.  Their nylon is more like the vintage nylon they used to make before Antron III made it more shiny and sleazy.  Another thing that is amazing, you can feel the nylon sliding around inside the package before you even take them out of the bag.  Like most nylon tricot, they will never be silkier than the first time you wear them.

This guy is not a Church member--but he certainly qualifies as "endowed" in my Book of Mormon.  Truthfully, i think he'd be a little happier in a size or 2 larger if he was going to wear them 24 / 7 and not just as his required maid's outfit in my house.  He obviously hasn't been jerked off iiside the 2 silky overlapping layers of the front crotch since he has inadvertently taken his cock out from force of habit.--or possibly lack of space?  Nope, if the Church wants you to wear them day and night, then your cock should also do the same and that includes ejaculation as well.  I wouldn't look for that rule to be added publicly any time soon, however.  They don't have to teach the missionaries that at MTC since it's pretty obvious what those 2 sliding nylon panels over your crotch are for.  They make it so easy to shoot your load into the garment where it stays until wash day.

Yes sir, as fine a male specimen inside a 100% nylon tricot garment as ever wore one.  His ejaculation would benefit from a larger size so that the erection covering double panel might actually do the job.  Those 2 lagers of nylon tricot that cover that crotch  slide VERY well and make it so easy for you or your partner or companion or Bishop to get you off probably even faster than you want then to.

Imagine dropping the soap wearing these in the shower?  That easy to open back door allowed for unencumbered toilet time or any incoming activity you might enjoy.  See what I mean about the fine engineering?  One handy household laundry tip, a spray bottle of Oxy-clean is very necessary since keeping that entry area clean on the garment is almost impossible.  A few squirts of spray (after you have taken them off, of course) will insure any organic stains will be gone after washing.  As always when washing nylon, use cold water, mild soap, and powdered oxyclean in the water as well as the spray.  Oh, one more tip, especially in tropical or humid climates, make sure you splash on some denatured alcohol on your ass (keep it out of your crack) and you won't have any issues with skin problems--just a nice smooth ass under your nice silky nylon tricot.

Stacheman is showing us the lycra garment (available only as a bottom but you can wear a nylon t-shirt with it just fine).    The lycra is good and certainly UA / Nike quality, but these look like they are just this side of strangulation.

This is the slightly baggier look you are used to seeing on a onesie .  While it may not look as sexy as the tighter version, trust me, they are more comfortable and easier to get off in when there is extra nylon to slide around with.

You can see the approved method of jerking off inside of them using the handy, erection covering double layer of silky, sliding nylon.  Do you think it's just a coincidence that those 2 layers are so much higher than your cock that is normally pointed down?

In case you wondered how to get into a onesie, you enter through the neck and pull up all that silky nylon over your body on its way up into place.  Yes, getting a semi while doing and feeling that is very common.  You can see the size of that nice double crotch mound waiting to handle all of your male needs when they come up.  It's ok, The Stachman never seems to smile, but I suspect he is smiling inside at the feel of that nylon traveling into place and I thank him for showing us how it's done.  That navel mark has a ways to go....

This site seems to suffer from a lack of nylon garments and seems to use more mesh.  Of course we have to suffer even more since they remove their garments almost immediately which goes against all of my nylon religious beliefs.  

I'm sure hoping he is wearing nylon and not the mesh kind.  Even with that partial cotton panel, his cock seems to be enjoying the action.  Leaving his garment on through complete ejaculation may not help him in Mormon heaven, but it will give his sperm a much better send off into it.

Seeing a guy's garment sticking out of his shorts--especially with the temple marking drives me absolutely crazy.  Of course these are the cotton / poly mesh and not silky, but still that scoop neck and a little garment  leg showing would make my day....

You can see the cotton panel on the left so sometimes you do have to take our your goods in order to apply some other form on nylon tricot to slide up and down your shaft.  I have several suggestions that all include 100% nylon tricot and will result in the same action.

Are there really any words I could add to improve on this nylon garment top......this has to be a first for me.  Between those nipples and his temple markings, he's going to need to be wearing nylon tricot or risk severe pain....

Not exactly the usual Mormon look, but considering what kind of garment he's wearing, I'm not complaining at all....

Wish they had a shot of that nylon scoop neck under his shirt.  Notice how his pants fall as soon as he opens them because of the silky nylon garment bottom.  Not to worry, my hands would only slide into place without any problem.

Yeah, he knows......

What he doesn't know is that MormonBoyz may require him to remove his nylon garments, but I'm telling him they stay on.  Let's get those temple markings back where they belong.  Hey, he's got an outie....