Half Price Sale on Mormon Garments for Blog Readers--50% Off Corban or others

A lot has happened since my last blog post.  My "vintage" 7 year old computer died.  Although it was just the video card (again), Apple won't even take vintage computers for repair.  So, new computer with none of the programs I use like Photoshop and Word installed yet.  So I won't be able to post my cropped and enhanced photos until that happens.  However, I did also get an external DVD player as the one built into my former computer no longer worked.  Looking through hundreds of blog pictures that I've posted over the past almost 10 years, WOW and OMG, there are some fantastic ones that I have forgotten about.  I may repost a few, but it's well worth your time to go through this blog and look at past entries.  There doesn't seem to be an easy way to do that, but once you get a few years back, it will all seem "new" again.

"eddiewouldsell" contacted me and asked if he thought my blog members would be interested in 50% off his Mormon garment prices.  In all fairness, I do have to tell you he has marked the actual Mormon Distribution Center's prices up considerably.  With continued fairness, one cannot buy these anywhere else without a current temple recommend as a "good" Mormon.  So whatayagonnado?  

He has asked to see my blog but I have declined since I think it would be The End of him selling or offering you all a discount.   Just mention His primary focus, he says, it to sell to Mormons who no longer  qualify for a temple recommend from their Bishop--like for not tithing 10% of their income, going to church regularly, or other Mormon violations.  He is somehow able to order them directly from the Mormon Distribution Center in SLC and they are sent directly to you in their original packaging.  The Corban (Mormon for super, silky nylon tricot) garments are so slippery as to be already sliding while still in the plastic bag.  You can only imagine what 1 (or 2) will feel like on your body if they feel that good inside a plastic bag!  CAUTION:  They will never feel this silky again so try to stretch out that first wash as long as you can.  They are still silky and will last for many years, however.  The sewing and nylon material are excellent.  I always wear 2 Corbans on the plane and I've never been in a crash!

So, in a second, shameless plug for his not available anywhere else offer, he will sell them at 50% off his regular price of $90 for the one piece ($45) and $50 each ($25 each) for the separate top and bottom.  The Church also makes nylon mesh as well as cotton, cotton-poly, "dry-lux," and not sure about the lycra (bottoms only).  You can order in your own size.  JUST MENTION THE 'MORMON BLOG SITE' DISCOUNT You will need to have an eBay account and you can only contact him through eBay's "Contact Seller."  I know it looks suspicious that we both live on this same island, but I have absolutely no idea who he is and he has resisted any of my attempts to meet--so, in other words, I have no contact or knowledge any more than you do about this guy.

So for those of you who have messaged me here wanting to know how to get one, this is the best and possibly last chance for you to do so.   JUST MENTION THE 'MORMON BLOG SITE' DISCOUNT  There are a couple of other people who occasionally sell a garment here and there on eBay, but this guy basically offers you anything the Mormon Church sells to any of its members.  In the past they have been able to prevent eBay from selling ANY underwear related items--right up there with Nazi memorabilia!

In case you need a refresher as to what I am talking about, here they are.  I now were them 24/7 and around the house all day but primarily use other nylon tricot for ejaculation although that double nylon crotch on the onepiece is mighty silky!   JUST MENTION THE 'MORMON BLOG SITE' DISCOUNT  

The ad as it appears on his eBay site.  At my suggestion, he has made all of his auctions "private" so your name or buyer's name will not appear anywhere and no one will be able to see what you bought in your feedback.  "Contact seller" under Seller Information, tell him what you want and your size.  He can send you an invoice which you can pay via paypal or I see he via other credit cards.  NOTE:  he does not accept returns.  Why would you want to??

The outside of what you will receive in a sealed plastic bag direct from the Mormon Distribution Center.  Don't ask me why they call it "Corban" as it is 100% nylon tricot.  As I have said earlier on the topic, people seem to avoid the word "nylon" whenever possible and use "polyester," "silky," and "slippery feel" instead.

Luckily it does not say you have to be "Well Endowed" but only "Endowed" which just means you have a cock.  That would be my own interpretation of what that means.

