Documenting the Australian Lifesaving Uniform Along With Other Guys Who Are Wearing Their Nylon Tricot for Fun Instead of Work....

Beyond the obvious visual and tactile sexual stimulation of nylon tricot and its effect on the human male documented for the past 7+ years, there is occasionally an obscure use of nylon that just needs to be documented.  Hmmmm, this is sounding very clinical, but you know what I mean.  This really is the only purely nylon tricot blog (with occasional diversions into lycra just to pander to those types in the majority).  One of the most obscure, difficult to find (as in never) and even regional (Australia) nylon items has got to be the one piece, tank style, lifesaving uniform.  Difficult as Mormon nylon garments are for the non-Mormon, they are actually available all over the world and worn by thousands of men with happy, nylon covered cocks daily--my personal version of Mormon heaven, along with multiple, nylon wearing, obedient blond husbands to serve me.  Another difficult to find, but occasionally available to the diligent observer, are articles made out of 40-60 year old vintage nylon tricot such as briefs, panties, shirts, t-shirts and pajamas from the pre-lycra, pre-antron, pre-cotton covered crotches and are available for a price on sites like eBay and etsy for those with the money to pay upwards of 50 to 100 times the cost of the original.  To anyone with a time machine, buy nylon tricot when you go back to the 60's and 70's!!

Getting back to these Australian lifesaving outfits, I know very little about them.  They appear to look like vintage women's one-piece suits, but are not.  The older versions came with a "skirt" or privacy shield that was supposed to hide (or minimize) the male bulge.  One can also assume that when most male bulges hit sliding layers of silky nylon tricot, they would automatically increase in size and therefore become a distraction to the person who needed saving while wearing this nylon uniform.  At the same time that men's bulges needed to be hidden from view, apparently so did the chest area so the design of the outfit seems to have come from a need for modesty, in spite of their scandalous nature when introduced.  We seem to have returned to this period of modesty with men entering the water with shorts below their knees, but that's a rant for another day.....

While this soldier wearing a pair of 100% nylon tricot green silkies with his inner panty fully exposed has absolutely nothing to do with Australian lifesaving uniforms, it will encourage you to get through the documentary portion of this blogpost and into the more stimulating pics at the end.....

With the exception of this one photo, all of the others are from the Ulverstone Lifesaving event / carnival.  This particular uniform / suit may not actually be nylon tricot based on the period of the photo.  They also used actual real silk and rayon prior to the use of nylon which was held up for almost 10 years because of WWII.  This particular style continued, however, when silky nylon tricot was introduced.  His modesty skirt is doing absolutely nothing to hide his maleness, and we appreciate that.  Further, this extra bit of material undoubtedly could be used to slide over the under, brief holding part when the contents of the brief rose upward into the slideable area.  Are you getting this?

From the size of this crowd, this was a big deal from what looks like to be the mid-70's.  Lots of competitors (or just supporters) in the crowd wearing their "regular" nylon tricot Speedos.  You can also assume that just about any guy wearing regular shorts would also be wearing a nylon Speedo under it.

By now, these would all be silky nylon (what they called "Bri-nylon" which was an excellent British made tricot).  Again their modesty shields do little to hide anything, but I suspect were used more for getting each other off inside than hiding anything.  Imagine 2 or these guys wearing these uniforms sliding around together and eventually shooting their Australian loads into their suits.....

Not a very happy lot considering they are "forced" to wear these silky nylon tricot outfits to work--at least on special occasions like today.  These seem to have lost the modesty skirt, but many times these one piece suits had a front liner that would slide under the outer layer making rapid ejaculation efficient if not mandatory.

How did these renegades get in here?  I do have another blog post planned with more of them but the photo quality is not the best.

