Aussiebums....The only post-millennial silky nylon tricot suit

Hope if you are wearing minimal clothing this summer due to our (even here) record breaking temperatures, that you are including silky, nylon tricot.  Even though the evil cotton lobby has all but convinced humanity that nylon is "hot and sticky" and that "cotton breathes" some of us know that is a big crock of do-do.  Cotton gets wet and stays wet when you sweat.  It chafes, it's clammy, and it weighs you down.  As a way of selling their new microfiber everything (basically switching a few nylon molecules around) they have invented the term "wicks moisture" away from your body--in other words, the fabric gets wet and dries fast--wicking.  As I recall, nylon has been doing the same exact thing but gets a bad rap.  Nylon tricot (at least when the layers are lined up correctly) can also cause earth shaking orgasms and other exciting sensual delights when used by an experienced nylon guy.....learn from the best!  Keep reading this blog and back posts and the cocks of America (and Europe, Australia, Russia and other nylon knowledgeable countries) will thank you!  Mine did twice today already.....

After google search itself, this website is the largest source of people who search this nylon blog.  Sadly, it is more bulge oriented and not particularly interested in what material is covering the bulge--much less what can be done with it.  However, it has at least gotten guys to learn about nylon tricot and I'd like to think  (or fantasize) that some may have experimented with wearing / using it successfully--and we know what that means.......or you should by now.

No, this is not a MAcy's Thanksgiving Day balloon--but he would make a good model for one.  Hope he didn't catch his pubic hairs in that drawstring when he tied it.  Makes for a nice wall poster, but I once had a boyfriend with a body like that and you really want the hardness between your legs--those muscles are kind of uncomfortable in close contact.  Also, you better have another nylon something ready because when that bulge starts to grow, you're not going to be able to jerk him off inside that suit--my only complaint about Aussiebums.

In case you thought that only gays wore nylon Aussiebums to gay beaches, gay parade floats, or gay whatevers.... they also appear on straight guys at Australian surf meets although more appropriate for surf meat.

These suits are ok for fun in the sun since most guys save their Aussiebum erections for later.  Therefore, they can frolic in nylon tricot all day unless they occasionally get over stimulated by watching other guys nylon frolicking as well.  A perpetual problem with males wearing nylon tricot anything in public.

Here is a series of a guy in his nylon tricot Aussiebum.  Possibly totally oblivious as to the 2 layers of silky nylon tricot (unfortunately non-sliding) covering his manhood.  I try not to think of it too much because it is so depressing, but how many hundreds or thousands of nylon tricot suits like this get worn by guys (gay and straight) and are NEVER enjoyed sexually?  Imagine owning a suit (or dozens) made out of silky nylon tricot that really wants to slide up and down your shaft until it explodes and other than occasional "readjustment" touching of your cock through the silky nylon, they make their way to the trash bin without ever having been exposed to a massive load of sperm being pumped into them?  That's sadder than the funeral scene in "Imitation of Life." (either version)  Of course, there is a sort of happy ending (hopefully literally) in that I would like to think that even my well used nylon tricot things will live on after me.  God knows there's enough DNA in them to have repopulated a couple of planets at least from the XY standpoint.  I may even have some nylon (thanks to eBay) that is already older than I am and still functions in its eternal silkiness.

All his straight buddies / mates in their cotton boxer briefs under their cotton dork shorts while their Aussiebum wearing friend is wearing nothing on his body but nylon tricot.   Who has the happy cock in this photo?

So hot to see a guy wearing a suit that is probably large enough to get him off in it.  I still get turned on by vintage Ocean Champion suits that almost come up to a guy's navel because not only were many of them made with 2 silky layers of nylon tricot that slid over their cocks, but even the biggest guys did not risk any "popping over" right when you want to feel that nylon sliding over your head as the big load is squirting into it.

It doesn't happen very often when you get a darker suit with a bulge this big against a lighter background (or vice versa) but it is really an amazing sight to see that classic bulge curve being held in place by 2 silky layers of nylon tricot.

Yup, it would be such a crime to have an obviously silky suit like this one and a bulging piece of manhood like that and never have the two get together for the inevitable explosion.  Wear your DNA stains proudly on your suit!

....and a nice DNA segue into DNA magazine (which seems to have about as much to do with DNA as NYLON Magazine has to do with nylon)  This suit is ok for doing yard work or windows around my house, but difficult for me to get him to pump a load of his DNA into unless that cock is not a grower.  In any case, that's a mighty big head that would sure love to feel some silky nylon tricot sliding over it and up and down whatever size shaft he's stuffed into that suit.