It just occurred to me this looks more like something from "Frederick's of Hollywood" than sacred underwear, but you don't have to get the onepiece with a zipper.  Most of mine are without, but I did order a couple with a zipper just to try it.  Prefer without as I love the way the nipple Temple Markings feel and prefer the rest of the chest are free.  If you are very hairy, that might be a problem, too.

There is nothing wrong with the one piece (top and separate bottom--except that stupid cotton panel.  Your cock doesn't really have to come in contact with it if you keep it on the left side, but it greatly lessens your chance of getting off inside these since they are only single layered nylon and the cotton does NOTHING.  If your top shirt is long enough, it does slide over your single layer bottom.  These are, however, more "normal" at the gym locker room than trying to get in and out of the neck of a onepiece.

If I ever saw a guy flashing his Corban waistband and top shirt with temple markings like this, I'd probably be dead and in Mormon heaven (don't ask) in a couple of minutes....

Seeing what I would normally call a "scoop" but what is also referred to as "The Celestial Smile" is the clearly visible neck line as seen through an outer shirt.  It's kind of a "I'm one R U" Mormon identity thing--a little wink-wink, nudge-nudge that you both recognize you are wearing your Mormon garments.  Please don't call them "Magic Underwear" as they find that offensive.  The real magic is what happens inside that double nylon / Corban crotch when those 2 silky layers slide over your erection.  M-A-G-I-C!!

Unless you are a true nylon connoisseur, there is probably no way you will find the backside of Mormon garments to be sexy.  They are not tight or form fitting.  They are super comfortable, silky but not too sheer, and drive me crazy!  Oxyclean will remove any stains which can occur (particularly with the "open door" of the one piece.   

I would prefer this to the less obvious trying to see through their shirt to their scoop neck, but I don't think it will catch on with other Mormons....

A full pair of lips and a celestial smile neck in Corban and I'd be very happy.....

The first appearance of the rounded top, double nylon crotch of the one piece garment and a cock waiting to get off inside of it.  It won't have to wait too long....

Sliding into a 2nd Corban one piece over the one you already have on is an unforgettable experience that I highly recommend.

Sliding it up into place is an amazing feel.  Both layers slide over your body with 4 layers over the best part.

I think it's pretty obvious what happens next....or are you on the wrong blog site?

A Short Pause in the Silkies Postings (hundreds to go) to Answer a Question: What's So Great About a Mormon Onesie (One Piece) Garment?"

Someone asked a "simple" question on another blog:  "What's so great about a Mormon onesie (one piece) garment?"  Sounds like a simple question, but as you can guess from my previous rants & sermons, it is not.  First of all, I can't remember if the question included "nylon one piece" or not, but I will add that as a prerequisite to answering the question.  Without the "nylon," I would be forced to say that unless you were a devout, practicing Mormon with a current temple recommend card, "nothing."

Since this is a nylon tricot blog, let's get the religious aspect out of the way--although for some, this may be part of the attraction, nylon or not.  Nothing wrong with adding some religious aspects to sex even if you are not procreating.  The Mormon Church uses the example of Jews wearing a yarmulke (skull cap) or Catholic priests wearing robes as an example of how other religions wearing faith-based clothing.  Wellllll, wearing underwear 24/7 received in a sacred temple ceremony with Masonic markings with specific meanings after being anointed by oil, sacred covenants, etc. is a little more than wearing a beanie on Saturdays, but that is all I'll say for the religious reasons for wearing a garment.  In fact, they do make garments in several other fabrics from lycra (bottoms only), cottons, and even a nylon mesh besides my preferred nylon tricot which they call corban.  They also make separates that resemble "normal" boring cotton men's underwear with a slightly longer boxer brief leg and temple marks on the regular t-shirt.

