A Short Pause in the Silkies Postings (hundreds to go) to Answer a Question: What's So Great About a Mormon Onesie (One Piece) Garment?"

Someone asked a "simple" question on another blog:  "What's so great about a Mormon onesie (one piece) garment?"  Sounds like a simple question, but as you can guess from my previous rants & sermons, it is not.  First of all, I can't remember if the question included "nylon one piece" or not, but I will add that as a prerequisite to answering the question.  Without the "nylon," I would be forced to say that unless you were a devout, practicing Mormon with a current temple recommend card, "nothing."

Since this is a nylon tricot blog, let's get the religious aspect out of the way--although for some, this may be part of the attraction, nylon or not.  Nothing wrong with adding some religious aspects to sex even if you are not procreating.  The Mormon Church uses the example of Jews wearing a yarmulke (skull cap) or Catholic priests wearing robes as an example of how other religions wearing faith-based clothing.  Wellllll, wearing underwear 24/7 received in a sacred temple ceremony with Masonic markings with specific meanings after being anointed by oil, sacred covenants, etc. is a little more than wearing a beanie on Saturdays, but that is all I'll say for the religious reasons for wearing a garment.  In fact, they do make garments in several other fabrics from lycra (bottoms only), cottons, and even a nylon mesh besides my preferred nylon tricot which they call corban.  They also make separates that resemble "normal" boring cotton men's underwear with a slightly longer boxer brief leg and temple marks on the regular t-shirt.

Since the 2 single most worn 100% nylon tricot clothing worn by and made for men in the world today are the Soffee (and now other brands) nylon tricot shorts and the Beehive Clothing manufacturing of separate and one piece garments, I'll get into the reasons for wearing a garment.  First and foremost is the quality of the nylon tricot itself.  While all nylon has gone downhill slightly since the 70's, the quality of Mormon nylon is probably the best out there.  Meaning that it is relatively opaque, very silky, and the quality that goes into the manufacture of the garment is excellent.  I've never had a single seam come undone or other common faults found in other nylon items.  The elastic on the Soffee shorts, for example, will eventually fail, harden, and no longer stretch.  Second, the design of the one piece, from a nylon enjoyment perspective, is about perfect.  Just enough coverage from neck to knee.  As the garment length may be longer than your shorts, they're very easy to simply pull up and your outer clothing waist or belt will keep them up.  Always more sexy, however, when you can catch a glimpse showing like when sitting down.  I've gotten very good at "regulating" how much I show off especially if there is a cute missionary nearby and I want to flash some and see if they notice--they do!  My only comment might be if they made a tank-top version (more like a singlet) version as many times the garment sleeve will show below a short sleeve shirt, although it's easy to pin it up inside.  The Church recommends pulling away the fabric from your skin if it gets too clingy--and that is true and does work.  When your cotton underwear gets wet, it stays wet--forever!  Nylon will dry quickly even while being worn.  While this was one of the aspects of silky nylon that the Cotton Lobby used against wearing nylon for years, The Nylon Lobby now uses the work "wick" as in "wicks moisture away" on all their nylon, polyester, and microfiber fabrics and it seems to work.  All cotton can do is "absorb."

As for wearing the one piece for other bodily functions, it does have a functioning fly which you do have to use since there's no practical way to pull up the leg, no waist to pull down or have to take off your shirt to pull the garment down since you enter it through the neck and pull it up.  So, no problem peeing.  Pooping is a little more interesting.....  You pull down your regular outer clothing and then grab the overlapping back seams to expose your ass.  You hold the fabric open as you sit on the toilet.  It takes a little bit of getting used to since you are basically pooping while dressed, but the reality is, the "barn door" is open and the poop is going where it's supposed to go in the toilet.  You also have to remember to pull your dick out of the same opening although it is possible to take it out the fly, it's easier through the same back opening.  I like it because I can feel and look at my silky nylon tricot during the process.  Wiping can be a little tricky if you have a big butt or your garments are too tight as you want to make sure the toilet paper is doing the wiping and not get your garment in between.  Fear not, keeping a squirt bottle of Oxyclean near wherever you tend to get undressed or change clothes, a few squirts into the back area and your nylon g'd will be clean again.

