Aussiebums....The only post-millennial silky nylon tricot suit

Hope if you are wearing minimal clothing this summer due to our (even here) record breaking temperatures, that you are including silky, nylon tricot.  Even though the evil cotton lobby has all but convinced humanity that nylon is "hot and sticky" and that "cotton breathes" some of us know that is a big crock of do-do.  Cotton gets wet and stays wet when you sweat.  It chafes, it's clammy, and it weighs you down.  As a way of selling their new microfiber everything (basically switching a few nylon molecules around) they have invented the term "wicks moisture" away from your body--in other words, the fabric gets wet and dries fast--wicking.  As I recall, nylon has been doing the same exact thing but gets a bad rap.  Nylon tricot (at least when the layers are lined up correctly) can also cause earth shaking orgasms and other exciting sensual delights when used by an experienced nylon guy.....learn from the best!  Keep reading this blog and back posts and the cocks of America (and Europe, Australia, Russia and other nylon knowledgeable countries) will thank you!  Mine did twice today already.....

After google search itself, this website is the largest source of people who search this nylon blog.  Sadly, it is more bulge oriented and not particularly interested in what material is covering the bulge--much less what can be done with it.  However, it has at least gotten guys to learn about nylon tricot and I'd like to think  (or fantasize) that some may have experimented with wearing / using it successfully--and we know what that means.......or you should by now.

No, this is not a MAcy's Thanksgiving Day balloon--but he would make a good model for one.  Hope he didn't catch his pubic hairs in that drawstring when he tied it.  Makes for a nice wall poster, but I once had a boyfriend with a body like that and you really want the hardness between your legs--those muscles are kind of uncomfortable in close contact.  Also, you better have another nylon something ready because when that bulge starts to grow, you're not going to be able to jerk him off inside that suit--my only complaint about Aussiebums.

In case you thought that only gays wore nylon Aussiebums to gay beaches, gay parade floats, or gay whatevers.... they also appear on straight guys at Australian surf meets although more appropriate for surf meat.

These suits are ok for fun in the sun since most guys save their Aussiebum erections for later.  Therefore, they can frolic in nylon tricot all day unless they occasionally get over stimulated by watching other guys nylon frolicking as well.  A perpetual problem with males wearing nylon tricot anything in public.

Here is a series of a guy in his nylon tricot Aussiebum.  Possibly totally oblivious as to the 2 layers of silky nylon tricot (unfortunately non-sliding) covering his manhood.  I try not to think of it too much because it is so depressing, but how many hundreds or thousands of nylon tricot suits like this get worn by guys (gay and straight) and are NEVER enjoyed sexually?  Imagine owning a suit (or dozens) made out of silky nylon tricot that really wants to slide up and down your shaft until it explodes and other than occasional "readjustment" touching of your cock through the silky nylon, they make their way to the trash bin without ever having been exposed to a massive load of sperm being pumped into them?  That's sadder than the funeral scene in "Imitation of Life." (either version)  Of course, there is a sort of happy ending (hopefully literally) in that I would like to think that even my well used nylon tricot things will live on after me.  God knows there's enough DNA in them to have repopulated a couple of planets at least from the XY standpoint.  I may even have some nylon (thanks to eBay) that is already older than I am and still functions in its eternal silkiness.

All his straight buddies / mates in their cotton boxer briefs under their cotton dork shorts while their Aussiebum wearing friend is wearing nothing on his body but nylon tricot.   Who has the happy cock in this photo?

So hot to see a guy wearing a suit that is probably large enough to get him off in it.  I still get turned on by vintage Ocean Champion suits that almost come up to a guy's navel because not only were many of them made with 2 silky layers of nylon tricot that slid over their cocks, but even the biggest guys did not risk any "popping over" right when you want to feel that nylon sliding over your head as the big load is squirting into it.

It doesn't happen very often when you get a darker suit with a bulge this big against a lighter background (or vice versa) but it is really an amazing sight to see that classic bulge curve being held in place by 2 silky layers of nylon tricot.

Yup, it would be such a crime to have an obviously silky suit like this one and a bulging piece of manhood like that and never have the two get together for the inevitable explosion.  Wear your DNA stains proudly on your suit!

....and a nice DNA segue into DNA magazine (which seems to have about as much to do with DNA as NYLON Magazine has to do with nylon)  This suit is ok for doing yard work or windows around my house, but difficult for me to get him to pump a load of his DNA into unless that cock is not a grower.  In any case, that's a mighty big head that would sure love to feel some silky nylon tricot sliding over it and up and down whatever size shaft he's stuffed into that suit.

I really like this picture because it really just looks like someone said "Stand here and let me take your picture in that incredible nylon tricot Aussienum suit"  (like anyone but me would actually say all of that).  He looks like a bloke on the beach and not all posed and pouffed while trying not to look posed and pouffed like Mr. DNA above.

Possibly a repeat, but still appropriate for this post--especially if that really is a nylon tricot Aussiebum tank top / vest he's got on.  The silky nylon from the shirt is definitely going to slide over his suit and his finger tips have undoubtedly already discovered that sliding nylon movement.  If the shirt was just a little bit longer, it would really come in handy for the big un-loading ceremony that wants to take place inside his silky suit.

Again, maybe a repeat, but a good example why nylon suits need to keep being made.  The male form is meant to hang naturally inside nylon tricot for this classic look and the extra bonus of being able to get off in it are both things that lycra (even though it's only 20%) will allow to happen--or at least not as easily or as long lasting.