Since the 2 single most worn 100% nylon tricot clothing worn by and made for men in the world today are the Soffee (and now other brands) nylon tricot shorts and the Beehive Clothing manufacturing of separate and one piece garments, I'll get into the reasons for wearing a garment.  First and foremost is the quality of the nylon tricot itself.  While all nylon has gone downhill slightly since the 70's, the quality of Mormon nylon is probably the best out there.  Meaning that it is relatively opaque, very silky, and the quality that goes into the manufacture of the garment is excellent.  I've never had a single seam come undone or other common faults found in other nylon items.  The elastic on the Soffee shorts, for example, will eventually fail, harden, and no longer stretch.  Second, the design of the one piece, from a nylon enjoyment perspective, is about perfect.  Just enough coverage from neck to knee.  As the garment length may be longer than your shorts, they're very easy to simply pull up and your outer clothing waist or belt will keep them up.  Always more sexy, however, when you can catch a glimpse showing like when sitting down.  I've gotten very good at "regulating" how much I show off especially if there is a cute missionary nearby and I want to flash some and see if they notice--they do!  My only comment might be if they made a tank-top version (more like a singlet) version as many times the garment sleeve will show below a short sleeve shirt, although it's easy to pin it up inside.  The Church recommends pulling away the fabric from your skin if it gets too clingy--and that is true and does work.  When your cotton underwear gets wet, it stays wet--forever!  Nylon will dry quickly even while being worn.  While this was one of the aspects of silky nylon that the Cotton Lobby used against wearing nylon for years, The Nylon Lobby now uses the work "wick" as in "wicks moisture away" on all their nylon, polyester, and microfiber fabrics and it seems to work.  All cotton can do is "absorb."

As for wearing the one piece for other bodily functions, it does have a functioning fly which you do have to use since there's no practical way to pull up the leg, no waist to pull down or have to take off your shirt to pull the garment down since you enter it through the neck and pull it up.  So, no problem peeing.  Pooping is a little more interesting.....  You pull down your regular outer clothing and then grab the overlapping back seams to expose your ass.  You hold the fabric open as you sit on the toilet.  It takes a little bit of getting used to since you are basically pooping while dressed, but the reality is, the "barn door" is open and the poop is going where it's supposed to go in the toilet.  You also have to remember to pull your dick out of the same opening although it is possible to take it out the fly, it's easier through the same back opening.  I like it because I can feel and look at my silky nylon tricot during the process.  Wiping can be a little tricky if you have a big butt or your garments are too tight as you want to make sure the toilet paper is doing the wiping and not get your garment in between.  Fear not, keeping a squirt bottle of Oxyclean near wherever you tend to get undressed or change clothes, a few squirts into the back area and your nylon g'd will be clean again.

It is for the next bodily function that the Mormon one piece garment performs best, however:  Sex. Alone or with another, these are about the best, most pleasurable, biggest turn on, and main answer to the above question ever made. Besides being covered from neck to knee in silky 100% nylon tricot--which, granted, could be any other number of clothing options, this one will not pull up, pull down, twist, or get bunched up.  Even better, the 2 layers of nylon tricot that form the tall, domed crotch are both the same size.  Unlike nylon briefs or other fly openings that have very little overlap and are designed to have your junk fall out of them, these onesies keep everything in place and sliding under 2 silky layers.  Further, the 2 silky layers are elongated (sometimes not enough, but close enough to get the job done) to accommodate the shaft of your (by now) pulsing erection.  They make it so easy to ejaculate into your garment it almost seems odd that the Church says it's ok to take of your g's for sex.  TAKE OFF??!!  How about PUT ON for sex!!  To accommodate all desires, as little or as much rear activity as you may require or desire, is available.  You can use the 2 overlapping layers of nylon to slide over the hole of your desire and easily stimulate it with the nylon alone.  Easy digital or tongue action can also happen with or without the sliding nylon as you chose and obviously full or partial penetration is also easy.  While you are pumping your tool deep inside, keep in mind your partner has 2 silky layers of nylon sliding over his own pleasure zone so you have no need to feel like you are the only one getting off.

