Tuesday, January 5, 2016

How To Get Your Guy Off In Nylon: Secrets, Successes, Failures....


This blog post is short on visuals but long on advice that you may be able to use.

I have had some amazing successes in getting guys off in nylon--which one hopes will actually lead to wearing it, but not always.  There are several variables to consider when attempting to slide some silky nylon tricot on any guy's dick....

First, consider your guy has probably never seen or felt nylon tricot.  He has only worn cotton his entire life and is currently (if under 30) wearing baggy cotton boxer shorts, cotton boxer briefs, or cotton briefs.  On very rare occasions you may find someone in Under Armour or some other lycra compression short which they might actually believe is nylon.  Jockey microfiber boxer briefs may also fall into this category.  All of these forms of underwear will normally either come off their body immediately or shortly after they finally get hard in them.  Most guys like to have a hard on when their cock is finally viewed for the first time--the old "shower" vs. "grower." issue.  Then begins the usual sucking, jerking, fucking, jerking, ejaculation, The End.  You have to accept the fact that, in spite of your attempts, nothing you do will get this guy out of his habit of conventional sex...but often trying more than once may at least lead to "pity nylon sex" which he may begin to enjoy later.

Next, if you are older than your guy, it puts you at the advantage of being "in charge."  You don't want to over-use this power, but do take advantage of it when introducing nylon tricot.  Second, assess the likelihood that this guy might be open to it.  Dumb (sorry, but some just are) guys are the best.  Keep your attitude "playful", masculine, and just this side of intimidating.  Be passionate but not too aggressive.

Now it gets kind of complicated--knowing when and how to introduce the nylon.  Do not talk about it or explain or ask--just do it.  Do not ever use the word "nylon", either. The best scenario is that your guy is already wearing some nylon--and this could include some silky polyester basketball shorts, for example. or even green silkies.  Maybe they happen to be the kind (like Nike or some others) that have 2 layers that are already sliding over each other.  The problem is that he might be wearing cotton boxers underneath his shorts or even a jock.  I would suggest taking his cock out of his underwear and allowing it to be against the sliding shorts directly--this could be uncomfortable or pinching him so use your best judgement.  If he is wearing a Speedo, there is the 99% possibility it is Lycra and too small for an erection or any movement.  All is not lost since you will already have on some nylon tricot and yours will slide against his and he will get hard in the lycra suit.  He may attempt to remove it but this is your clue to get him horizontal and have (at close hand) an already inspected and confirmed very silky, sliding, 100% nylon Spedo available.  This would be the nylon intro moment as you allow his cock to climb out of his lycra suit and into the sliding nylon tricot Speedo.  If his lycra suit is still too right, it can be removed and you can continue with sliding the nylon speedo--or this is also an opportunity to introduce, using a soft, sexy, yet forceful voice and say, "Let's get you into one of these..." and then do it.  It is imperative you are prepared for many possibilities here.  Under your pillow, on your dresser, I even used to have some conveniently sticking out of my gym bag--but CLOSE by.  You can't go rummaging around in your dresser or closet trying to find "the right one."  If you can get him into a nylon suit. make sure it is big enough to cover his entire cock and be able to move it around a bit.  He's not going to be wearing it, he's going to be coming in it. Then , either standing or lying down, you can grind your nylon covered erection over his and get him used to it.  I actually do have some vintage TYR suits that have 2 layers of sliding nylon that would allow direct stroking using only the suit he is wearing to get him off in it.  You could also use the initial sliding suit over the suit he is wearing to stroke him or, again, remove his cock (but not the suit) and slide the free nylon speedo over his cock until he shoots.  Remember, kissing the whole time and moaning and saying "feels good"  or "like that?" in a soft sexy voice will keep him from being able to protest.  You can also slide the nylon over his hole or entire ass.  You want to make his cock throb and want more until you finally let him squirt into the nylon.

