Someone asked a "simple" question on another blog: "What's so great about a Mormon onesie (one piece) garment?" Sounds like a simple question, but as you can guess from my previous rants & sermons, it is not. First of all, I can't remember if the question included "nylon one piece" or not, but I will add that as a prerequisite to answering the question. Without the "nylon," I would be forced to say that unless you were a devout, practicing Mormon with a current temple recommend card, "nothing."
Since this is a nylon tricot blog, let's get the religious aspect out of the way--although for some, this may be part of the attraction, nylon or not. Nothing wrong with adding some religious aspects to sex even if you are not procreating. The Mormon Church uses the example of Jews wearing a yarmulke (skull cap) or Catholic priests wearing robes as an example of how other religions wearing faith-based clothing. Wellllll, wearing underwear 24/7 received in a sacred temple ceremony with Masonic markings with specific meanings after being anointed by oil, sacred covenants, etc. is a little more than wearing a beanie on Saturdays, but that is all I'll say for the religious reasons for wearing a garment. In fact, they do make garments in several other fabrics from lycra (bottoms only), cottons, and even a nylon mesh besides my preferred nylon tricot which they call corban. They also make separates that resemble "normal" boring cotton men's underwear with a slightly longer boxer brief leg and temple marks on the regular t-shirt.
Since the 2 single most worn 100% nylon tricot clothing worn by and made for men in the world today are the Soffee (and now other brands) nylon tricot shorts and the Beehive Clothing manufacturing of separate and one piece garments, I'll get into the reasons for wearing a garment. First and foremost is the quality of the nylon tricot itself. While all nylon has gone downhill slightly since the 70's, the quality of Mormon nylon is probably the best out there. Meaning that it is relatively opaque, very silky, and the quality that goes into the manufacture of the garment is excellent. I've never had a single seam come undone or other common faults found in other nylon items. The elastic on the Soffee shorts, for example, will eventually fail, harden, and no longer stretch. Second, the design of the one piece, from a nylon enjoyment perspective, is about perfect. Just enough coverage from neck to knee. As the garment length may be longer than your shorts, they're very easy to simply pull up and your outer clothing waist or belt will keep them up. Always more sexy, however, when you can catch a glimpse showing like when sitting down. I've gotten very good at "regulating" how much I show off especially if there is a cute missionary nearby and I want to flash some and see if they notice--they do! My only comment might be if they made a tank-top version (more like a singlet) version as many times the garment sleeve will show below a short sleeve shirt, although it's easy to pin it up inside. The Church recommends pulling away the fabric from your skin if it gets too clingy--and that is true and does work. When your cotton underwear gets wet, it stays wet--forever! Nylon will dry quickly even while being worn. While this was one of the aspects of silky nylon that the Cotton Lobby used against wearing nylon for years, The Nylon Lobby now uses the work "wick" as in "wicks moisture away" on all their nylon, polyester, and microfiber fabrics and it seems to work. All cotton can do is "absorb."
As for wearing the one piece for other bodily functions, it does have a functioning fly which you do have to use since there's no practical way to pull up the leg, no waist to pull down or have to take off your shirt to pull the garment down since you enter it through the neck and pull it up. So, no problem peeing. Pooping is a little more interesting..... You pull down your regular outer clothing and then grab the overlapping back seams to expose your ass. You hold the fabric open as you sit on the toilet. It takes a little bit of getting used to since you are basically pooping while dressed, but the reality is, the "barn door" is open and the poop is going where it's supposed to go in the toilet. You also have to remember to pull your dick out of the same opening although it is possible to take it out the fly, it's easier through the same back opening. I like it because I can feel and look at my silky nylon tricot during the process. Wiping can be a little tricky if you have a big butt or your garments are too tight as you want to make sure the toilet paper is doing the wiping and not get your garment in between. Fear not, keeping a squirt bottle of Oxyclean near wherever you tend to get undressed or change clothes, a few squirts into the back area and your nylon g'd will be clean again.
It is for the next bodily function that the Mormon one piece garment performs best, however: Sex. Alone or with another, these are about the best, most pleasurable, biggest turn on, and main answer to the above question ever made. Besides being covered from neck to knee in silky 100% nylon tricot--which, granted, could be any other number of clothing options, this one will not pull up, pull down, twist, or get bunched up. Even better, the 2 layers of nylon tricot that form the tall, domed crotch are both the same size. Unlike nylon briefs or other fly openings that have very little overlap and are designed to have your junk fall out of them, these onesies keep everything in place and sliding under 2 silky layers. Further, the 2 silky layers are elongated (sometimes not enough, but close enough to get the job done) to accommodate the shaft of your (by now) pulsing erection. They make it so easy to ejaculate into your garment it almost seems odd that the Church says it's ok to take of your g's for sex. TAKE OFF??!! How about PUT ON for sex!! To accommodate all desires, as little or as much rear activity as you may require or desire, is available. You can use the 2 overlapping layers of nylon to slide over the hole of your desire and easily stimulate it with the nylon alone. Easy digital or tongue action can also happen with or without the sliding nylon as you chose and obviously full or partial penetration is also easy. While you are pumping your tool deep inside, keep in mind your partner has 2 silky layers of nylon sliding over his own pleasure zone so you have no need to feel like you are the only one getting off.
