Things I Really Don't Understand....Rants and Raves (and a few pics)

On this post you're going to have to earn your pictures by reading what really bugs me first. Ok, I don't really care if you read this or not since I figured it's about time I lay it on the line about things I really truly don't get.........

I got an email announcing "SpeedoOrgy.com". Nice title for a Speedo lover like I. However, how can they say things like "speedo sex" and "speedo cum," etc. when you have your cock sticking OUTSIDE of your Speedo or have taken it OFF completely? They even talk about how long the Speedo stays on before they take them off. Is that a law or something? MUST be naked to have Speedo sex? Huh? I mean if you paid for an ocean front suite and after 20 minutes they move you to one overlooking the parking lot, wouldn't you be pissed?! It's bad enough none of the guys are wearing 100% nylon suits to begin with (nylon Aussiebums would be the rare exception) or they are just some form of generic bikini now called a Speedo like any stained glass lamp is now called a Tiffany. In my world, "Speedo Sex" is sex WITH a nylon Speedo. It stays on and you either shoot your load into the suit while wearing it or if you do stick it out the top or side, 1 or more suits are sliding up and down your shaft and you're ejaculating into the nylon when you just can't take it any more. That's my definition of "Speedo Sex." It's NOT sex with a discarded Speedo laying somewhere in the same room.

Next thing I don't understand is peeing in your Speedo and then trying to have sex. I really don't care one way or the other about the pee. Technically it's relatively clean and there's a lot more of that shooting out of your cock than sperm does. I just have a problem with trying to have sex with WET nylon, period. That includes wet nylon in the shower, pool, or toilet. In technical terms, the drier the nylon, the better it slides--especially in multiple layers. Wet nylon is just wet nylon and doesn't do anything. A couple of nylon speedos or nylon briefs hot out of the dryer and inside each other will slide up and down your shaft like you wouldn't believe and the heat (not too hot) will about make it explode. The sound that the nylon makes when it's rubbing really good on a hard cock is enough to get me off sometimes. There is something strangely erotic about peeing inside your clothes. When I am ocean kayaking, I can be talking to someone and peeing at the same time since it just drains out the bottom of the kayak and there are enough waves to wash it away. That's kind of hot like I'm doing something naughty and no one knows. But not when I want to feel the nylon sliding on my (or your) cock please. I did just think of one exception to this rule. If I get you to ejaculate into a nylon Speedo, I would consider having you slide it up and down my shaft with your cum on it. Even if it didn't slide quite as good as it did on your cock because it's now soaked with your sperm, feeling the nylon suit and your cum on my hard cock would be ok!

The biggest mystery of all in my world (and I have ranted before on this topic) is how can a guy wear nylon tricot around for awhile and they go back to scratchy cotton? That goes for swimmers (mostly in the past) who got to wear those double layered nylon suits with the inner liner that slide around inside the outer suit. I mean you didn't even need to discover how good wearing more than one layer of nylon felt because this suit did it for you the first time you slipped it on. How about the Marines who wore their nylon tricot green silkies for PT and underwear for decades? At least Mormons who choose nylon garments have the right idea! Thousands and thousands of cocks got to experience this on a daily basis for a couple of decades. How many of these guys chucked their cotton briefs hanging in the locker room to wear these suits (or other nylon tricot) for underwear? I know a few swimmers who did--but very few. How many guys wear their nylon briefs or panties around for sex or playtime but then go back to their cotton underwear in case they get in an accident? How many accidents have you been in that have shown your underwear anyway? The real question being that how can you know how good wearing, feeling, and ejaculating into 100% nylon tricot is and then still put on your cotton briefs or (worse) boxers and wear them all day? I mean you could at least wear something nylon under your cotton if you really worry about it. Think of your poor cut cock head having to rub up against scratchy cotton under your clothes all day when you could be rewarding it for all those years of service and pleasure with silky nylon tricot? As far as sex goes, I am truly dumfounded how a guy could experience me sliding a few layers of nylon up and down his shaft with total control of how often I slid up over his head and how fast or how hard I squeezed in a perfect progression of increasing pleasure until the unmistakable urge and slight quiver in the thighs meant he was ready to ejaculate into that silky nylon that had been moving up and down his shaft all that time. How can you experience that and then just go back to grabbing your dry cock to masturbate?

