Shameless Commercial Exploitation - Purchasing A Real Mormon Nylon /Corban Onepiece Garment of Your Very Own

I can now safely and honestly vouch for the guy who is somehow able to sell actual Mormon garments on eBay directly to the public.  Mine arrived today directly from the Main Mormon Distribution Center in SLC so you know he isn't making these in his basement or are from Chinese prisoners.  There is nothing like getting a Corban / Nylon Tricot garment in the mail as you can feel the nylon sliding while it's still inside the package--imagine how it's going to feel when you slip into it.  While I have more than enough garments for this and a couple more lifetimes, I don't have a zippered Corban and wanted to make sure this guy is legit before promoting him to my loyal nylon readers.  He does have 100% positive feedback and you will ultimately have to contact him for your size since he still hasn't taken my advice and put in a size selection and quantity purchase boxes in his ad.  He is very sincere and formal so don't expect a hot date.  He is doing this for men and women who aren't able to buy these on their own anymore due to not having a current temple recommend card and not for a hot Halloween date.  The other thing you will notice, he is apparently based here in Hawaii, however, even though I pointed this out to him, he did not respond to it and I have absolutely no idea who he is or where he lives and that's fine with me.  I don't expect I will ever meet him or find out who he is so please don't involve me in your transaction.

As far as the price, well, some guys pay $36 for a cotton CK boxer brief at Macy's every day.  So you're paying $90 + postage for the silkiest thing out there on the market in nylon tricot for men that is designed not to be taken off and worn 24/7.  The back flap does take some practice so you might want to take advantage of the zipper and slip it down while doing your business on the toilet and wiping after.  There is a tendency for one of the flaps to become "engaged" in the wiping process and sometimes gets rather soiled in the process.  Not to worry, Oxyclean eliminates all of Mother Natures stains including sperm.  As I've said many times, tell me that tall, arched crotch made with 2 sliding layers of silky nylon isn't there for a reason.  The nylon bottom separates puts a cotton panel there that prevents any sliding action so enjoy your one piece!

Even though I never hear from anyone, please post or email me your experience with getting one and if it is your first.

This is what you are buying.  I have talked about them enough and that incredible double nylon sliding crotch that will practically eliminate your morning wood all by itself.

The rear with it's easy access entrance or exit I have also talked about many times.  The 100% nylon tricot is the best out there--and I should know.

This is a screen grab of his actual ad.  Yes you will have to be an eBay member and it does appear he will take other credit cards besides paypal.  Please do not attempt to go around eBay and deal with him directly as this can get him kicked off ebay--they frown on this big time.  Again you see he is based here in Honolulu, but I have no idea who or where he is and I respect his desire to remain anonymous.  "Eddie" could also be a 75 year old woman for all I know....

What arrived today still in the package where it will remain until some significant event where I will want to wear it--but if one doesn't happen soon, I don't know how long I will be able to resist slipping into it!  I have about a 44" chest but like these a bit looser so ordered a 46 which is what I mostly wear.  I actually wore a size 40 the other day, but that was a bit tight.  I often like to wear a 42 or a 44 under a 46 and enjoy the 2 silky layers for the few months of the year that I can do that here in Hawaii.  This season will be over soon.

I have no idea how he is able to order directly from the main Distribution Center in SLC as there are 2 here on the island, but, again, none of my business.  In the past the Church has been able to ban the sale of these garments on eBay to the general public but for some reason that has happened.  You may notice others are also now starting to sell some as well.  Up to you if you want to chance it with someone else, but this guy is legit from my dealings.