It is for the next bodily function that the Mormon one piece garment performs best, however:  Sex. Alone or with another, these are about the best, most pleasurable, biggest turn on, and main answer to the above question ever made. Besides being covered from neck to knee in silky 100% nylon tricot--which, granted, could be any other number of clothing options, this one will not pull up, pull down, twist, or get bunched up.  Even better, the 2 layers of nylon tricot that form the tall, domed crotch are both the same size.  Unlike nylon briefs or other fly openings that have very little overlap and are designed to have your junk fall out of them, these onesies keep everything in place and sliding under 2 silky layers.  Further, the 2 silky layers are elongated (sometimes not enough, but close enough to get the job done) to accommodate the shaft of your (by now) pulsing erection.  They make it so easy to ejaculate into your garment it almost seems odd that the Church says it's ok to take of your g's for sex.  TAKE OFF??!!  How about PUT ON for sex!!  To accommodate all desires, as little or as much rear activity as you may require or desire, is available.  You can use the 2 overlapping layers of nylon to slide over the hole of your desire and easily stimulate it with the nylon alone.  Easy digital or tongue action can also happen with or without the sliding nylon as you chose and obviously full or partial penetration is also easy.  While you are pumping your tool deep inside, keep in mind your partner has 2 silky layers of nylon sliding over his own pleasure zone so you have no need to feel like you are the only one getting off.

In addition to the feel of the silky 100% nylon tricot and accommodating entry points, the compass and square design temple markings designed to be over the nipples (another part of the sacred covenants from the church, but with more present physical uses), are extremely hot to feel.  It always amazes me that the 3 top temple markings always seem to be in the right spot.  It can only mean that God wants your nipples to be stimulated in this way--and it really works!  In addition, the use of other nylon tricot over your garment is also pleasurable particularly since your garment stays in place and doesn't get all rolled up while pursuing your pleasure.  Meaning, you can easily slide some other form of silky nylon over your body--the less elastic waistband, the better.  For the truly adventuresome, simply wear a 2nd, slightly larger, nylon garment over the one you have on for an almost short circuiting experience!  Sadly, I have to confess I have never been with another man who was also wearing a nylon garment (2 pieces or one).  While I have dated other Mormons, they have tended to be to closeted or uptight.  I did know one from the gym who used to let me slide a Speedo or 2 (and sometimes a super silky nylon panty when it was dark enough in my truck not to see), but we never got to go "all the way."  Most Mormons who do leave the Church, ditch the garments first thing and sadly buy into the whole CK cotton boxer brief syndrome or maybe be daring with a 2xist pair with an orange waistband and leave their incredible Mormon nylon garments in a trash can.....

Although from the outside looking in, seeing the "celestial smile" scoop neck could also indicate other fabrics, in my fantasy world, they are always nylon tricot.  BTW, good luck ever getting another Mormon (especially a missionary) to talk about their garments.  Ain't gonna happen.....

So here it is.   Maybe a little tight for sex, but you can see all the good sex waiting to happen on his body and no need to remove it.

Entry into your one piece is made through the neck.  40 years and more ago, they had zippers, but this is a far superior design from a sexual performance aspect.  Feeling that nylon tricot nylon slide up your entire body into place is such an amazing feeling and often results in a semi by the time that double sliding nylon crotch comes into place.

See what I mean about the complete overlapping fly?  The entry  / exit point is on the left, but those 2 layers of nylon are placed so they slide over each other.  It would be just as easy to make them with one of the nylon panels reversed so no sliding would happen, but I'll bet their sales would plummet.  For some really annoying reason, in the separate (2 piece) garments, they place a cotton panel on the left side which means that your cock could actually be in contact with cotton and no chance of sliding over it.  While the Church requires that any other underwear be worn OVER your garment (like for women, their bra), I'm not letting my manhood come in any contact with cotton so rather than cut the panel out, I always wear nylon under my garment if I wear a bottom--which is seldom anyway.