Ok, more likely, your guy is going to have on some of the above mentioned scratchy cotton.  You will already have on 2 layers of something that slide very easily across your manhood.  Once he discovers you are not wearing "normal" underwear he will say something between "Wow, these feel silky" or "What the fuck are you wearing, dude?!"  Trust me, no one is going to complain about feeling your nylon covered cock sliding back and forth across his. Let him calm down and get used to the feeling first.  Then, if he seems favorable, you can say something as easily as "Let's get you into something more comfortable" or "into some of these..." and then, again, you already have them close by and off comes his cotton and on goes the nylon.  A helpful tip, avoid using the word "NYLON" at all.  It's amazing the negativity (or femininity) image it can conjure up.  They don't need to know the name, they just need to know the feel.  Just keep the playful yet direct, in charge manner going.  You're not asking them if they'd like to try some, you are wanting them to experience how good it can feel--and there's no better way than letting them feel it anyway you can.  If you have to resort to leaving them in their cotton or even having to remove it altogether, it still leave you the option of stroking them with some sliding nylon.  Remember, always LET THE NYLON DO THE WORK.  You should not have to do anything more than slide 2 or more layers of that silky fabric up and down his shaft.  Deciding to go over his head is based on how sensitive his cock head is.  Increasing the pressure and speed will cause a faster climax.  Make sure whatever nylon you are using is "easy."  I have made the mistake more than once of using multiple items (2 speedos or a brief over a speedo) because they are so super silky.  Well, every time you have to stop and adjust them (because they keep sliding off each other) or the waistband starts digging into his shaft or the nylon adjusts so it's no longer doing the work and you are just moving his skin and not the nylon, he may just take whatever it is you are attempting to slide out of your hand and drop it on the floor.....   Another tip, if you do want to put him at ease as far as conventional sex goes and suck his cock for awhile, then placing the back of that 100% nylon Speedo on his cock, the single layer of nylon of the back of the speedo tends to "stick" in place better while allowing the double layer (panel and front) of the suit to slide up and down and  he is on his way to his first nylon explosion.

Again, depending on the guy and his acceptance of your obvious enjoyment of nylon tricot.....if you've just gotten him to shoot his load into the sliding nylon suit in your hand (and you don't think he is up for doing you), you can take his loaded suit and rub it and his sperm on your cock in front of him.  It's probably not going to slide very well (because wet nylon doesn't slide), but by now you should be turned on enough by holding your suit soaked with his load to pump your own into it.  If you aren't able to get off, then it's easy to fake because his load is already in it and he won't be able to tell if you came or not.

Something that used to work really well, when guys still wore nylon jogging shorts and you knew which ones had outer layers than slid over the inner layer, was he is already wearing one of those sliding shorts you'd loaned him for some "legitimate" reason, but once you both start sliding your cocks together and get super hard,  It's so easy to jerk each other off at the same time by rubbing his/yours cocks through the sliding nylon.  No problem if one of you shoots first because the other guy will keep doing you.  Then, extra hot, you can suggest switching shorts--your load is now on his body with your shorts and his load is now in his on yours.  Nap time.......wake up...both loads have dried and you go at it again.  If the guy was really into it, you can take the chance of giving him the pair with your load in it.  I guarantee the next time you slip down his jeans, he will be wearing that suit for underwear and he can't wait for a repeat experience.  I gave away a lot of sliding shorts.....

Whew, did anyone actually read all of this?  Considering the only way you might find a guy who is already wearing nylon tricot is either a USMC in green silkies or a Mormon wearing a nylon garment (with neither being known as a large source of gay men--in spite of what fantasies you may have heard), your introduction of nylon tricot to someone not familiar with it can be a challenge.  Not responsible for any harm stemming from your attempt to use any of my advice!  Just as there are some of us "nylon guys" out there, there also some "non-nylon" guys as well.  Their loss....





I'm not sure how anyone could sleep under that satanic macrame from hell, but I like the idea of having my morning wood taken care of by a guy wearing some nylon tricot  Dolfin shorts and tank top.  Of course I would already be wearing some nylon so his job would be made much easier.

Just another normal, straight, masculine dude wearing nothing on his body but 100% nylon tricot Ranger Panties.