Bring on the Corban Garments and Some of the Other Great Nylon Tricot Some Men Wear

I've gone ahead and ordered one of these zippered one piece garments on eBay.  In keeping with you can never have too much nylon tricot (as in I didn't exactly need another garment), I haven't seen a zippered garment in 20 years or so.  The person who is selling them on eBay (eddiewouldsell) seems very legitimate.  For those of you who haven't used eBay or Paypall, I have been a member as a buyer and seller for over 20 years and it is completely safe as anything on the internet.  There was a time when The Church was able to pressure eBay not to sell these sacred garments to the public in the same way they also banned Nazi memorabilia--strange comparison!  The Mormon Church only sells these sacred temple garments in distribution centers or online to "members in good standing" which means you have a temple recommend card that shows you are current with your tithing and are "temple worthy" according to your bishop.  Well, don't need to get into all that, but eddiewouldsell is providing a service to those people who feel the need to wear these garments even if they are no longer considered worthy for whatever reason.  Of course I'm only concerned with the "corban" or nylon tricot variety.  Side note, I googled "Corban" and other than a Corban University, the definition is a little vague.  My favorite meaning is that it is a "meaningful gift from God."  I certainly think so, I'm currently wearing 2 of them as it is so cold here!  I will confirm my transaction when I receive mine and let you all know.  I'm not sure what sort of access eddiewouldsell has to the nearest distribution center or if he can take orders for other types of garments (two piece, nylon mesh, etc.) but you can communicate with him yourself via eBay.  I also gave him some suggestions that he might want to consider making his auctions "private" which means no one can look up on your buying profile and see what you have purchased.  He can also list what sizes he has available so you don't have to contact him directly to inquire.  I also thought he might want to explain that corban is, in fact, nylon tricot--and can then use all the buzz words about being "light weight," "easy to pack", dries fast, and the ever popular "wicks away moisture."

What's this slightly pudgy guy in the lycra suit doing on my nylon tricot blog, well, he is a Mormon member of the BYU Swim Team on their annual trip!  He is stretching the rule about not having to wear his sacred garment when playing sports to wearing a very small bikini swim suit on their team trip.  But this is a pretty brave guy since even regular millennial guys would never expose this much of their bodies.  Of course, I would have preferred they be a nylon suit, but that practically only leaves Aussiebums.  Well, we can hope he has a half dozen corban garments waiting back in his hotel room for the rest of his trip wardrobe.

This is one of the photos that the "new" trumblr. deemed too racy for their more refined blog.  To look at their site, there is still sperm flying all over the place, but 2 inches of a corban garment was too much for them.

I have talked and extolled the virtues of these nylon tricot garments for years with some guilt due to their unavailability to the public.  One of the few nylon tricot "garments" (literally) being made for men worldwide.  If that wasn't enough, being "required" to wear them 24/7 (like I need to be told!).  Their design not even needing to be removed for using the toilet and certainly not for sex considering there are 2 layers of nylon waiting to ejaculate you at a moments notice!  Unlike most other nylon being used today that has fallen in quality, this nylon / corban really is a gift from heaven compared to most others.  Do you really need more convincing?

Seeing these emerge from a pair of jeans (yours or someone else's) ought to get things moving in that double sliding nylon crotch or even better, sliding with another wearing a pair as well.

I haven't noticed these for sale--the corban separate bottoms.  While these may be more acceptable at the gym, they do have a cotton panel in the crotch which means that 50% of the crotch area is not compatible with your man parts and, worse, there is no sliding to be done with 2 layers of nylon to get you off.

                                  

Sometimes a single layer can work fine and is certainly better than nothing.  You can always add some additional layers of nylon and let the nylon do what it does so well--empty your tank!  Separates also give you the choice of wearing another material for the top portion but, again, I wouldn't recommend the cotton or polycotton.  The nylon mesh isn't bad. 

Just a regular guy in his corban separates doing what comes naturally for any guy wearing nylon tricot.

Not entirely sure what the rest of these look like, but the nylon looks like it's doing the job....

This was one of my offensive photos that was pulled from tumblr.  I wonder that they even knew what I was showing or what was so offensive.  Anyway, here it is again to offend you all....

As you all should know by now, this is the backside of the one piece that can be used for all sorts of access purposes.  It appears that the normal double overlapping layers appear to be a bit wadded up, but that's easily remedied.  The Church recommends pulling the fabric away from the skin periodically.