Yes, you can look hot in a one piece!  Better if it's not too tight--more room to play.  Would sure love to empty his load into that waiting double crotch.....

Markings all in place, extra tall crotch in place, and nothing to interrupt sliding over, under and around his garment while letting him feel yours as well.

The double crotch is slightly stretched here, but you can see  that as the spacecraft is coming into dock, the fabric is still sheer enough while remaining sturdy and silky for even the roughest landings.....  Forget your seat belts, just hang on to the nylon, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

It's ok if the sliding crotch doesn't quite cover all your manhood.  There is still enough of your shaft covered by the 2 layers to provide enough silking sensation and you will have a better view of the ejaculation when it happens--if your eyes aren't in the back of your head in pleasure when it happens.....

Since we're all going to Mormon hell anyway, feel free to enjoy other forms of silky nylon tricot that are all compatible with your garment or on your cock alone!

Back view with pod bay doors closed.  That sort of "belt" area is nice to hold on to if you are on the bottom of your partner.  The 2 layers of nylon over the ass crack will also slide over and prime the pump if necessary.

"Open the pod bay door, Hal" and let's look at the big black hole--ready to receive and absorb anything that comes within distance--all while your garment says in place and nylon sliding keeps occurring all over your body.

Side view shows nothing in the way--just sliding nylon waiting to happen.  Waiting.  Waiting...ha ha

Like with most nylon tricot, sometimes some batches are silkier than others and this one was exceptional.....

Even upside down works--slide away....

Can see how good the nylon is close up.  Excellent quality and silkiness and very compatible with all other nylon tricots

Like I've said, I really believe the Church put that sliding crotch there to help discretely empty your tank with little effort.  Besides, it's staying inside your garment so what's wrong with that?

You always have the option to use the sliding crotch layers alone, with additional nylon using 2 hands, or take it out completely for other nylon altogether.  If you happen to be sleeping on nylon sheets, your body will be even more stimulated as you silk out every last drop.

Proper actual Mormon Missionary position when you are both wearing your corban garments.  Top goes deep inside and can still feel your silky garment and you get to fee the 2 layers of your sliding crotch stimulate you every time he thrusts it in deep.  Although many other positions are also acceptable whether you are missionaries or not.  Whether you are Mormon or not.

You may not care you are alone when you slide into 2 nylon one piece garments at the same time--yours AND his, ha ha.  Those just happen to be nylon surf shorts and nylon sheets.  You don't need to use 2 hands to handle a whopper, but then there are 4 layers of silky nylon involved, it helps!  Yes, the ending was very happy and all the sperm went to heaven--not sure if it was Mormon or not.....

Want More Pics of Guys Wearing Their 100% Nylon Tricot Silkies? Good. These Guys Want to Show Them to You.

This is the 2nd blog posting of guys wearing their nylon tricot green silkies, Ranger Panties, and other nylon shorts I found on Instagram even though I do not have an Instagram account.  Be sure and read the next posting which gives you a generic link to Instagram that will allow you to click on many different #'s (hash tags) that include many short videos I'm not including here.  Watching their manhood and the silky nylon tricot move is a whole other dimension of enjoyment.  The fact that these thousands of guys take such pride in showing off their 100% nylon tricot shorts and make a point of actually calling some of them panties, shows they clearly understand what this silky nylon is.  The irony is that women haven't worn nylon panties in decades and I suspect that that introduction to nylon tricot by little 5 year olds, like me, has all but died out.  In the same way swimmers can now make it to olympic level without ever experiencing a silky nylon suit, these silkies remain not only the last major bastion of men who wear nylon tricot, but of also passing this pleasure on to another generation or two.  It helps that some of the most masculine, hottest, well built men in the world are wearing and endorsing them, there is no shame in wearing them outside in public or as underwear with no explanations necessary.  I don't know how long this trend will last, but it actually seems to still be growing.  With tongue-in -cheek and wink-wink-nudge-nudge, these guys love to enjoy flaunting convention or stereotypes and show their pleasure of wearing these nylon tricot shorts.  Making frequent gay references in fun and pride in showing off their manhood, they know that their blessed silkies were first introduced to them by the US Military where they were forced to wear them for PT.  Poor guys.  When the military ended this practice, their love of these silky nylon shorts exploded and became a symbol to them to acknowledge fallen warriors while marching in public by bringing attention with Silkies Marches.  They fully, and often praise these nylon tricot shorts without really knowing what nylon tricot is.  Unfortunately a large number of 