Ok, guess I've said just about all I can on the subject. I guess we never get to know the mysteries of the universe. I can't even remember why the sky is blue even though I've probably read the reason a dozen times. Or why guys who have experienced nylon tricot don't want to keep experiencing it.

I came across this picture and have absolutely no clue as to what is going on here. Is this some sort of pre-game fluffing to get the guys juices flowing better before the big game?

There is a very good chance that this nylon Tru-west suit is sliding over his lycra jammers.

Sure hope he has a nylon suit on under those baggy boxers or the guy running over is going to have all the fun.

The eternal problem of wearing multiple layers of silky nylon (or probably polyester) is the way they slide up or in this case only down.

This can happen when your dickhead sticks to the nylon fabric and your forget to push it down.

Wearing his nylon suit and proud of it.

Something nylon (or possibly polyester does) and lycra doesn't. Those lines that drape across your ass or up your cheeks.

I know it's lycra but he's forgiven this time.

Hard to believe this is for real but for the water sports guys out there, this is for you!

Paris nylon underwear was about the silkiest nylon underwear made for men--along with Munsingwear, of course. For some reason they marketed it to blacks as sort of "Super-fly" underwear. I've gotten some great Paris underwear off ebay and really enjoy it. I'll bet Willie's willie liked it, too.

I think this is a repeat, but Papi does have some silky briefs out there in discount stores.

Classic Nylon Aussiebum suit.

Probably caught him trying to wear lycra at one of my "nylon only" pool parties. Bad boy.

Might be a repeat on this one, but who cares. He'd make a good screen saver for that matter.
Classic drape of a nylon suit covering a happy nylon covered cock is a rare site now on the beach.


Another example of how forgiving I can be to these asses covered in nylon/lycra. Guarantee you the 2 on the left are sliding real good.

Can't decide what to wear to work on a casual Friday?


This is what happened when your silk suit ripped back in the 1920's. Luckily he was wearing his silk underwear underneath. Talk about getting a run!

Can you believe this picture is from 1908? It's supposed to be showing water polo techniques to get the ball away. It could almost be a scene out of a modern porn flick but it's 103 years old!

Soffee Shorts Silky Survivor in Nylon Tricot

Well, he may only be a bulgeless picture in a catalog, but these are desperate times and we have to take what we can find. At least we know his manbulge is happy inside his nylon liner of these Soffee shorts. Even though they are not being issued to our marines, they are still popular enough and still available to wear for underwear which is good enough for me.

Are USMC Nylon Tricot Green Silkies Extinct?

Doesn't seem like that long ago when I would post a dozen or more pictures of a dozen or more guys (usually U.S. Marines) wearing their nylon "green silkies" (their term) shorts. A lot of the time they were wearing them for underwear (who can blame them) under their uniforms. This is the only picture I have come across in several months. This would hardly have been worthy of posting at one time since it seems sort of staged like a porn promo still. But then, would a porn actor really get a permanent USMC tat like this guy? My only complaint is that the guy is reaching inside his nylon shorts for the goods when anyone who wears these knows it's all about feeling those silky shorts on the outside with the goods receiving the benefit on the inside.

So all I can say is to go back and look at some of the previously posted pics of these guys enjoying their nylon green silkies and pretend they are new 'cause there doesn't seem to be any more out there--unless someone else wants to take some pictures of their own? Most of the pictures that guys send me (not that many do) are ones I've already posted but it takes too long to go through all of them to find out. Luckily I have an excellent nylon memory even if I don't always know where I left my car keys.

Oh yeah, Soffee is still making them and guys are always selling them on ebay. I actually did see a marine wearing a pair last week on a base jogging but I can exactly ask him to post for my blog. But it's a nice fantasy......

Vintage Nylon Tank Suits - Speedo, Ocean Champion, Dolfin, etc.

I spent way too much time going through a couple of thousand photos to find these. I have more, but these have already been run through photoshop and made to look as good as I can do without spending even more time. I guess I'm like a kid in a Speedo store when it comes to these vintage suits. First, there's no question that most of them are 100% nylon. Second, I either own or have worn most of them and already know how good they feel, And third, guys just seemed hunker back then. Not all lean and fat free and buff with gym bodies. A lot of this batch are foreign guys so not too many cut dickheads sticking through their nylon suits. These guys have a kind of naive sort of indifference to wearing nylon (in some cases 2 suits which I never realized had been done for so long). They all had their white cotton briefs hanging up in their lockers waiting for them (well maybe some did wear their suit for underwear like me and some other guys did), but right here, right now they are standing proud in their silky nylon tricot suits. Suits that were big enough to easily hold a full erection and lasted (now) for decades.