A second question about these suits now that the modesty panels are gone.  Do they have some sort of built in brief?  If they were just just wearing a regular Speedo nylon suit under them, the waistband wouldn't be that high up.  The fact that almost all of their waistbands are at the same height, it makes me think they have an inner brief.  Was this a full brief like Ocean Champion's "full circumferential supporter" or just some sort of front panel.  Of course the big question is, did they slide over each other?  My guess they would have to keep the nylon from bunching up--not unlike wearing a nylon slip over your nylon panty.  These guys are a much happier bunch so I'm sure they're enjoying that sliding nylon tricot.

Looks like some of the same bunch and clearly showing their similar height waistbands on their nylon inner something.  Looks like more conventional Speedos with a regular tank top behind them.

More of the same with the suit 2nd from the left looking extra silky.  Sometimes when these suits were being mass assembled, one might accidentally sew the nylon in a slightly different manner that would make them super silky--or it could also just be that batch of nylon.  Of the several undred nylon Speedo suits I am fortunate to own, maybe only 3 or 4 were ever sewn with the front panel reversed from it's normal non-sliding side out to being able to slide 2 layers of nylon over my cock without any other additional suits or briefs.

This group looks even silkier than the last.  They are definitely dry, too, so that may account for their silkiness.  Wet nylon does not slide--but after you make it wet and sticky inside, it's ok--and it will dry fast for another deposit soon.  There is something going on with a waistband inside those suits and I'd really like to know what it is!

The guy 3rd from the left really needs to go first.....

So not the best quality photo and not even the best looking bunch, but remember, nylon tricot is the great equalizer when it comes to looks.  It's all about the silkiness and getting off inside of it and making your cock happy to explode in it.

I sure hope this guy is gay or his days are numbered looking that hot wearing those silky shorts.....

Nice of him to clearly show off his inner nylon panty inside his green silkies like that.  Well, actually he didn't have much to do with it but those silkies are cooperating.

I was never into that show "The Batchelor", but I could certainly get into Andy Baldwin with him wearing 2 nylon tricot suits like that (as soon as they dried off and started sliding again).  Why would he need to wear 2 suits under his wet suit anyway?  He's just looking to find another guy to silk him off inside his 2 suits.  He was stationed here in Hawaii but I never got the chance to help him out.

Something you almost never see--a guy wearing a slightly too large Speedo like this.  At first I thought it was maybe a lycra suit that had lost its stretch, but I think this really is a nylon tricot suit.  Plenty of room to get him off inside of it, too.

YAY, JW, the studly Texan who normally only wears nylon tricot panties and is proud of it, finally got his pair of Mormon nylon bottoms.  So here is a little tip, because the Church puts in a cotton panel (clearly visible) inside the fly area, please feel free to violate one of their rules about not wearing anything under your sacred garment.  Your cock is even more sacred and does not deserve to come into contact with cotton while wearing an otherwise perfectly silky pair of sacred underwear.  Since JW has an ample supply of silky nylon tricot panties, feel free to wear a pair underneath your g's to protect your manhood from the evils of  cotton.  I'm sure God won't mind.  Someday I would like to take out the cotton pieces out of mine and replace it with a nylon one, but truthfully, it's just easier to wear the already provided 2 sliding layers of nylon tricot in the onesie garment and enjoy the added attraction of the double nylon butt flap in the rear.

This is more of a social commentary photo than a sexual one.  There are about 50 panties here that would be referred to as nylon tricot panties or even 100% nylon tricot panties.  Yet, each and every one has a cotton crotch or at least something other than nylon.  How can something be 100% something, "except" for the part (a VERY important part) that isn't?  Second, this is an example of one of the other nylon polluting issues besides lycra.  Antron nylon can actually be thicker and silky, but it has come to mean thin, cheesy, and shiny.  Yesm you could put on 2 or 3 of these and get off inside them or slide another one over your cock in them, but when compared to how good the vintage nylon (40 denier thickness) was, you could take the approximately $150 spent on these contemporary nylon panties (depending on how good your Macy's coupon was) and buy 2 or 3 (or even just 1) super silky nylon tricot vintage panties on eBay.  