( non-silky polyester jersey) flag shorts have invaded the marketplace to capitalize on the craze although other companies have followed the original Soffee brand in using 100% nylon tricot.  Soffee is still the cheapest and best brand of these shorts besides being the original.

Most gay guys would cringe at even using the "p" word, yet these warriors are proud to wear their 100% nylon tricot panties under their shorts of the same silky material and show the world their love of them.

While this guy refers to them as his "running uniforms" he is clearly in love with his nylon silkies and has no problem showing them off.  You can always use the other excuses, dries fast, easy to pack, light weight if you need other reasons than they are great to have sex in and will take your entire manload without spilling a drop.

Speaking of wearing nylon tricot panties, this guy seems to be going through some precise showing of his to us.  For some reason the green shorts are referred to as green silkies and only the black ones are called Ranger Panties, I think the reference is clear.  Nice panty elastic, too.  If Soffee should ever make them with the inner panty / liner inside out, the outer shorts would slide over the inner brief and guys would be forced to slide them to reduce the resulting erections until they would probably be called "crunchies" instead of silkies due to the dried sperm.

Something about a slightly scrawny guy wearing nylon tricot that makes him look sort of vulnerable.  Sometimes my inner nylon animal wants to ravage guys like this and, while sparing all the gruesome silky details, they end with both of us exploding inside his silky nylon shorts while I am holding his thighs and forcing him against the wall.  You don't want to be in the next room while this is happening.

Nice when guys feel their nylon silkies with their hands this way.  It insures a greater coverage / enjoyment of his hands feeling the silky nylon--which is really what it's all about.

Black and white doesn't disguise that silky nylon tricot drape that both of these guys are feeling.  At least they have their shirts tucked in, but you need to make sure the cotton does not come in contact with your sensitive man parts.

Such a rare occurrence when you see another guy with his hands touching the other guys nylon shorts when being photographed.  Unfortunately his blue nylon silkies friend seems to have something on under his nylon shorts which hardly ever tends to also be nylon tricot.  I can honestly say that any photograph that has ever been taken of me with another guy wearing nylon tricot anything, my fingers are fully taking advantage of feeling his silkiness.  Back in the days when we would sometimes run into a guy (accidentally  on purpose in most cases0 wearing his nylon tricot shorts, at least the back of my had would "slip" up against his silky ass.  Yeah, I took my cheap thrills where or when I could find them.

Good boy, wearing a pair of nylon tricot shorts this big will guarantee a big playground no matter what size his manhood becomes when feeling that silky nylon over it.  What's most important is that there is a large DNA stain up near the top of the waistband showing the world he knows how to enjoy his nylon.  Even better, if you get to switch shorts with him--either just for the night or permanently with his load in them--never to be washed again.

Too small a photo to be made any larger and with one of those i-phone filters,  Still, he knows where the goods are and what is covering them.

One way that nylon silkies are being introduced to a new audience is to include a pair with their registration for the hike or march to commemorate wounded warriors.  Wonder how many pull down their scratchy, 100% black boxer briefs for the last time after they pull up their 100% nylon tricot silkies.  From the reviews on many of the orders from the supplying companies, they can't get enough of them and want them in every color.

True Freedom--walking around wearing nothing but their boots (ok) and 100% nylon tricot shorts over their nylon panty.  The nylon USMC flag is a nice coordinating accessory.

Just a screen grab from one of the better nylon tricot videos on Instagram.