Silky as the rest of the bottom garment appears here, you can see the offending cotton panel placed front and central.  His cock has the good sense to avoid it, but I really can't figure out any reason for this to be here.  It's not like they can use the same stupid reason they did for lining the formerly doubly nylon panty crotch with cotton to prevent yeast infections.  I'm sure on some level they felt having 2 layers of sliding nylon over the male equipment would have guys jacking off in them all day.  Keeping in mind that younger men wear the two piece while the one piece is worn by older men.

Hard to even notice the offending cotton here with these looking so good on his body.  Would look even better if he had on his corban top....

Just lending a friend a helping hand....the 2 sliding layers of nylon are conveniently tall enough to cover his erection.  While it's just as possible for him to use his own hand, having the help from another is a good thing.  His two hands could lend a hand to his friend or just enjoy feeling the silkiness of the corban / nylon fabric that he gets to wear.

Here is the incredible design of the 2 layered tall crotch that's ready to slide over your shaft and get you off.  Plenty of room to shoot your load and know that it will dry fast and be ready for another load ASAP.  Whoever came up with this feature sure knew what he was doing--although it's a little obvious from the shape what it is for and the sliding of layers of nylon as well.  Who cares--just use and enjoy it!

I think I remember these as being a silky, early version of a sort of early lycra kind of fabric.  Really nothing more than a panty for men, they were really silky with lots of play room.  I hope he left them on for whatever activity he enjoyed with them.

While technically not as silky as nylon tricot, there's a lot of satin out there that sure looks pretty good.  This looks like some kind of singlet rather than a tank and shorts, but could definitely take some sliding with another guy wearing something similar.

This ad is before Speedo became synonymous with the 100% nylon tricot suit and made them famous worldwide, but I like the saying "Feel as good as you look".  When their nylon tricot suits hit the market, the feeling would take on a whole new meaning as men everywhere were able to wear 100% nylon tricot in public and begin to discover what else they could do with it--as I did very young. 

There were many different forms of nylon all being developed in the 50's and especially 60's for men.  Among them, nylon tricot, being used for men as well in underwear, pajamas, swimwear, and shirts.  I love the sayings they used like "NYLON is getting newer every season" and "Dress up and live in nylon."  Twenty years after this ad appeared, nylon tricot would peak and then begin it's much faster fall from grace than it's long rise upwards.

Many of the photos of men (and boys) wearing nylon shirts often go unnoticed--at least by me.  Looking at this shirt, I can see the nylon traits, but in passing I wouldn't.  Many boys' schools used them as uniform shirts for all sorts of "practical" reasons, but apparently for pre-pubic boys, these nylon shirts were a major sexual attraction.

NOTE:  A comment acuses me of being a "tad unfair" in my assessment of these shirts.  I'm not quite sure how or that I would be unfair to anything made of nylon tricot.  We certainly didn't have anything like these in the States and even though I was living in London in 1969 when his class photo was taken, I was not aware of them.  In any case, my apologies for any offense you have taken as it was unintended.

A few pictures of our dwindling supply of men wearing their 100% nylon tricot green silkies.  This particular pair seems to be outlining his manhood and showing a little bit of shine not often seen with these Soffee silkies.

Not all shorts are created equal or silky--but the drape of these green silkies seem to be exceptional.  I hope their owner appreciates them--as well as others who might have access to him in them.

Cute, young guys, nylon tricot silkies, and alcohol are such a good mix.  Looks like 1 or possibly 2 of them didn't get the message about the tricot part, but looks like they could be having some fun with nylon.

These would appear to be either Adolph Kiefer or possibly Gulbenkian nylon tricot suits.  I have some of both that are still as silky as even and still do their job (that would be ejaculation) as well as they ever did.  Hope these guys got to experience them.

Once upon a time all competitive swim suits were 100% nylon tricot and could get a guy off faster than anything else.  Putting 2 silky suits together (one inside the other) could get the job done even faster.  Of course taking the time to go through dozens of suits trying to find the best combinations was the best part,

Love to see guys feeling their silky nylon suits with their fingers resting on them like this.