In addition to the feel of the silky 100% nylon tricot and accommodating entry points, the compass and square design temple markings designed to be over the nipples (another part of the sacred covenants from the church, but with more present physical uses), are extremely hot to feel.  It always amazes me that the 3 top temple markings always seem to be in the right spot.  It can only mean that God wants your nipples to be stimulated in this way--and it really works!  In addition, the use of other nylon tricot over your garment is also pleasurable particularly since your garment stays in place and doesn't get all rolled up while pursuing your pleasure.  Meaning, you can easily slide some other form of silky nylon over your body--the less elastic waistband, the better.  For the truly adventuresome, simply wear a 2nd, slightly larger, nylon garment over the one you have on for an almost short circuiting experience!  Sadly, I have to confess I have never been with another man who was also wearing a nylon garment (2 pieces or one).  While I have dated other Mormons, they have tended to be to closeted or uptight.  I did know one from the gym who used to let me slide a Speedo or 2 (and sometimes a super silky nylon panty when it was dark enough in my truck not to see), but we never got to go "all the way."  Most Mormons who do leave the Church, ditch the garments first thing and sadly buy into the whole CK cotton boxer brief syndrome or maybe be daring with a 2xist pair with an orange waistband and leave their incredible Mormon nylon garments in a trash can.....

Although from the outside looking in, seeing the "celestial smile" scoop neck could also indicate other fabrics, in my fantasy world, they are always nylon tricot.  BTW, good luck ever getting another Mormon (especially a missionary) to talk about their garments.  Ain't gonna happen.....

So here it is.   Maybe a little tight for sex, but you can see all the good sex waiting to happen on his body and no need to remove it.

Entry into your one piece is made through the neck.  40 years and more ago, they had zippers, but this is a far superior design from a sexual performance aspect.  Feeling that nylon tricot nylon slide up your entire body into place is such an amazing feeling and often results in a semi by the time that double sliding nylon crotch comes into place.

See what I mean about the complete overlapping fly?  The entry  / exit point is on the left, but those 2 layers of nylon are placed so they slide over each other.  It would be just as easy to make them with one of the nylon panels reversed so no sliding would happen, but I'll bet their sales would plummet.  For some really annoying reason, in the separate (2 piece) garments, they place a cotton panel on the left side which means that your cock could actually be in contact with cotton and no chance of sliding over it.  While the Church requires that any other underwear be worn OVER your garment (like for women, their bra), I'm not letting my manhood come in any contact with cotton so rather than cut the panel out, I always wear nylon under my garment if I wear a bottom--which is seldom anyway.

Yes, you can look hot in a one piece!  Better if it's not too tight--more room to play.  Would sure love to empty his load into that waiting double crotch.....

Markings all in place, extra tall crotch in place, and nothing to interrupt sliding over, under and around his garment while letting him feel yours as well.

The double crotch is slightly stretched here, but you can see  that as the spacecraft is coming into dock, the fabric is still sheer enough while remaining sturdy and silky for even the roughest landings.....  Forget your seat belts, just hang on to the nylon, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

It's ok if the sliding crotch doesn't quite cover all your manhood.  There is still enough of your shaft covered by the 2 layers to provide enough silking sensation and you will have a better view of the ejaculation when it happens--if your eyes aren't in the back of your head in pleasure when it happens.....

Since we're all going to Mormon hell anyway, feel free to enjoy other forms of silky nylon tricot that are all compatible with your garment or on your cock alone!

Back view with pod bay doors closed.  That sort of "belt" area is nice to hold on to if you are on the bottom of your partner.  The 2 layers of nylon over the ass crack will also slide over and prime the pump if necessary.

"Open the pod bay door, Hal" and let's look at the big black hole--ready to receive and absorb anything that comes within distance--all while your garment says in place and nylon sliding keeps occurring all over your body.

Side view shows nothing in the way--just sliding nylon waiting to happen.  Waiting.  Waiting...ha ha

Like with most nylon tricot, sometimes some batches are silkier than others and this one was exceptional.....

Even upside down works--slide away....

Can see how good the nylon is close up.  Excellent quality and silkiness and very compatible with all other nylon tricots

Like I've said, I really believe the Church put that sliding crotch there to help discretely empty your tank with little effort.  Besides, it's staying inside your garment so what's wrong with that?

You always have the option to use the sliding crotch layers alone, with additional nylon using 2 hands, or take it out completely for other nylon altogether.  If you happen to be sleeping on nylon sheets, your body will be even more stimulated as you silk out every last drop.