As if the picture of this fairly obvious (I thought so anyway) cut silky wearer, read all the speculations of whether he is cut or not.  Be sure to click on the different #'s since they often contain other photos of guys in silkies.  Also, be advised that there are some sites full of other kinds of "silkies" which include fluffy chickens and cute dogs.

One of the best things about wearing your silkies while riding your bike is that it tends to concentrate your man-scent into the crotch area.  I'm not sure what it is about man-scent in a silkies crotch, but it is pure magic--well, I think mine is.  HAven't had the opportunity to enjoy too many others, but I'm sure it's hot!

I'm a sucker for a big ass in a big silky.  More ass and more nylon covering it is a good thing.  That particular position means he's in for a particularly good time....as am I.

Now this is the kind of guy that could turn me into a total submissive--unless he tried taking off my or his silkies, then that would change until they stayed on.  We could change after we'd both shot our loads in our respective inner nylon panty.

I love it when USMC guys so willingly show off that they wear their beloved nylon tricot silkies as underwear.  Not sure what the one guy is going with lycra and the polyster jersey material on those flag shorts, but I haven't tried that combo to see if they, in fact, do slide over each other.

I can't imagine a Millennial Green Silkies Party, but I'm sure I could teach them a few things they've never thought of doing in them.....  Assuming they don't have on their usual baggy cotton boxer shorts on under them.

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We really don't get enough views of backs and asses in silkies so even this partial one will have to do.

Love those big silkies and knowing there will be plenty of room to get him off inside them--maybe 2 loads worth.

Straight men wearing nothing but 100% nylon tricot and drinking alcohol is such a great combination.  Sperm will dry quickly when ejaculated into their shorts so when they wake up and utter the classic "Man, I was so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing!"  Their thing will already have dried.....

Sorry dude, all that work at the gym and all I'm looking at are your Soffee nylon tricot shorts and what's in them.  It's ok, when I'm done with you in them, you'll forget all about the gym in favor of my new workout plan for you.

Poster boys for Big Guys in Big Nylon here, we would have a better time in slightly bigger silkies.  Nice to see some nylon shine and their clearly defined inner nylon panty showing--especially when it includes the head of their manhood as part of the display.

Hundreds of 100% Nylon Tricot Silkies and Ranger Panties on Instagram--You do not need to be a member!

I had planned on a post using men wearing other nylon tricot clothes, but I stumbled across "klaus von bootyshorts" which took me to his Instagram pics.  I don't know about you, but between this blog and Facebook, I waste enough time on this computer and dealing with Instagram, Pinterest, Twitter, etc. is not of any interest to me since I am not a Millennial  Because I don't have an Instagram account and since the photos displayed couldn't be saved, I thought I was out of luck.  I use my screen grab app to download pictures on my desktop that are otherwise not saveable.  So I screen saved Klaus's picture.  Playing around, it turns out Klaus is the cutest poster boy for wearing all of Soffee's nylon tricot shorts in many colors.  There are also a lot of videos which I did not attempt to download with action shots of guys working out and wearing their silkies.  Turns out, you can put anything into the SEARCH function and see what people have posted.  Many hashtags are displayed and give you an idea of how many thousands of photos might be displayed.  Yes, thousands.  So here is a small sample (and other future blogposts to come) of what I spent almost 2 days acquiring.  I will not be looking for any more pictures on Instagram, but you may do so:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjDY1a9nF3w/?taken-by=klaus_von_bootyshorts

Like I said, you won't be able to download them--maybe you can if you join Instagram.  The pictures are not very large, but I have blown up and enhanced all of these for your viewing pleasure.  It's obvious these nylon tricot green silkies are hugely popular with straight guys.  Funny, all of the gay pride photos I've seen show cotton brief waistbands sticking out of the guys' shorts.   Leather, chiffon, lycra, feathers, but no nylon tricot.  So much for gays and nylon.  However, these straight guys LOVE it and even seem to like to imagine having gay sex with their buddies as seen here.  Sorry, I', not going to turn straight in order to have nylon sex with other guys.  I have enough photos downloaded to keep you entertained for a bit, but please feel free to search for your own and enjoy them feeling their nylon and watching their cocks flop around in them on their many videos.

