Saturday, September 10, 2022

Men Wearing Mormon Nylon (Corban) Underwear Garments Blogpost 3

What if I was to say that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints was the largest manufacturer of men's nylon tricot underwear in the world?  Well, I don't know that to be true, but it could be!  Given that there are millions of Mormon men who are wearing it all over the world--there's a pretty good chance I'm right.  Corban is what they call their nylon tricot--although it now says that on their packaging.  To be a good Mormon, you need to wear your sacred garment 24/7 (men and women).  The catch-22 is that you can't purchase your garments until you have been ordained.  If The Church does one thing right, it's they keep meticulous records--even baptizing already dead people into their Church.  Unless you are giving 10% of your income to the Church and meeting with the Bishop in your ward, attending church, etc., you won't be able to get a Temple Recommend Card (a TRC).  Without a TRC, you can't get the garments--just wanting to wear their silky nylon isn't enough, unfortunately.  

Most garments exist as both one-piece with a butt flap (for rear exiting and entry) as well as a more conventional-looking t-shirt and shorts (usually to the knees or over them).  The next choice is what type of material do you want to wear.  Most Mormons will wear more than 1 type but they WILL NEVER talk to you about them--not even to other Mormons.  The Temple Markings on their garments (nipples, navel, and right knee) are reminders of certain promises made during their anointing.  I'm not here to explain, reason, praise, or otherwise condemn their Church--other than to say they make some of the BEST nylon underwear ever made for a man to wear.  Not sure if it's worth joining the Church to acquire> however!

Besides their silky nylon tricot/corban, they also have a nylon mesh, 100% cotton, cotton/polyester, a cotton stretch, and they've dropped their lycra bottoms.  The lycra was cut strangely and designed to appeal to the athlete.  The Church does allow you to not wear a garment while exercising, playing sports, or having sex.  WHAT?  Of course you want to wear a garment while having sex--and I will tell you why....




The closest most of you will ever get to a Mormon garment is the "Celestial Smile."  This refers to the scoop shape of the undershirt that can sometimes be seen under a Mormon missionary's white shirt.  It's not a 100% guarantee that he's wearing nylon/corban as it could also be nylon mesh or cotton poly.  If you don't see any scoop, he might be wearing the most common 100% cotton t-shirt with a regular crew neck.  You should be able to see his short sleeves under his white long-sleeved shirt.  This distinction is important if you are watching Mormon porn and they don't show any garment!  This is an interestingt comparison to when ALL major men's underwear manufacturers made nylon underwear as well as the cotton we got stuck wearing growing up.  So the average guy, married, gay, straight would always have a few (or more) nylon tricot briefs or shorts.  Personal preferance, sexual preferance, winter vs. summer, whatever, they had a choice and almost had some nylon in their dresser drawers.

My observation is that the majority of non-white Mormons seem to prefer nylon garments or nylon mesh.  The nylon mesh is compatible with other nylon for sliding purposes but are not particularly silky on their own.  The only time you hear much discussion on nylon garments are from "ex-mos" who tend to bash the nylon as much as their (former) religion.  Burning them, throwing them out the window on a freeway, or dumping in the trash are some of their methods of disposal.  Wouldn't it be more practical to give them to some of their gay friends?

Mormon underwear falls under the same classification as Nazi memorabilia on eBay although occasionally a pair might get through before being pulled.  Your best bet is to try and befriend a "liberal" Mormon and see what he can get for you.  They do have distribution sites (usually tied to a temple) but more commonly guying online.  Don't forget your current TRC membership number!

While most guys (including Mormons) aren't that turned on by these, I think they are the sexiest and most practical underwear I've ever worn.  I like to say that these were actually designed to have sex IN.  No seams, bands to get in the way.  Not only is that elongated crotch 2 layers of nylon, they slide over each other and therefore, your cock when it's hard.  What more could you ask for?  Even the fly opening is more of slit on the side and doesn't interfere with anything.


There is no reason to remove your garment for anal sex if that is your goal.  Personally, I would only use this ample opening for lunching and then go back to using the "boner eliminator" double nylon crotch on the other side for ejaculation purposes.  I will make one caution, better stock up on spray Oxyclean.  Sooner or later in the middle of the night while wiping, you will mistakingly not notice one of the butt flaps has slipped back into place over your hole and will require extra spot cleaning on laundry day.  Or you can always bathe or shower in your garment.  Pulling it away from your skin after toweling, you'll be surprised how fast the nylon dries.


The more "normal" (for gym purposes) would be the separate garment top from the garment botton.  If I had to guess, it looks like he has a corban top and the stretch cotton bottoms.