These guys are all Israeli which is a good indication that they all have cut dickheads sticking out through 3 layers of silky nylon. These water polo suits are either a yellow or white suits that were designed for water polo. They also are excellent for jerking off into or even being jerked off since the 3 front layers slide together.

These Greeks are looking hot in their matching 100% nylon Speedo suits.

The 3rd guy from the left is wearing a European (I think it was German) brand of nylon suit. It had its logo on the right instead of the left like Speedo. I only have one of these suits and the nylon is a little different, but it's still super silky and has taken many a load!

These guys are from Yugoslavia in 1968. The first 2 are wearing the ultimate suit (sometime still called a "tank Suit" back then): A white Speedo terylene suit. There were 3 layers in the front that slide together and then 2 layers in the back. They were designed for more rugged water polo wear, but they were about the most comfortable and sexy suit ever made.

These guys are all Dutch posing here in 1967. Even though I used 2 nylon speedos inside each other to jerk off in, it just never occurred to me to wear 2 at the same time. The first 2 guys are enjoying theirs enough to be feeling the layers of nylon in this picture.


The Greeks are responsible for much of our culture today and looks like they were busy here in 1970 establishing themselves as studs in Speedos. Interesting that Speedo was already so popular around the world having started in Australia decades earlier. I love how big these nylon suits are.
You can see the shine on his nylon suit and even the crotch seam in this picture. Most stripe suits started out being 50% nylon and 50% terylene (guessing the white was terylene). These were always super silky feeling.

Some of these suits still have the original cloth, sewn on Speedo logo. That means to me that the nylon was all incredibly silky. Each stripe panel was 2 layers of nylon before switching to a single layer for the rear.

This hot German dude from 1979 is clearly wearing 2 nylon suits. You can see 2 sets of draw strings and his buddy behind him is actually showing his inner suit. Fairly sure it's an Arena although there was a European version. The nylon was a little different from Speedo but still felt really good. So that means he's got 4 layers of nylon on his uncircumcised cock. It's a little different jerking off a guy who isn't cut because they are used to the skin moving up and down their shaft and over their head and not the nylon sliding. In case you didn't know, German guys are almost never cut. I think part of it could be left over from the days when if you were cut, it meant you were Jewish.

More hot Greeks from 1875, more cloth labels and more nylon Speedos. The stripe suit was their Pan AMerican Games model and was red, white, and blue. Don't think I've ever seen the pattern on the 3rd guy before.


More Yugoslavians from 1968. Another one of those incredible white suits. Looks like the 2nd guy is doing an excellent job of filling his. These suits appear to be dry since their hair is. If his was wet it might be possible to see his inner nylon panel. I know lots of guys like the wet Speedo look, but you can's slide the nylon unless it's dry. The dryer the better to the point of putting your about to be jerked off into Speedos into your clothes dyer and then letting them do their job on your hard on. They do it so well, too!


Still can't beat the good old USA for hunks in Speedos from 1964. All cloth labels and all but one in a panel suit. It would be so easy to take the first 2 or 3 suits, put them one inside the other, and use both my hands to alternate strokes and blast a big lad into them. It would be just as easy to watch them pare of and rub their nylon covered dicks against each other to see who could shoot first.


Probably an Ocean Champion suit on the guy in the middle judging by the cut. The cute guy in the silkiest looking suit 2nd from the left gets my vote if I could only have one. Also trying not to think he might now be 70 years old!

These guys from Brazil show quite a body range for water polo in 1960. It's possible to see the inner suit outline on the first and 4th guy in the back row. I'm guessing these were the gold color Ocean Champion suits. From this period that inner brief slid around the larger outer brief for sure. Their suits look a little too tight, but they are so easy to jerk off into while wearing. For those who are able to dry hump, these suits were made for them. Speedo wasn't quite as international as they would soon become. They were still White Stag Speedo back then.