Shiny basketball shorts are so hot.  Wearing some nylon tricot that slides under them is even better....

Another regular guy who was introduced to a double nylon sliding suit.  Did anyone else even know the slightest movement of those shorts would cause the 2 layers of nylon to slide over each other?  I'm sure his cock did.

One of the best nylon feelers around, Rex Racer where are you?  Check out his x-tube videos.  No nylon tricot is safe from ejaculation by his big cock!

Nike actually made some 100% nylon tricot shorts that slid over the inner nylon liner.  I have a white pair with an extra layer of nylon to the outer short that were super sliding over the inner nylon liner / panty.  Well, they used to be white.  Even Oxyclean doesn't help them now....

Thanks for the peek at your inner nylon panty / liner.  Hope these were the kind that slid over each other....although I'm not seeing much DNA staining.

A repeat, but it's still so hot seeing a marine wearing his nylon tricot green silkies for underwear and then what happens when he does.  Getting ready for a "silky pop" into them.  I love one of the comments from a straight marine on their Facebook page who said something like, "I was late so many times for PT while waiting for my boner to go down every time I slipped mine on."  I guess it never occurred to him to shoot in another pair first to minimize the problem.

Something I've never addressed in the 6 plus years of this blog, nylon tricot liners on non -nylon shorts.  When I was a kid, these were very important to me.  It was like I got to wear a "legitimate" nylon panty.  Of course with the other shorts over them, there wasn't much I could do to get off in them--but I'd manage!  More often now to see some sort of fine mesh than silky nylon.

2 comments:

Dan Smith said...

I'm completely with you on this one Dave. I remember when I moved south and met up with a co-worker one summer night at his apartment complex to go swimming. The lights in the pool went out at 9 but you were still allowed to swim as long as it was quiet. The guy does have to be dumb - as it turned out Jimmy was a fine specimen of a man (the kind of dude that never had to work out but was perfectly muscled) - 24 or something and dumb as a box of rocks - which played well into my plans. He invited me to the pool but didn't have a swim suit and asked me to bring him one. I brought a green nylon tricot speedo with white panels on the sides of the crotch. Speedo made suits that were single lined in the ass at that time. He looked like a model when he put them on - but not without some hesitation on his part and some coaxing on my part. I told him "remember the lights are out - and that was the only thing I could find that wasn't in the wash." Anyhow he wither had a moment of gayness or just wanted to show off and put them on stood in front of the mirror and began posing like a bodybuilder and showing off to me. I encouraged him to keep posing and walked up behind him and commented on how thick his muscles were and he must work out a lot. Then I reached around and began stroking his shaft through the Speedos. He began to resist somewhat, but I just told him - "just helping a buddy out." He came in about 3 minutes right through the Speedo which I kept with his semen in for about a year. I conveniently had another pair in my bag so we could actually swim. LOL

I helped my new buddy out a lot that summer - not always with nylon tricot, but the times we did use it, Jimmy came a whole lot faster. Never converted him, but I'm sure I introduced him to it.

Men doin' everything in nylon tricot said...

Great story! It does remain a great mystery of nylon life--how a guy can enjoy feeling and ejaculating into nylon tricot and still go back to his cotton after. Whoever knew their was such pressure to conform to cotton underwear norms? Evil Cotton Lobby bastards!

You are a great example of "being prepared" with extra nylon! How sad it would have been to have lost his first nylon load to the chlorine in the pool. It was so nice of you to have an extra suit for him! I never washed the Speedo nylon suit I used on this army sergeant once. He wasn't wearing it, but I used it to slide up and down his shaft until be blew a huge load a few minutes later. Not to disappoint him, he left with a couple of pairs of new nylon Jockey briefs after he had tried on a few pairs of mine to "make sure they fit right." He later "complained" that he'd almost had a couple of accidents because he couldn't keep his hands off them. Unfortunately he was even dumber than the rocks without the box....the next time I tried another super silky Speedo on him he grabbed it from my hands and threw it on the floor. We didn't last much longer after than incident.