On this post you're going to have to earn your pictures by reading what really bugs me first. Ok, I don't really care if you read this or not since I figured it's about time I lay it on the line about things I really truly don't get.........
I got an email announcing "SpeedoOrgy.com". Nice title for a Speedo lover like I. However, how can they say things like "speedo sex" and "speedo cum," etc. when you have your cock sticking OUTSIDE of your Speedo or have taken it OFF completely? They even talk about how long the Speedo stays on before they take them off. Is that a law or something? MUST be naked to have Speedo sex? Huh? I mean if you paid for an ocean front suite and after 20 minutes they move you to one overlooking the parking lot, wouldn't you be pissed?! It's bad enough none of the guys are wearing 100% nylon suits to begin with (nylon Aussiebums would be the rare exception) or they are just some form of generic bikini now called a Speedo like any stained glass lamp is now called a Tiffany. In my world, "Speedo Sex" is sex WITH a nylon Speedo. It stays on and you either shoot your load into the suit while wearing it or if you do stick it out the top or side, 1 or more suits are sliding up and down your shaft and you're ejaculating into the nylon when you just can't take it any more. That's my definition of "Speedo Sex." It's NOT sex with a discarded Speedo laying somewhere in the same room.
Next thing I don't understand is peeing in your Speedo and then trying to have sex. I really don't care one way or the other about the pee. Technically it's relatively clean and there's a lot more of that shooting out of your cock than sperm does. I just have a problem with trying to have sex with WET nylon, period. That includes wet nylon in the shower, pool, or toilet. In technical terms, the drier the nylon, the better it slides--especially in multiple layers. Wet nylon is just wet nylon and doesn't do anything. A couple of nylon speedos or nylon briefs hot out of the dryer and inside each other will slide up and down your shaft like you wouldn't believe and the heat (not too hot) will about make it explode. The sound that the nylon makes when it's rubbing really good on a hard cock is enough to get me off sometimes. There is something strangely erotic about peeing inside your clothes. When I am ocean kayaking, I can be talking to someone and peeing at the same time since it just drains out the bottom of the kayak and there are enough waves to wash it away. That's kind of hot like I'm doing something naughty and no one knows. But not when I want to feel the nylon sliding on my (or your) cock please. I did just think of one exception to this rule. If I get you to ejaculate into a nylon Speedo, I would consider having you slide it up and down my shaft with your cum on it. Even if it didn't slide quite as good as it did on your cock because it's now soaked with your sperm, feeling the nylon suit and your cum on my hard cock would be ok!
The biggest mystery of all in my world (and I have ranted before on this topic) is how can a guy wear nylon tricot around for awhile and they go back to scratchy cotton? That goes for swimmers (mostly in the past) who got to wear those double layered nylon suits with the inner liner that slide around inside the outer suit. I mean you didn't even need to discover how good wearing more than one layer of nylon felt because this suit did it for you the first time you slipped it on. How about the Marines who wore their nylon tricot green silkies for PT and underwear for decades? At least Mormons who choose nylon garments have the right idea! Thousands and thousands of cocks got to experience this on a daily basis for a couple of decades. How many of these guys chucked their cotton briefs hanging in the locker room to wear these suits (or other nylon tricot) for underwear? I know a few swimmers who did--but very few. How many guys wear their nylon briefs or panties around for sex or playtime but then go back to their cotton underwear in case they get in an accident? How many accidents have you been in that have shown your underwear anyway? The real question being that how can you know how good wearing, feeling, and ejaculating into 100% nylon tricot is and then still put on your cotton briefs or (worse) boxers and wear them all day? I mean you could at least wear something nylon under your cotton if you really worry about it. Think of your poor cut cock head having to rub up against scratchy cotton under your clothes all day when you could be rewarding it for all those years of service and pleasure with silky nylon tricot? As far as sex goes, I am truly dumfounded how a guy could experience me sliding a few layers of nylon up and down his shaft with total control of how often I slid up over his head and how fast or how hard I squeezed in a perfect progression of increasing pleasure until the unmistakable urge and slight quiver in the thighs meant he was ready to ejaculate into that silky nylon that had been moving up and down his shaft all that time. How can you experience that and then just go back to grabbing your dry cock to masturbate?
Ok, guess I've said just about all I can on the subject. I guess we never get to know the mysteries of the universe. I can't even remember why the sky is blue even though I've probably read the reason a dozen times. Or why guys who have experienced nylon tricot don't want to keep experiencing it.
I came across this picture and have absolutely no clue as to what is going on here. Is this some sort of pre-game fluffing to get the guys juices flowing better before the big game?
There is a very good chance that this nylon Tru-west suit is sliding over his lycra jammers.
Sure hope he has a nylon suit on under those baggy boxers or the guy running over is going to have all the fun.
The eternal problem of wearing multiple layers of silky nylon (or probably polyester) is the way they slide up or in this case only down.
This can happen when your dickhead sticks to the nylon fabric and your forget to push it down.
Wearing his nylon suit and proud of it.
Something nylon (or possibly polyester does) and lycra doesn't. Those lines that drape across your ass or up your cheeks.
I know it's lycra but he's forgiven this time.
Hard to believe this is for real but for the water sports guys out there, this is for you!
Paris nylon underwear was about the silkiest nylon underwear made for men--along with Munsingwear, of course. For some reason they marketed it to blacks as sort of "Super-fly" underwear. I've gotten some great Paris underwear off ebay and really enjoy it. I'll bet Willie's willie liked it, too.
I think this is a repeat, but Papi does have some silky briefs out there in discount stores.
Classic Nylon Aussiebum suit.
Probably caught him trying to wear lycra at one of my "nylon only" pool parties. Bad boy.
Might be a repeat on this one, but who cares. He'd make a good screen saver for that matter.
Classic drape of a nylon suit covering a happy nylon covered cock is a rare site now on the beach.
Another example of how forgiving I can be to these asses covered in nylon/lycra. Guarantee you the 2 on the left are sliding real good.
Can't decide what to wear to work on a casual Friday?
This is what happened when your silk suit ripped back in the 1920's. Luckily he was wearing his silk underwear underneath. Talk about getting a run!Can you believe this picture is from 1908? It's supposed to be showing water polo techniques to get the ball away. It could almost be a scene out of a modern porn flick but it's 103 years old!
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