He posted a picture of a new pair he just bought.  Not shiny and could be worn to the gym except for the small little lace inserts on each side.  If any dude ever asks you about them, just say they are the ventilation ports in your sport briefs.

This is a picture of a water polo family.  I can't even tell if there is a dad in there, but I can't help but wonder how many nylon suits exist between those 4 nylon tricot wearing guys?  12, 20, 30 or more?  Wearing 2 nylon suits at a time would require quite a few.  Maybe they need a housesitter for a month or so?  I'd have their suits all standing up with so many loads in them to welcome them back.  Ha, ha, you know me, they'd never see their suits again......

This is my idea of successful visual merchandising!  While they do refer to them as silk boxers, we do know that they are all actually polyester but they sure can slide and are completely compatible with nylon tricot if you care to mix and match and shoot.  Yes, your cock can be fooled sometimes......  I guess if you're going to wear a boxer, at least be able to wear more than one pair and get off inside them.  Must have been fun putting these all on for the photo.  Wonder which one(s) got his load after?

I think he has excellent taste.....

The guy is either going to fuck him or kill him, but at least they will be wearing some nylon.  These always seem to be German men who get off with these--but mostly they have shredded them and had sex without them anyway so why bother?

Funny, hot as this white lycra covered ass is, all I could wonder is why Nike felt the need for so many labels on the waistband?  How much information do you really need to know about them and in how many languages?

Aussiebums....The only post-millennial silky nylon tricot suit

Hope if you are wearing minimal clothing this summer due to our (even here) record breaking temperatures, that you are including silky, nylon tricot.  Even though the evil cotton lobby has all but convinced humanity that nylon is "hot and sticky" and that "cotton breathes" some of us know that is a big crock of do-do.  Cotton gets wet and stays wet when you sweat.  It chafes, it's clammy, and it weighs you down.  As a way of selling their new microfiber everything (basically switching a few nylon molecules around) they have invented the term "wicks moisture" away from your body--in other words, the fabric gets wet and dries fast--wicking.  As I recall, nylon has been doing the same exact thing but gets a bad rap.  Nylon tricot (at least when the layers are lined up correctly) can also cause earth shaking orgasms and other exciting sensual delights when used by an experienced nylon guy.....learn from the best!  Keep reading this blog and back posts and the cocks of America (and Europe, Australia, Russia and other nylon knowledgeable countries) will thank you!  Mine did twice today already.....

After google search itself, this website is the largest source of people who search this nylon blog.  Sadly, it is more bulge oriented and not particularly interested in what material is covering the bulge--much less what can be done with it.  However, it has at least gotten guys to learn about nylon tricot and I'd like to think  (or fantasize) that some may have experimented with wearing / using it successfully--and we know what that means.......or you should by now.

No, this is not a MAcy's Thanksgiving Day balloon--but he would make a good model for one.  Hope he didn't catch his pubic hairs in that drawstring when he tied it.  Makes for a nice wall poster, but I once had a boyfriend with a body like that and you really want the hardness between your legs--those muscles are kind of uncomfortable in close contact.  Also, you better have another nylon something ready because when that bulge starts to grow, you're not going to be able to jerk him off inside that suit--my only complaint about Aussiebums.

In case you thought that only gays wore nylon Aussiebums to gay beaches, gay parade floats, or gay whatevers.... they also appear on straight guys at Australian surf meets although more appropriate for surf meat.

These suits are ok for fun in the sun since most guys save their Aussiebum erections for later.  Therefore, they can frolic in nylon tricot all day unless they occasionally get over stimulated by watching other guys nylon frolicking as well.  A perpetual problem with males wearing nylon tricot anything in public.