There used to be an annual event.  A month before Valentine's Day, these 100% nylon tricot Jockey briefs (the older ones with exposed elastic and then later nylon covered) would appear in men's stores.  Well meaning wives and girl friends would buy them for their husbands and boyfriends.  The guys already knew about wearing silky nylon tricot from feeling their wives' 100% nylon tricot panties to varying degrees while they were forced to wear 100% cotton briefs.  I always wondered how many men "discovered" wearing nylon tricot for men this way.  It's not like Jockey only made nylon tricot underwear once a year or even other mens' underwear manufacturers.   Perhaps it was the cupid theme briefs, perhaps the silky nylon, but about a month after Valentine's Day, these briefs would appear at the Salvation Army and Goodwill Stores (ours no longer carry any underwear).  Sometimes they were still in their original packages and sometimes they had been worn.   No way to tell how many were kept by the receiver and enjoyed and how many were discarded.

So regardless of the brand or the pattern, enjoy your nylon tricot as I hope you always do, but use the date on your date to introduce him to--have to take advantage whenever you can!
Happy Valentine's Day!

A Short Pause in the Silkies Postings (hundreds to go) to Answer a Question: What's So Great About a Mormon Onesie (One Piece) Garment?"

Someone asked a "simple" question on another blog:  "What's so great about a Mormon onesie (one piece) garment?"  Sounds like a simple question, but as you can guess from my previous rants & sermons, it is not.  First of all, I can't remember if the question included "nylon one piece" or not, but I will add that as a prerequisite to answering the question.  Without the "nylon," I would be forced to say that unless you were a devout, practicing Mormon with a current temple recommend card, "nothing."

Since this is a nylon tricot blog, let's get the religious aspect out of the way--although for some, this may be part of the attraction, nylon or not.  Nothing wrong with adding some religious aspects to sex even if you are not procreating.  The Mormon Church uses the example of Jews wearing a yarmulke (skull cap) or Catholic priests wearing robes as an example of how other religions wearing faith-based clothing.  Wellllll, wearing underwear 24/7 received in a sacred temple ceremony with Masonic markings with specific meanings after being anointed by oil, sacred covenants, etc. is a little more than wearing a beanie on Saturdays, but that is all I'll say for the religious reasons for wearing a garment.  In fact, they do make garments in several other fabrics from lycra (bottoms only), cottons, and even a nylon mesh besides my preferred nylon tricot which they call corban.  They also make separates that resemble "normal" boring cotton men's underwear with a slightly longer boxer brief leg and temple marks on the regular t-shirt.

Since the 2 single most worn 100% nylon tricot clothing worn by and made for men in the world today are the Soffee (and now other brands) nylon tricot shorts and the Beehive Clothing manufacturing of separate and one piece garments, I'll get into the reasons for wearing a garment.  First and foremost is the quality of the nylon tricot itself.  While all nylon has gone downhill slightly since the 70's, the quality of Mormon nylon is probably the best out there.  Meaning that it is relatively opaque, very silky, and the quality that goes into the manufacture of the garment is excellent.  I've never had a single seam come undone or other common faults found in other nylon items.  The elastic on the Soffee shorts, for example, will eventually fail, harden, and no longer stretch.  Second, the design of the one piece, from a nylon enjoyment perspective, is about perfect.  Just enough coverage from neck to knee.  As the garment length may be longer than your shorts, they're very easy to simply pull up and your outer clothing waist or belt will keep them up.  Always more sexy, however, when you can catch a glimpse showing like when sitting down.  I've gotten very good at "regulating" how much I show off especially if there is a cute missionary nearby and I want to flash some and see if they notice--they do!  My only comment might be if they made a tank-top version (more like a singlet) version as many times the garment sleeve will show below a short sleeve shirt, although it's easy to pin it up inside.  The Church recommends pulling away the fabric from your skin if it gets too clingy--and that is true and does work.  When your cotton underwear gets wet, it stays wet--forever!  Nylon will dry quickly even while being worn.  While this was one of the aspects of silky nylon that the Cotton Lobby used against wearing nylon for years, The Nylon Lobby now uses the work "wick" as in "wicks moisture away" on all their nylon, polyester, and microfiber fabrics and it seems to work.  All cotton can do is "absorb."

