Thursday, October 13, 2016

Throwing You a Lycra Bone(r): Men wrestling, sagging, and riding in their, at least, 80% nylon and 20% lycra--better than no nylon at all.


Most of you regular followers (are there any?) know about my rants about lycra--or polluted nylon as I usually think of it.  Silky nylon tricot was doing just fine for decades until Speedo (and then the others) decided to add 20% stretchy / non-sliding lycra to their formerly 100% silky nylon fabric.  They convinced swimmers they would swim faster (marginally) but would also be buying the more expensive lycra suits every few months instead of every few years as with nylon.    Of course there are hundreds of blogs and sites devoted to lycra bulges and there is one (mine) devoted to nylon tricot so my rants will never make even a small dent in that market.  Traditionally, whenever I do pander to the lycra side, there is a surge in viewership so maybe I will attract some new followers?  However,  reading about and looking at nylon tricot is not the same as feeling it sliding on your body or ejaculating (silking) you into that nylon netherworld of ecstasy.....  At least guys who do wear lycra are about 80% already there and are more likely candidates for nylon conversion than men who wear scratchy cotton boxer briefs because they are too worried about what others might think instead of their own pleasure.

P.S.  You should be putting together what sort of nylon tricot outfit you are going to be wearing for Halloween this year.  Remember, this is the one time of year you can legitimately go out in public wearing and feeling some silky nylon tricot.  A few years ago I went as a LDS Alien and wore a green lycra (sorry) zentai that was only $10 at a drugstore and wore a full, nylon tricot onesie over it. I even made a little name tag that identified me as a Space Elder.  The reality was that almost no one knew what I was wearing and definitely didn't know the garment was sliding all over my lycra suit.  Of course that was technically against the Church policy of having your garment against your skin and any other clothing on over it, but since my "skin" was supposed to be BE my skin, I figured it would be ok.  You can also put on your silkiest nylon tricot and then just buy a large piece of white nylon tricot from the fabric store (make sure you wear it so the "sliding" side is against your nylon), and just be a ghost or ghoul.  Be sure to get a lot of hugs or wear to a crowded bar where people will have to rub up against you.  Hey, we have to take it when and where (wear!) we can get it.......  May your "treat" be a "trick" who gets you off in your nylon.



Really nice of this guy to give us his fully formed, perfect ass in these non-transparent lycra tights.  In fact, considering how stretched they are, they remain opaque.

I really love that wrestling term, "checking their oil," when they try to see how many fingers they can get up their opponents ass.  Sounds like a reasonable occurrence when you have 2 hot men sliding around each other wearing lycra singlets.  I'd say this guy is really doing a thorough job.....

Most of these singlet grabs last only a few seconds, if that, yet with the power of repeat, almost make it look like he's getting off in public inside his singlet.  I will say this, the 80% that is nylon in their singlet is very smooth and is very erotic to wear--particularly in front of a crowd and when another man is trying to get his fingers up your ass.

This guy looks like he might be disappointed in being disqualified for having too large a boner to continue the match.  Many of them do wear even tighter wrestling briefs under their singlet to minimize this bulge issue.  Imagine if they were allowed to wrestle in silky nylon tricot.  There would be sperm flying everywhere and causing all sorts of accidents on the mats.

When these guys do adjust themselves, they always seem to have this "you can't see me" invisible cone of privacy come over them while they work it--which of course we are all watching.  

Sometimes while guys are "adjusting" their manhood, there does seem to be a little more action than is necessary.  That last  second squeeze or feel of the silkiness on their cock head.  Maybe they are just checking to see if they really are as hard as they feel without looking down to see.  It's fun to watch the reaction of other guys who notice what (and why) they are adjusting.

Then there are the guys who do it and look around to see if anyone else has noticed or is looking--that would be everyone, dude.  I also wonder, are there always gay photographers at these meets ready to record every crotch grab or are these self-gropes caught on straight tape and posted regardless? 

No, it doesn't say "HOMO" and he may even be some straight guy who is just trying to be cool and show off his Uomo compression shorts.  From past experience, I do know that looser 100% nylon (and sometimes polyester) can be very silky and slide over lycra under-things.  The sliding is enough to get you off in them, but all you can really do is slide the nylon material over the lycra and can't really get ahold of or get your thumb to slide over his cock head which is smashed against his body.  I've never used a vibrator with one of those big heads to get off with or get another guy off with, but always wondered how well that might work since it would be moving the nylon over the lycra much faster than your hand could do it--and not get worn out, either!

It's kind of a stretch (pun-intended) but he could be a clueless, straight dude posing for his girlfriend.

His shorts look the silkiest in this photo...

This guy is really going for a fast oil check here.  I have seen some pics where you can see the guy is wearing a cotton brief under his singlet through the lycra (really wants to keep his cock from getting hard by forcing it up against scratchy, cotton briefs), but these look heavier than that.

Is he really doing a singlet selfie of his crotch?

This guy is actually punching his boner down with his fist while giving a feel to the lycra sliding through his  fingers....

....and that felt so good, he just can't stop doing it.  At least no one is looking at him....

Looks like he's having trouble finding the oil intake location and is going for the full stick-shift adjustment.

Must have had a 2 for 1 coupon....  

Yeah, I don't think there is much of an audience present or that this is a WWF sanctioned event but someone needs to show him the proper way to handle lycra and that "beating off" is not to be taken literally....

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