Here is a series of a guy in his nylon tricot Aussiebum.  Possibly totally oblivious as to the 2 layers of silky nylon tricot (unfortunately non-sliding) covering his manhood.  I try not to think of it too much because it is so depressing, but how many hundreds or thousands of nylon tricot suits like this get worn by guys (gay and straight) and are NEVER enjoyed sexually?  Imagine owning a suit (or dozens) made out of silky nylon tricot that really wants to slide up and down your shaft until it explodes and other than occasional "readjustment" touching of your cock through the silky nylon, they make their way to the trash bin without ever having been exposed to a massive load of sperm being pumped into them?  That's sadder than the funeral scene in "Imitation of Life." (either version)  Of course, there is a sort of happy ending (hopefully literally) in that I would like to think that even my well used nylon tricot things will live on after me.  God knows there's enough DNA in them to have repopulated a couple of planets at least from the XY standpoint.  I may even have some nylon (thanks to eBay) that is already older than I am and still functions in its eternal silkiness.

All his straight buddies / mates in their cotton boxer briefs under their cotton dork shorts while their Aussiebum wearing friend is wearing nothing on his body but nylon tricot.   Who has the happy cock in this photo?

So hot to see a guy wearing a suit that is probably large enough to get him off in it.  I still get turned on by vintage Ocean Champion suits that almost come up to a guy's navel because not only were many of them made with 2 silky layers of nylon tricot that slid over their cocks, but even the biggest guys did not risk any "popping over" right when you want to feel that nylon sliding over your head as the big load is squirting into it.

It doesn't happen very often when you get a darker suit with a bulge this big against a lighter background (or vice versa) but it is really an amazing sight to see that classic bulge curve being held in place by 2 silky layers of nylon tricot.

Yup, it would be such a crime to have an obviously silky suit like this one and a bulging piece of manhood like that and never have the two get together for the inevitable explosion.  Wear your DNA stains proudly on your suit!

....and a nice DNA segue into DNA magazine (which seems to have about as much to do with DNA as NYLON Magazine has to do with nylon)  This suit is ok for doing yard work or windows around my house, but difficult for me to get him to pump a load of his DNA into unless that cock is not a grower.  In any case, that's a mighty big head that would sure love to feel some silky nylon tricot sliding over it and up and down whatever size shaft he's stuffed into that suit.

I really like this picture because it really just looks like someone said "Stand here and let me take your picture in that incredible nylon tricot Aussienum suit"  (like anyone but me would actually say all of that).  He looks like a bloke on the beach and not all posed and pouffed while trying not to look posed and pouffed like Mr. DNA above.

Possibly a repeat, but still appropriate for this post--especially if that really is a nylon tricot Aussiebum tank top / vest he's got on.  The silky nylon from the shirt is definitely going to slide over his suit and his finger tips have undoubtedly already discovered that sliding nylon movement.  If the shirt was just a little bit longer, it would really come in handy for the big un-loading ceremony that wants to take place inside his silky suit.

Again, maybe a repeat, but a good example why nylon suits need to keep being made.  The male form is meant to hang naturally inside nylon tricot for this classic look and the extra bonus of being able to get off in it are both things that lycra (even though it's only 20%) will allow to happen--or at least not as easily or as long lasting.

Birthday Traditions and a Few Good Men (in nylon, of course)

I started a birthday tradition several years ago--with some years being better than others.  That tradition is to open a brand new package of nylon underwear (usually from the 70's if not earlier) and ideally a top and a bottom and then wear a nylon shirt if working and nylon shorts if not so that I can celebrate in "my" way wearing new nylon tricot.  Don't know what it is about new nylon that makes it even silkier, but it's a fact.  I suppose there are some of you who think it's a terrible thing to open a 40-50 year old package of nylon and wear it.  Maybe you are one of those people who are saving it for "good" as my mother used to say.  I like to save it for my birthday or maybe New Years and then really enjoy how silky it feels while trying not to jerk off into them soon.  As it turned out, I had a couple of other pairs that I'd bought on ebay that were new but I had used inside a few to jerk off with--but they hadn't gotten any sperm on them yet.  So I actually had on 3 pairs that were sliding around all day.  Finally in late afternoon, I just couldn't take it anymore and pumped a big load into the top pair, took a nap, and wore them again later.  They practically slid off my cock they were so silky and rubbed so effortlessly.  Like I always say, "let the nylon do the work," and these guys sure did (again and again through the weekend.