As for wearing the one piece for other bodily functions, it does have a functioning fly which you do have to use since there's no practical way to pull up the leg, no waist to pull down or have to take off your shirt to pull the garment down since you enter it through the neck and pull it up.  So, no problem peeing.  Pooping is a little more interesting.....  You pull down your regular outer clothing and then grab the overlapping back seams to expose your ass.  You hold the fabric open as you sit on the toilet.  It takes a little bit of getting used to since you are basically pooping while dressed, but the reality is, the "barn door" is open and the poop is going where it's supposed to go in the toilet.  You also have to remember to pull your dick out of the same opening although it is possible to take it out the fly, it's easier through the same back opening.  I like it because I can feel and look at my silky nylon tricot during the process.  Wiping can be a little tricky if you have a big butt or your garments are too tight as you want to make sure the toilet paper is doing the wiping and not get your garment in between.  Fear not, keeping a squirt bottle of Oxyclean near wherever you tend to get undressed or change clothes, a few squirts into the back area and your nylon g'd will be clean again.

It is for the next bodily function that the Mormon one piece garment performs best, however:  Sex. Alone or with another, these are about the best, most pleasurable, biggest turn on, and main answer to the above question ever made. Besides being covered from neck to knee in silky 100% nylon tricot--which, granted, could be any other number of clothing options, this one will not pull up, pull down, twist, or get bunched up.  Even better, the 2 layers of nylon tricot that form the tall, domed crotch are both the same size.  Unlike nylon briefs or other fly openings that have very little overlap and are designed to have your junk fall out of them, these onesies keep everything in place and sliding under 2 silky layers.  Further, the 2 silky layers are elongated (sometimes not enough, but close enough to get the job done) to accommodate the shaft of your (by now) pulsing erection.  They make it so easy to ejaculate into your garment it almost seems odd that the Church says it's ok to take of your g's for sex.  TAKE OFF??!!  How about PUT ON for sex!!  To accommodate all desires, as little or as much rear activity as you may require or desire, is available.  You can use the 2 overlapping layers of nylon to slide over the hole of your desire and easily stimulate it with the nylon alone.  Easy digital or tongue action can also happen with or without the sliding nylon as you chose and obviously full or partial penetration is also easy.  While you are pumping your tool deep inside, keep in mind your partner has 2 silky layers of nylon sliding over his own pleasure zone so you have no need to feel like you are the only one getting off.

In addition to the feel of the silky 100% nylon tricot and accommodating entry points, the compass and square design temple markings designed to be over the nipples (another part of the sacred covenants from the church, but with more present physical uses), are extremely hot to feel.  It always amazes me that the 3 top temple markings always seem to be in the right spot.  It can only mean that God wants your nipples to be stimulated in this way--and it really works!  In addition, the use of other nylon tricot over your garment is also pleasurable particularly since your garment stays in place and doesn't get all rolled up while pursuing your pleasure.  Meaning, you can easily slide some other form of silky nylon over your body--the less elastic waistband, the better.  For the truly adventuresome, simply wear a 2nd, slightly larger, nylon garment over the one you have on for an almost short circuiting experience!  Sadly, I have to confess I have never been with another man who was also wearing a nylon garment (2 pieces or one).  While I have dated other Mormons, they have tended to be to closeted or uptight.  I did know one from the gym who used to let me slide a Speedo or 2 (and sometimes a super silky nylon panty when it was dark enough in my truck not to see), but we never got to go "all the way."  Most Mormons who do leave the Church, ditch the garments first thing and sadly buy into the whole CK cotton boxer brief syndrome or maybe be daring with a 2xist pair with an orange waistband and leave their incredible Mormon nylon garments in a trash can.....