I really like this picture because it really just looks like someone said "Stand here and let me take your picture in that incredible nylon tricot Aussienum suit"  (like anyone but me would actually say all of that).  He looks like a bloke on the beach and not all posed and pouffed while trying not to look posed and pouffed like Mr. DNA above.

Possibly a repeat, but still appropriate for this post--especially if that really is a nylon tricot Aussiebum tank top / vest he's got on.  The silky nylon from the shirt is definitely going to slide over his suit and his finger tips have undoubtedly already discovered that sliding nylon movement.  If the shirt was just a little bit longer, it would really come in handy for the big un-loading ceremony that wants to take place inside his silky suit.

Again, maybe a repeat, but a good example why nylon suits need to keep being made.  The male form is meant to hang naturally inside nylon tricot for this classic look and the extra bonus of being able to get off in it are both things that lycra (even though it's only 20%) will allow to happen--or at least not as easily or as long lasting.

Rescue Me….In Nylon Tricot

Always amazes me that there are still lifeguard competitions where some teams are still wearing their double nylon suits.  They mostly appear to be the Dolfin brand.  They are based on some of the original  nylon suits made by Ocean Champion dating back into the 50's.  These older suits had inner nylon liners that slid around under the slightly larger outer suit.  While these suits are still made today, the nylon is thinner and they no longer have the nylon so it slides around at all.  Considering most guys don't want to sport any sort of bulge or indication they have any male parts at all, many of these guys don't mind showing off their manhood and even more that it's resting in a double layer of silky nylon tricot and ready for action anytime.  If you are new to this blog, that action would include any number of kinds of nylon stimulation that will always result in a major ejaculation inside your suit.

One advantage of finding a collection of photos taken by one photographer is that you sometimes get multiple pictures of a guy.  In this case it's a guy wearing a pair of 100% nylon The Finals shorts.  Not aware that they still make these in nylon tricot.  These look like the kind that didn't have a liner and allowed you to wear whatever kind of brief or support under them.  Many straight guys who were runners often wore nylon tricot panties under them.

He's got some sort of something under those shorts since just the double layer of nylon wouldn't be hiding his manhood that much.  He would also need something to keep the guys from peeking out.

You see this on a lot of the lifeguards--they obviously don't wear their short nylons or they wouldn't have white thighs that are normally hidden by their baggy boxers.  Must feel good to be running around with just their silky nylon tricots on.

The photographer on the left (obviously not the one who took these pictures) shows up in a few more shorts.  I did what he's doing in a couple of lifeguard competitions here in Honolulu back in the 90's.  If you are carrying a big camera and look like you belong, no one would ask or question you who you represent.  I don't know, there's something about him that looks a little suspicious…..or maybe it's just wishful thinking?  Check out the inner liner on the suit on the guy on the left.  One of the other benefits of those inner liners (besides the obvious one that nylon tricot is all that's touching your male parts) is that they tend to enhance whatever you've got.  Of course, if you have "too much" the liner tends to reduce that benefit, however.  You can just make out the head on the guy on the right.

Here are some of the guys again.  I suspect the big guy in the middle might not being helped by his inner nylon liner as his package seems sort of spread out.  Hot to see these nylon tricot wearing guys feeling their suits a lot.  Those poor under armour guys are wearing their new really scratchy new stretch fabric….boring.  Still, their hot waistbands are a turn on.

Could their outfits get any hotter?  Just enough cropping to show off their perfect abs and nothing to hide any portion of their nylon suits.  He's holding a piece of hose that are used in one of the games that is like musical chairs only with 1 less of each of these pieces than there are competitors.

Here's our man of mystery again  Hope he got some good closeup photos of those silky nylon suits.  Check out the inner panel you can see through his outer one from the guy on the left.

Yeah man, give that double nylon suit a good work out.  It will make it even silkier when I get you to shoot your load into it later.  I'll be trading you a pair of silky nylon tricot briefs in exchange for your cum filled suit…..

Why aren't guys still wearing these??

There's a lot of manhood stuffed into those nylon TYR's…..

Too bad these aren't the original nylon/lycra under armours.  These new ones look like some sort of stretch car upholstery fabric.  Sex in these would be almost impossible--nylon tricot makes it so much easier because it does all the work and all you have to do is ejaculate.

Sometimes you see something so horrible that you just have to post it…..  Of all the kinds of nylon or even nylon/lycra that the other teams are wearing, this Virginia Beach lifeguard is wearing his 100% cotton Hanes boxer briefs under his baggy Hurley surfs shorts…make me want to hurl.  Think of that poor, bruised cock inside them and the fact that it will be wet and chaffed all day in them since they will never dry out.