There probably aren't too many of you guys who would think this picture was sexy.  Some old guy holding up his red and white panel 100% nylon Speedo from the early 70's  I found it to be pretty hot.  First, he saved it all these years (although it does appear to be DNA stain free!) .  Lycra came out in 1976 and you're not going to see some guy holding one of those suits since one from that year probably was in the trash before the 80's.  Although he's holding it like it might hurt him, I know for a fact that if he'd take off his other clothes and lay that nylon speedo just like he's holding it over his cock, he could grab it and probably have the best sex he's had in years!

The other interesting thing about this being a color photograph is that the black and white photos that follow are the same suits on the rest of the team.  From a technical standpoint, I always wonder what color the suits actually were in a black and white photo--there weren't that many color choices.  Anyway, I think it's hot to know that all these guys were wearing these red with white panel nylon Speedos in the photo.  Wonder how many of theirs survived?

Yeah, I'd have a smile on my face holding up my old Speedo, too.  Actually, I have a couple of hundred of my old Speedos and I do smile--except when I'm about to shoot a load into them.

I hope he gave that 40 year old silky nylon a better feel than what he's doing in that photo.  It's nice that it survived, but I hope he's still letting his cock feel how good that nylon is--otherwise what's the point?

Here are some of the guys wearing their red and white panel nylon suits--now that we know they are RED!

Sure hope the old guys in uniform have on a pair underneath.  Maybe they had access to the locker room after these guys had to leave them behind when they had to put on their white cotton briefs.  Those big suits would have held their fully extended hard cock and would have been so easy to jerk them off into that nylon.  Sure hope some of them did--otherwise what a waste!

How many of us watched Batman just to see his shiny satin briefs?  Unfortunately those tights would have been between his cock and the briefs--and then they probably had him in some sort of jock.  Actually, a nylon tricot suit would have been perfect.

Well the guy on the left doesn't know how to hold a baseball bat, but the guy on the right does know how to hold his buddies nylon shorts.s

I find this picture more amusing than a turn on.  First it's a lycra suit and second it wouldn't even hold a semi, but he's got a nice bony body that could benefit greatly by having a nylon suit and a sturdy knot!

Found these on X-tube. I think I posted them a long time ago but this new computer and newest  photoshop do a pretty good job of blowing things up.ss

I don't know the brand, but I'm guessing they're English.  I'm pretty sure that nylon liner would rub against the solid nylon outer short.  Looks like he might not be cut, but his head would get to feel the nylon when he gets hard in them and it is sometimes easier for uncut guys to cum inside their nylon.

This is such a cute picture.  You know how most straight guys hug, with their butts out so there's no chance of "connecting" in front.  These guys could have their butts out and still probably bump dick heads with that massive load in those way too small suits.  How you going to rub each other back and forth and shoot inside your suit wearing those?  Anyway, it's still a really hot picture.

It really is difficult to not look good in a nylon tricot Aussiebum suit. This ice blue color has to be their best.

Lycra suits flatten most guys out but this guy in his lycra Nike suit must have his wash rag stored inside there.  I wonder if I told him I was a dirty Ford if he would wash me?

No idea what kind of nylon suit this is--but it sure is nylon.  Now just pull it up a bit more, wait for it to dry and I'll have you squirting your load in it in to time--although you may wish the time lasted a lot longer (that is difficult to do once that nylon starts sliding up and down your shaft and over your head)

I'm not sure this really needs a caption.  Maybe his nylon green silkies were in the wash.  I don't think I'd trust lycra to hold up my gun like that--only nylon.  Imagine what kind of PTSD he's going to have when he discovers that you can't dress like this at home?