Half Price Sale on Mormon Garments for Blog Readers--50% Off Corban or others

A lot has happened since my last blog post.  My "vintage" 7 year old computer died.  Although it was just the video card (again), Apple won't even take vintage computers for repair.  So, new computer with none of the programs I use like Photoshop and Word installed yet.  So I won't be able to post my cropped and enhanced photos until that happens.  However, I did also get an external DVD player as the one built into my former computer no longer worked.  Looking through hundreds of blog pictures that I've posted over the past almost 10 years, WOW and OMG, there are some fantastic ones that I have forgotten about.  I may repost a few, but it's well worth your time to go through this blog and look at past entries.  There doesn't seem to be an easy way to do that, but once you get a few years back, it will all seem "new" again.

"eddiewouldsell" contacted me and asked if he thought my blog members would be interested in 50% off his Mormon garment prices.  In all fairness, I do have to tell you he has marked the actual Mormon Distribution Center's prices up considerably.  With continued fairness, one cannot buy these anywhere else without a current temple recommend as a "good" Mormon.  So whatayagonnado?  

He has asked to see my blog but I have declined since I think it would be The End of him selling or offering you all a discount.   Just mention His primary focus, he says, it to sell to Mormons who no longer  qualify for a temple recommend from their Bishop--like for not tithing 10% of their income, going to church regularly, or other Mormon violations.  He is somehow able to order them directly from the Mormon Distribution Center in SLC and they are sent directly to you in their original packaging.  The Corban (Mormon for super, silky nylon tricot) garments are so slippery as to be already sliding while still in the plastic bag.  You can only imagine what 1 (or 2) will feel like on your body if they feel that good inside a plastic bag!  CAUTION:  They will never feel this silky again so try to stretch out that first wash as long as you can.  They are still silky and will last for many years, however.  The sewing and nylon material are excellent.  I always wear 2 Corbans on the plane and I've never been in a crash!

So, in a second, shameless plug for his not available anywhere else offer, he will sell them at 50% off his regular price of $90 for the one piece ($45) and $50 each ($25 each) for the separate top and bottom.  The Church also makes nylon mesh as well as cotton, cotton-poly, "dry-lux," and not sure about the lycra (bottoms only).  You can order in your own size.  JUST MENTION THE 'MORMON BLOG SITE' DISCOUNT You will need to have an eBay account and you can only contact him through eBay's "Contact Seller."  I know it looks suspicious that we both live on this same island, but I have absolutely no idea who he is and he has resisted any of my attempts to meet--so, in other words, I have no contact or knowledge any more than you do about this guy.

So for those of you who have messaged me here wanting to know how to get one, this is the best and possibly last chance for you to do so.   JUST MENTION THE 'MORMON BLOG SITE' DISCOUNT  There are a couple of other people who occasionally sell a garment here and there on eBay, but this guy basically offers you anything the Mormon Church sells to any of its members.  In the past they have been able to prevent eBay from selling ANY underwear related items--right up there with Nazi memorabilia!

In case you need a refresher as to what I am talking about, here they are.  I now were them 24/7 and around the house all day but primarily use other nylon tricot for ejaculation although that double nylon crotch on the onepiece is mighty silky!   JUST MENTION THE 'MORMON BLOG SITE' DISCOUNT  

The ad as it appears on his eBay site.  At my suggestion, he has made all of his auctions "private" so your name or buyer's name will not appear anywhere and no one will be able to see what you bought in your feedback.  "Contact seller" under Seller Information, tell him what you want and your size.  He can send you an invoice which you can pay via paypal or I see he via other credit cards.  NOTE:  he does not accept returns.  Why would you want to??

The outside of what you will receive in a sealed plastic bag direct from the Mormon Distribution Center.  Don't ask me why they call it "Corban" as it is 100% nylon tricot.  As I have said earlier on the topic, people seem to avoid the word "nylon" whenever possible and use "polyester," "silky," and "slippery feel" instead.

Luckily it does not say you have to be "Well Endowed" but only "Endowed" which just means you have a cock.  That would be my own interpretation of what that means.

It just occurred to me this looks more like something from "Frederick's of Hollywood" than sacred underwear, but you don't have to get the onepiece with a zipper.  Most of mine are without, but I did order a couple with a zipper just to try it.  Prefer without as I love the way the nipple Temple Markings feel and prefer the rest of the chest are free.  If you are very hairy, that might be a problem, too.

There is nothing wrong with the one piece (top and separate bottom--except that stupid cotton panel.  Your cock doesn't really have to come in contact with it if you keep it on the left side, but it greatly lessens your chance of getting off inside these since they are only single layered nylon and the cotton does NOTHING.  If your top shirt is long enough, it does slide over your single layer bottom.  These are, however, more "normal" at the gym locker room than trying to get in and out of the neck of a onepiece.

If I ever saw a guy flashing his Corban waistband and top shirt with temple markings like this, I'd probably be dead and in Mormon heaven (don't ask) in a couple of minutes....

Seeing what I would normally call a "scoop" but what is also referred to as "The Celestial Smile" is the clearly visible neck line as seen through an outer shirt.  It's kind of a "I'm one R U" Mormon identity thing--a little wink-wink, nudge-nudge that you both recognize you are wearing your Mormon garments.  Please don't call them "Magic Underwear" as they find that offensive.  The real magic is what happens inside that double nylon / Corban crotch when those 2 silky layers slide over your erection.  M-A-G-I-C!!

Unless you are a true nylon connoisseur, there is probably no way you will find the backside of Mormon garments to be sexy.  They are not tight or form fitting.  They are super comfortable, silky but not too sheer, and drive me crazy!  Oxyclean will remove any stains which can occur (particularly with the "open door" of the one piece.   

I would prefer this to the less obvious trying to see through their shirt to their scoop neck, but I don't think it will catch on with other Mormons....

A full pair of lips and a celestial smile neck in Corban and I'd be very happy.....

The first appearance of the rounded top, double nylon crotch of the one piece garment and a cock waiting to get off inside of it.  It won't have to wait too long....

Sliding into a 2nd Corban one piece over the one you already have on is an unforgettable experience that I highly recommend.

Sliding it up into place is an amazing feel.  Both layers slide over your body with 4 layers over the best part.

I think it's pretty obvious what happens next....or are you on the wrong blog site?