Something to note with the corban garment bottom separate, there is a big old nasty cotton piece.  This is there so there is NO sliding action within the garment itself.  I have been planning to cut the cotton out of one of mine and trace a pattern of it on silky nylon and replace it.  In fact, 2 LAYERS would guarantee some silky sliding action.  This reminds me of the stupidity of putting a cotton crotch in a nylon panty.  I wear the one-piece garment 99% of the time so I haven't cut any cotton out yet.



As if there weren't enough rules and regulations, the one that pisses women off the most is that they have to wear their bras and any other panty underwear OVER their garments.  I mean, come on!



Here's a guy who isn't following this rule.  He is wearing some sort of silky nylon brief (possibly lycra) over his chastity device (I totally don't get them) under his Mormon bottom.  I don't have a problem with this (except understanding the chastity device).  My cock does not want to be in cotton so this is ok by me!



That's right, your cock is trapped inside by 2 silky layers of nylon covering is whole length for 24/7.  I see this good Mormon boy has his well-stocked shelves in the backround.  My one piece corbans have been my 24/7 garment of choice since covid began--and before and after as well!  I think "Corban for Covid" would have been a good marketing slogan!



Some guys just gotta take it out and shoot.  These new stretch cottons have become the new default garments for cotton wearers.  Go figure?




I don't know anything about this photo.  He's come to represent the straight Mormon guy who never really had any choice.  There's a wedding picture on the bedside table.  He's just standing there in his 100% silky nylon garments, masculine, and I'd like to think he's looking for more.  This is the kind of regular guy who likes to wear his corbans and fills them out so well.  I try not to get caught up in the thought of how many thousands of men who are in this position.  The one I did get mixed up with went back to his parents and committed suicide.  You're not going to change them....








There are so many of them online looking for "fun" while their wives are out of town.  I suspect a lot more than wives looking while their husbands are out of town.



I've gotten so used to just wearing these during covid that I hate to have to put clothes over them to go out.  I suspect there are a lot of us out there...


Interesting how the evolution of Gay Mormon Porn came and went.  "Mormon Boyz" at least used hot guys and all started out wearing real garments--until they weren't.  I always ignored them as soon as they got naked because now it was just another suck / fuck porn site and without the Sacred Garment in view (much less being used), I lost interest.  Their domain name is still for sale and they have popped up under Masonic Boys and other variations.  I guess there is a split with some Mormons turned on by garments (garments ON as opposed to OFF) and others who just wanted them removed and discarded ASAP.  I do have to say, their older "Bishops" are all hot and do a credible job doing it.











The frustrating part is trying to determine what fabric they are wearing and the fact that they almost NEVER wear a corban one-piece.




I do prefer that they tuck their nylon shirts into their bottoms.  It reveals more.  If I was rubbing my cock (frotting) them, I might want to pull it out. When I was feeling their ass.



One problem I have is that even tightening my belt, my pants have a tendency to slide down because there is really nothing to hold them up.  Well, it's not a big problem and certainly not a reason to stop wearing them.




I'm not sure what the reason was originally for.  Checking out their chest is just as easy through the nylon.  The problem is that the zipper can be in the way and when I am showing off my garment under a nylon t-shirt to the world at Costco, the zipper looks like of strange--as opposed to be showing of my Mormon underwear through a semi-sheer nylon t-shirt!



I wonder if The Church would let me patten the name "Boner Eliminator" for their double nylon crotch?  I mean, there's really no other reason to have a double nylon crotch on the front of their one-piece.  It's rare that it wouldn't cover a fully erect man and having 2 layers of sliding nylon--well, we know what to do with those don't we?






Here is an Air Force man who wears his nylon garment under his uniform.  I met a guy in the AF once and spent 13 years with him.  He wore nylon tricot Jockey briefs and it was amazing who easy his uniform pants would slide over those silky briefs.  I can only image how well they would slide over these garments.




I can't imagine what it would be like to slip my hands inside his pants and on the way down found silky nylon continuing to his knees.


I guess this is what happens when that happened....a double nylon crotch full of his sperm for my efforts


He would also have to wear BDU's when out of the office or on a mission.  Combat boots and corban are a perfect combination!

This guy was nice enough to show us his silky ass with both flaps closed. 


Like with most nylon tricot, when it's first worn out of the package, it just looks super silky even before you feel it.  Whoever makes their nylon, the Mormon Church has found a winner!



Corban separates and Corban one piece are both very compatible!

I have no idea what Mormon Heaven would look like (and it's so convoluted, don't even try to figure it out), but a group of hot guys all dressed in corban would be pretty close to mine.

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