In addition to the feel of the silky 100% nylon tricot and accommodating entry points, the compass and square design temple markings designed to be over the nipples (another part of the sacred covenants from the church, but with more present physical uses), are extremely hot to feel. It always amazes me that the 3 top temple markings always seem to be in the right spot. It can only mean that God wants your nipples to be stimulated in this way--and it really works! In addition, the use of other nylon tricot over your garment is also pleasurable particularly since your garment stays in place and doesn't get all rolled up while pursuing your pleasure. Meaning, you can easily slide some other form of silky nylon over your body--the less elastic waistband, the better. For the truly adventuresome, simply wear a 2nd, slightly larger, nylon garment over the one you have on for an almost short circuiting experience! Sadly, I have to confess I have never been with another man who was also wearing a nylon garment (2 pieces or one). While I have dated other Mormons, they have tended to be to closeted or uptight. I did know one from the gym who used to let me slide a Speedo or 2 (and sometimes a super silky nylon panty when it was dark enough in my truck not to see), but we never got to go "all the way." Most Mormons who do leave the Church, ditch the garments first thing and sadly buy into the whole CK cotton boxer brief syndrome or maybe be daring with a 2xist pair with an orange waistband and leave their incredible Mormon nylon garments in a trash can.....
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| Although from the outside looking in, seeing the "celestial smile" scoop neck could also indicate other fabrics, in my fantasy world, they are always nylon tricot. BTW, good luck ever getting another Mormon (especially a missionary) to talk about their garments. Ain't gonna happen..... |
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| So here it is. Maybe a little tight for sex, but you can see all the good sex waiting to happen on his body and no need to remove it. |
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| Entry into your one piece is made through the neck. 40 years and more ago, they had zippers, but this is a far superior design from a sexual performance aspect. Feeling that nylon tricot nylon slide up your entire body into place is such an amazing feeling and often results in a semi by the time that double sliding nylon crotch comes into place. |
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| See what I mean about the complete overlapping fly? The entry / exit point is on the left, but those 2 layers of nylon are placed so they slide over each other. It would be just as easy to make them with one of the nylon panels reversed so no sliding would happen, but I'll bet their sales would plummet. For some really annoying reason, in the separate (2 piece) garments, they place a cotton panel on the left side which means that your cock could actually be in contact with cotton and no chance of sliding over it. While the Church requires that any other underwear be worn OVER your garment (like for women, their bra), I'm not letting my manhood come in any contact with cotton so rather than cut the panel out, I always wear nylon under my garment if I wear a bottom--which is seldom anyway. |
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| Yes, you can look hot in a one piece! Better if it's not too tight--more room to play. Would sure love to empty his load into that waiting double crotch..... |
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| Markings all in place, extra tall crotch in place, and nothing to interrupt sliding over, under and around his garment while letting him feel yours as well. |
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| The double crotch is slightly stretched here, but you can see that as the spacecraft is coming into dock, the fabric is still sheer enough while remaining sturdy and silky for even the roughest landings..... Forget your seat belts, just hang on to the nylon, it's going to be a bumpy ride! |
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| It's ok if the sliding crotch doesn't quite cover all your manhood. There is still enough of your shaft covered by the 2 layers to provide enough silking sensation and you will have a better view of the ejaculation when it happens--if your eyes aren't in the back of your head in pleasure when it happens..... |
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| Since we're all going to Mormon hell anyway, feel free to enjoy other forms of silky nylon tricot that are all compatible with your garment or on your cock alone! |
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| Back view with pod bay doors closed. That sort of "belt" area is nice to hold on to if you are on the bottom of your partner. The 2 layers of nylon over the ass crack will also slide over and prime the pump if necessary. |
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| "Open the pod bay door, Hal" and let's look at the big black hole--ready to receive and absorb anything that comes within distance--all while your garment says in place and nylon sliding keeps occurring all over your body. |
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| Side view shows nothing in the way--just sliding nylon waiting to happen. Waiting. Waiting...ha ha |
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| Like with most nylon tricot, sometimes some batches are silkier than others and this one was exceptional..... |
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| Even upside down works--slide away.... |
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| Can see how good the nylon is close up. Excellent quality and silkiness and very compatible with all other nylon tricots |
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| Like I've said, I really believe the Church put that sliding crotch there to help discretely empty your tank with little effort. Besides, it's staying inside your garment so what's wrong with that? |
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| You always have the option to use the sliding crotch layers alone, with additional nylon using 2 hands, or take it out completely for other nylon altogether. If you happen to be sleeping on nylon sheets, your body will be even more stimulated as you silk out every last drop. |
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| Proper actual Mormon Missionary position when you are both wearing your corban garments. Top goes deep inside and can still feel your silky garment and you get to fee the 2 layers of your sliding crotch stimulate you every time he thrusts it in deep. Although many other positions are also acceptable whether you are missionaries or not. Whether you are Mormon or not. |
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| You may not care you are alone when you slide into 2 nylon one piece garments at the same time--yours AND his, ha ha. Those just happen to be nylon surf shorts and nylon sheets. You don't need to use 2 hands to handle a whopper, but then there are 4 layers of silky nylon involved, it helps! Yes, the ending was very happy and all the sperm went to heaven--not sure if it was Mormon or not..... |
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