Oh yeah, this straight dude would love to lick that cock head showing through 2 layers of silky nylon tricot in his buddies shorts.

    A little nipple nibbling is a good start to some silkies sex.  Unfortunately, as my next post reveals in my review, these flag shorts are a polyester jersey and are not silky enough to have sex in.  They are still referred to as "silkies" the same way any small, bikini swim suit is referred to as "Speedos" no matter what their fabric content may be.

Having trouble understanding?  Wait, let me draw you a picture...  Looks like my lightening this photo has ruined the cock and balls that was drawn just for this reference photo of what this guy would like to do with what's inside his buddies nylon tricot shorts.  Unfortunately, also inside this silky shorts is some form of non-nylon underwear.  Most of the posts that show any underwear showing inside their nylon tricot silkies get many comments condemning this practice.  You are wearing nylon tricot--why would you prevent your cock from enjoying it??!!

Yeah, dude, go for it while I switch to movie mode.....

Poor pussie grabber will be disappointed when he learns these flag shorts are not silky nylon, but at least he's thinking along having silkies sex lines and that's a good thing.

Not exactly sure what they're trying to do here, but I can tell you the guy in the green silkies on the left is going to shoot his load in them a lot faster than the guy on the right in his polyester jersey material of his flag shorts--they are not silkies or silky.

This probably should have gone into the sex section at the beginning, but it's really just a bunch of straight guys hanging out wearing nothing but nylon tricot shorts and one guy in his thong.  Better than a gay pride parade in my book.....

Careful guys, keep those nylon tricot covered bulges at least 6 inches away from each other.  Frottage in nylon tricot silkies will result in simultaneous ejaculation inside your panty.  It will dry quickly and hardly leave a stain so go for it.  It's always polite to ask your recently ejaculated partner if he would like to trade shorts with you. 

Truthfully, each guy has his own beauty and advantages.  I would be happy to take advantage of both of them.

Soffee does make a lot of colors in their nylon tricot silkies.

These guys like to show themselves off wearing them for everything--underwear, working out, marching, beach, sleeping, but not too many shown shooting their loads into them--which you know they do.  They even have a name for it:  "Silky pops."  Yeah, pop goes the sperm right into that nylon tricot.

One nice thing about big and beefy is that they wear larger nylon silkies which means a lot more room to play inside them.

Tall and silky.

Nice of him to show off his muscle, but I'm looking at his big, silky nylon and how much he could shoot into it.

Yeah, look at those muscles---thanks, I'm looking at his clearly defined inner nylon panties inside his silky shorts.

The fashion of wearing them tight (if they fit, go down a size smaller) seems to be fading.  The practicality of having more room to move the nylon over your cock or even invite another cock in to play with yours means better shooting in them.

Nice display, thanks.

See, other silky wearers don't like to see non-nylon underwear between a cock and a silky.  Beware of the straight silkies police.....

Soffee is no longer the only maker of nylon tricot silkies, but they always cost more.  My one experiment with the flag silkies was a $30 waste of money plus postage.

Always like to see guys feeling their nylon tricot.

Even better feeling with both hands

Every once in awhile you run into a really good pic--like this one.  Too bad his carrying buddy can't cop a feel off that silky nylon ass like the wearer.  Hope he will be taking him back to his den and ravage that nylon with plenty of ejaculations....

Great way to enjoy the summer wearing nothing but a nylon panty under your nylon shorts which is why they are called Ranger Panties by all the straight guys who enjoy them.

I don't condone violence, but I could condone some with all his little swimmers when I ejaculate them into those silky nylon shorts

See what I mean?  This is not a gay pride parade.  These are straight men showing what's under their nylon tricots....

I'd sure like to think those incredible silky looking nylon shorts have had several loads of man sperm shot into them by now.

Always nice to know what guys wear under their uniforms--and many do.