Proper actual Mormon Missionary position when you are both wearing your corban garments.  Top goes deep inside and can still feel your silky garment and you get to fee the 2 layers of your sliding crotch stimulate you every time he thrusts it in deep.  Although many other positions are also acceptable whether you are missionaries or not.  Whether you are Mormon or not.

You may not care you are alone when you slide into 2 nylon one piece garments at the same time--yours AND his, ha ha.  Those just happen to be nylon surf shorts and nylon sheets.  You don't need to use 2 hands to handle a whopper, but then there are 4 layers of silky nylon involved, it helps!  Yes, the ending was very happy and all the sperm went to heaven--not sure if it was Mormon or not.....

The Only USA Manufacturer of NylonTricot Underwear for Men* *(some conditions may apply)

Looks like this is the year of the fewest number of nylon blog posts since I began in 2009.  The reality is, given the low interest in nylon tricot (or understanding of what it is, lack of availability, and the lingering disparity of it by the Cotton Lobby), it's a miracle I have found this many pictures.  Unlike other blogs, I do not repeat the same pics over and over again--maybe an occasional repeat.  In keeping with the subject of fewest blog posts this year, the only nylon subject less popular than nylon Mormon underwear is vintage nylon swim suits.  Given that these two types of nylon for men items are among the best and silkiest nylon uses ever devised for a man's parts to get off into, I would have to blame the lack of availability of both for their lack of popularity.  In the case of nylon Ocean Champion and other vintage nylon suits, they haven't been made for almost half a century (but are still around and still get the job done) but are no longer handed out to unsuspecting boys going through puberty.  The 2 layers of silky /sliding nylon they were expected to wear during swim class or swim team practice and not get hard was cruel--but for many became the basis of their life long love of silky nylon tricot.  In the case of Mormon Underwear, well, it's not exactly advertised in the Sunday paper ads.  I would urge you to put away whatever prejudice or feelings against the Mormon Church and think instead about the only company in the USA that is still making nylon tricot underwear for men and then requiring they must wear it 24/7.  Granted they do offer other choices in cotton, polycotton, mesh, lycra and other synthetics as other underwear manufacturers do, offering 2 different types of silky nylon tricot (which they call "corban") means a relatively high number of men can, at least, accidentally if nothing else, wind up wearing silky nylon tricot underwear and maybe experience the sexual pleasure (besides just wearing it) can bring.  I have seen that other followers have been able to find their nylon garments online and I have published the site that offers them for sale to non-mormons--although they seem to only offer mesh in their ads.

Currently, the Mormon Church offers two forms of underwear:  Separate t-shirt type tops and boxer short style bottoms and the one piece (often referred to as a "onesie).  Garments are also referred to as "g's" for short.  You needn't be concerned about the temple markings sewn into the garments as religious reminders of vows made, but do enjoy the markings over the nipples for purely sexual reasons--always amazes me how they know right where mine are!  Keep in mind this is a blog about Men in nylon tricot and these are all men who are wearing it and enjoying it--so do the same!

One caution when wearing a onesie, this is one type of underwear you do not want to buy too small.  The permanent wedgie that will result in your ass crack will not be pleasant.  However, Oxy-clean will remove any stains with a few squirts before washing.  As for the DNA squirts that you put into the double, sliding nylon crotch on the other side, it works well on those, too.

Nylon / corban garment wearers are not always blond, 20, and offering a free Book of Mormon.  They can be real guys, hot, and even non-mormon.  Sometimes you will be able to see their "Celestial Smile", "Happy Face" or scoop neckline.  This is the only kind of neckline on the nylon garments but don't get your hopes up every time you see one as they also make the same style neckline for mesh, poly-cotton and other materials as well.

Regardless of the person wearing their nylon tricot garment, they will all have one thing in common--not being able to keep their hands off their male parts inside of it.  This guy is doing an excellent job of avoiding the cotton panel they felt the need to sew into the crotch.  Men are not going to get a yeast infection without it, but I think it's just to be mean.  However, they more than make up for it with the double sliding layered crotch in the one piece garment.

