Nylon, Humor, Strangeness, and something for almost everyone

One of the problems with having the only nylon blog (and by now you should have learned that lycra is NOT nylon) is that I have about exhausted every search for nylon, tricot, speedo, green silkies.  I've gone through every picture hosting site and have learned that it's often just a fluke that I stumble across someone's photo of their boyfriend acting stupid or some marine acting up in his nylon silkies.  

Lately I came across several blogs that deal with vintage men.  Sadly the Golden Age appears now to also be vintage--but it's opened up a huge new search possibility.  Unfortunately I have had to go through thousands and thousands of naked guys (I know that's supposed to be a turn on, but it's more about what they're wearing for me) to find some great new photos.  I've also come across some really bizarre pics and thought you might find them interesting or at least humorous.  It wasn't unless I had made it through an entire year's worth of Vintage Boyz (at the rate of how fast I could click my space bar and hit "next" that it occurred to me someone could start a Vintage Porn Decor blog.  The age of nylon seems to have coincided with the WORST era of decorating--or at least the "pornographers" who were taking these "illicit" photos bought into it.  Flocked foil wallpaper, mediterranean swag lamps with 20 feet of chain, v-groove wall panels, plaid sofas, well, it was enough to almost miss the nylon as I went plowing through those pictures.

I also found a lot of vintage white brief photos--I know, very strange.  I have this "reverse fetish" where I get turned on by seeing a guy in vintage white briefs (not that I have worn them in many years) because that's what I saw (and was forced to wear) when I really wanted to be in nylon.  Now that I am, and have been, in nylon for many years, that old fetish is still there--only now it's me who gets to wear the nylon tricot and they have to wear those white cotton briefs.  Anyway, don't worry, I won't be posting them on a nylon blog.

 Here's a great photo of Coach Doc Councilman and his Indiana Swimmers.  I always like it when they tuck their t-shirts so as to show off the full size and silkiness of their suits.  These are probably Adolph Kiefers or maybe Gulbenkians.  I would certainly hope the coach is wearing a pair to complete his red ensemble,

Not so vintage but this guy is wearing 2 Truwest suits that I know for a fact are sliding on his cock with every step he takes.  I also know I could have a big stain leaking through all 4 layers of nylon (actually probably more like a silky polyester--but his cock head won't care) really fast.

More Truwest guys wearing single suits but they could easily rub cocks and start squirting.

Ahnold, what were you thinking?  More important, how did you get into that nylon suit?  I dated a body builder for awhile once, those muscles look good but it's like laying on a bed of rocks--of course they also make it easier to get those rocks off.

Lots of football jock pics, but damn few baseball ones.  Not a big jock fan, as you know, due to too many gym class horror memories.

Funny, when I saw this guy (since he's before photoshop), all I could think of was what kind of nylon anything would that monster fit in?

Besides needing some make-up tips, I also know those nylon shorts are sliding over his lycra compression shorts so you could always just turn off the lights and start sliding the nylon.

How could I pass this up?  Something you'll never see at Ikea.  I could think of a better book end to keep those books from leaning that way.....

I don't think it was cool to invite lesbians to your knotty pine paneled rec room parties back then, so we must assume that this is junior enjoying his party frock.  I hope he also borrowed some silky nylon panties to complete his outfit.  That really takes some balls to do that and I hope they are sliding in a nice double nylon panty crotch

Can you guess why this picture made it into the blog?  No, it's not the tube socks.  Actually it's his tan line--I would love to see what he wore to get that classic nylon speedo tan line.  Ok, moving on............

This picture almost makes me cry every time I shows up.  What fucked up, bad ass commanding officer make these guys wear cotton briefs under their silky nylon shorts??

While this actually doesn't do much for me, it is a look.  Although all my years in Hawaii, I've never seen any lei wearing guys in a pair.  What's with all those eye bolts in the ceiling?

Just thought it was good for a fantasy.  I sure wouldn't be wearing gloves if I was going to go searching down there.

Didn't recognize this Speedo pattern, but did recognize that it was nylon and he's filling it.

Not that I make any assumptions you are gay, but came across this ad.  I don't usually think of wool as "silky" but maybe things are different in Oz?

Forced to wear nylon panties under his (hopefully) nylon shorts and have his cotton wearing friends draw on his perfect body.

You don't see cock heads sticking out through football pants very often so here it is....