Although from the outside looking in, seeing the "celestial smile" scoop neck could also indicate other fabrics, in my fantasy world, they are always nylon tricot.  BTW, good luck ever getting another Mormon (especially a missionary) to talk about their garments.  Ain't gonna happen.....

So here it is.   Maybe a little tight for sex, but you can see all the good sex waiting to happen on his body and no need to remove it.

Entry into your one piece is made through the neck.  40 years and more ago, they had zippers, but this is a far superior design from a sexual performance aspect.  Feeling that nylon tricot nylon slide up your entire body into place is such an amazing feeling and often results in a semi by the time that double sliding nylon crotch comes into place.

See what I mean about the complete overlapping fly?  The entry  / exit point is on the left, but those 2 layers of nylon are placed so they slide over each other.  It would be just as easy to make them with one of the nylon panels reversed so no sliding would happen, but I'll bet their sales would plummet.  For some really annoying reason, in the separate (2 piece) garments, they place a cotton panel on the left side which means that your cock could actually be in contact with cotton and no chance of sliding over it.  While the Church requires that any other underwear be worn OVER your garment (like for women, their bra), I'm not letting my manhood come in any contact with cotton so rather than cut the panel out, I always wear nylon under my garment if I wear a bottom--which is seldom anyway.

Yes, you can look hot in a one piece!  Better if it's not too tight--more room to play.  Would sure love to empty his load into that waiting double crotch.....

Markings all in place, extra tall crotch in place, and nothing to interrupt sliding over, under and around his garment while letting him feel yours as well.

The double crotch is slightly stretched here, but you can see  that as the spacecraft is coming into dock, the fabric is still sheer enough while remaining sturdy and silky for even the roughest landings.....  Forget your seat belts, just hang on to the nylon, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

It's ok if the sliding crotch doesn't quite cover all your manhood.  There is still enough of your shaft covered by the 2 layers to provide enough silking sensation and you will have a better view of the ejaculation when it happens--if your eyes aren't in the back of your head in pleasure when it happens.....

Since we're all going to Mormon hell anyway, feel free to enjoy other forms of silky nylon tricot that are all compatible with your garment or on your cock alone!

Back view with pod bay doors closed.  That sort of "belt" area is nice to hold on to if you are on the bottom of your partner.  The 2 layers of nylon over the ass crack will also slide over and prime the pump if necessary.

"Open the pod bay door, Hal" and let's look at the big black hole--ready to receive and absorb anything that comes within distance--all while your garment says in place and nylon sliding keeps occurring all over your body.

Side view shows nothing in the way--just sliding nylon waiting to happen.  Waiting.  Waiting...ha ha

Like with most nylon tricot, sometimes some batches are silkier than others and this one was exceptional.....

Even upside down works--slide away....

Can see how good the nylon is close up.  Excellent quality and silkiness and very compatible with all other nylon tricots

Like I've said, I really believe the Church put that sliding crotch there to help discretely empty your tank with little effort.  Besides, it's staying inside your garment so what's wrong with that?

You always have the option to use the sliding crotch layers alone, with additional nylon using 2 hands, or take it out completely for other nylon altogether.  If you happen to be sleeping on nylon sheets, your body will be even more stimulated as you silk out every last drop.

Proper actual Mormon Missionary position when you are both wearing your corban garments.  Top goes deep inside and can still feel your silky garment and you get to fee the 2 layers of your sliding crotch stimulate you every time he thrusts it in deep.  Although many other positions are also acceptable whether you are missionaries or not.  Whether you are Mormon or not.

You may not care you are alone when you slide into 2 nylon one piece garments at the same time--yours AND his, ha ha.  Those just happen to be nylon surf shorts and nylon sheets.  You don't need to use 2 hands to handle a whopper, but then there are 4 layers of silky nylon involved, it helps!  Yes, the ending was very happy and all the sperm went to heaven--not sure if it was Mormon or not.....