Here is a rare example of what I can only guess is a first time, non-Mormon wearing a nylon onesie as they have left their briefs on under the garment.  This is a big no-no in the Mormon Church.  They even make women wear their bras over their garments which is one of the main complaints by women and contributes to their future "ex-mo" status.

Before condemning this infidel for defiling his silky nylon tricot garment with his common cotton briefs, I took a closer look at these and realized I may have been too quick to condemn--or at least justify it with a fantasy of my own.  From what I can tell from the shape and cut of his offending briefs, they appear to be a horizontal fly common to the early Munsingwear nylon tricot briefs (Tricolon brand) and about the silkiest nylon ever made for men.  So I'm hoping that's what he is wearing.  He obviously hasn't learned the real secret of wearing a nylon / corban onsie.  That oversized, tall crotch is actually 2 layers of sliding nylon tricot that should cover most of your hard on and  make it almost too easy to ejaculate into it.

Used to waking up with your morning wood each day?  Imagine still being half asleep and having the Mormon Church provide you with 2 silky and sliding layers of nylon ready and waiting to get you off.  Ideally, you will be sleeping next to another man who is also wearing his and he will take care of the problem for you.  He might even climb on top of you and fire a load of his own inside those silky layers.  Unfortunately, I can only assume that his "nylon convenience" might be too distracting for some people (not me) so the Church has placed a cotton panel over the 2 layered crotch of the separate bottom garment that prevents this sliding action.

Regardless of whatever material is offending briefs might be made of, they are also preventing him from using one of the most practical onesie devices and that is of the "rear" or "barn door" access.  Being able to sit on a toilet completely covered in silky nylon tricot with your hands resting on your nylon covered thighs while doing your business is really an incredible experience.  Other access uses are only limited by your imagination and the determination of your partner for complete and unobstructed rear access with his own body parts.

This silky nylon is neither too sheer or shiny like some cheap nylon tricots are.  They use first rate, super silky fabric with minimal sized seams to not get in the way of your (or others) enjoyment of feeling this silky fabric on your body and allow any sort of additional nylon to be used for sliding and stimulating purposes.

Something hot about seeing a guy's underwear down around his ankles inside his jeans--even if they are cotton.  The labels warn that their garments are only for "endowed members" of their church.  It doesn't say how "well" endowed you need to be so I assume that would refer to any male, right?

Like most nylon tricot, there is something extra special about NEW silky nylon.  These look like they are right out of the plastic bag they are sold in.  The result of this nylon is very obvious and you will notice that most guys don't let that stupid cotton panel get in their way.  I wonder if there could provide a service to replace with nylon the cotton panel for other guys nylon bottom g's?

You just never know what can be causing a guy to show his cut cock through his suit pants.

Of course it makes perfect sense when you discover it is his nylon tricot / corban garment

Although the separate garment bottoms don't allow rear access, they do provide an incredible frame for your ass crack through the sheer nylon tricot material.

This technique used over either a nylon / corban garment or even a nylon mesh pair, would provide significant stimulation for any man and allow him to unload his sperm into them.  Explaining the sticky mess on his pants may be best left for later in the day.....

Another display of the male body relaxing inside some silky nylon corban garments--and a fairly new pair 

I'm sure more than one church-going Mormon wonders what kind of garment the guy sitting next to him is wearing.....

Sometimes he might get lucky and his neighbor will give him a quick peak at his garment.  These g's look like they have had a lot more than viewing.....

Nice to see what he's got but time to move it a few inches over into the ejaculation chamber and start sliding that silky nylon up and down his shaft....

Almost doesn't fit into the chamber, but there is still enough sliding area that will stimulate his manhood to an earth shattering explosion into his waiting garment.

Always nice to see the goods, but time to put it back inside the nylon and let it do its work.....won't take long, I promise.

A real shame if that big cut cockhead of his would ever have to spend time in scratchy cotton.....

Just a little leakage over the double sliding crotch provided, but the real load will soon be pushing through the single silky nylon while the double sliding portions continues to do its magic.....  Are you ready for it?