Thought I'd end the post with a few pictures of what some marines like to wear around as well as for underwear--their beloved and much worn nylon tricot green silkies.

You can see the obvious reasons why men love to wear their 100% nylon tricot green silkies.  On the left, the man is wearing his silky nylon tricot shorts.  You can see some darkening from his sweat which will evaporate quickly.  Before this happens, it would be advisable to bury your face in them before that happens completely.  Technically the baggy ones on the right are also made out of nylon (tactel or supplex) but they might add well be cotton and are not very flattering or sexy.

Korbel is not my favorite champagne, but tasting it served on some nylon ranger panties (black silkies) wouldn't be so bad.  They always joke about wearing your silkies one size smaller (or in this case maybe 2 sizes smaller).  It's not a joke when you want to play around in them.  I suggest if they fit, go one size larger because your cock is going to grow several times larger and you want to make sure there is enough room for him to unload completely inside your shorts.

More Lifeguards, More Double Nylon Tricot Suits, More Colors

After spending way too much time finding and processing all these photos, I might appreciate them more later.  It's kind of like when I would raid the swim team locker room.  Suddenly having 2 dozen worn, silky nylon suits at once can be overwhelming.  Getting 1 or 2 good ones (good meaning large and silky) could be even more of a turn-on.  Of course you can never be too rich or too thin or have too many nylon tricot suits.....

If you spend some time looking, you will see some of these guys in other photos as well.  Wonder how many of them are thinking about the silky nylon suits they have on?  Easy for us to look at them now and do that.  What's amazing is that these are all from this summer and not 40 years ago.

This poor guy looks like he's really suffering.  Sure would like to comfort him by sliding some nylon over his silky suit and let him fill up his suit with a big load.

IT would be nice to think that this poor guy has been ravaged in his nylon suit and now needs help walking, but it's really part of a lifeguard rescue drill.

Wonder how many of those cock bulges got to rub against each other.  Seems like a waste if they didn't.

I like to see how their bulges seem to move around--meaning how their cocks have moved around inside their nylon tricot suits on their own.  If I was doing the moving, it would only be in an upward direction.....

Yes, there are other colors (also nylon tricot) being worn beside the green.

The size of that suit on the left might not appeal to most guys who like their small lycra suits and big bulges, but if you have ever gotten a guy hard inside his nylon suit and then gone on to get him off inside of it, you would also like the larger suit.  All you can do is look at a small suit with a big bulge--but what you can do with a larger nylon one might change your mind.

Wonder how many of these guys keep their suit (or suits) in their underwear drawer and use the excuse, "I didn't have any clean underwear" like they needed an excuse to wear their silky nylon tricot.

Believe it or not, this suit used to be black but it's been bleached out by the sun or maybe the pool.  Luckily the nylon can take the abuse and remain just as silky and easy to make him shoot his load into it.

Another problem with suits that are too small and abused, the seams might not take it.  This guy really should be in a larger suit, but he doesn't seem to mind showing off his inner liner.

I guess red nylon really is the sexiest color and showing off his balls hanging down and his cock sticking out, it make it even sexier.

If the last red bulge wasn't big enough, this one sure is.  I know sometimes your cockhead can kind of stick to the wet nylon and appear to be larger than it really is, but this one looks pretty firmly packed.  I can only hope he has had the pleasure of rubbing that big bulge of his (once the suit has dried and regained its silkiness) against another guy with a smiler sized nylon bulge.

Love the size of those nylon suits with the big waistband and seeing the inner liner.  I'm sure their pink lycra racer-back vests must have felt good sliding over their lycra rash guards as well.

Funny how the guy is resisting letting his nylon covered cock from sliding over that double nylon ass that is carrying him.  You can see that ass in the photo above.

Ok, so his body isn't V-shaped, his hands feeling that silky doubly nylon suit sliding over his other suit on his ass would still make me do him in a minute.  I actually might make him suffer for a few minutes while I slid his outer suit over his inner one and I can guarantee a major ejaculation into all 4 layers of nylon he has on his cock.

This guy really can't take his hands off that outer suit as it slides over his inner one.  He must have really worried about showing off a hard-on and thought wearing a 2nd suit would help cover it up only the silky nylon only made it worse.

It May Be Fall, but the Nylon is Still Green.....

I'm not going to bother to enlarge or comment on all of these guys looking hot in their green double nylon tricot suits.  Just double click each photo and I think they will get bigger and so will you.

Ok, one caption...couldn't help but fantasize about laying in the sand wearing a nylon suit and shirt like them and wondering which one of these guys would land on me first.  Luckily a 3-some would be really hot with them both--and their nylon suits.