Approved, Acceptable Lycra Ok in Under Armour--just keep your nylon green silkies on marine!

Here is a company that enjoys selling sex on a stick.  I saw an interview with the founder--one of those cute guys who supposedly started with a pair of scissors and some lycra in his basement at 23 and is  now a billionaire.  Of course they never tell you that he got a $10 million trust fund at 21 or borrowed Daddy's lawyers to set up his corporation--maybe Dad's NFL team to buy the first batch?  Well, however he did it, they rock!  If the military isn't going to issue 100% nylon tricot t-shirts to go with their green silkies, then these aren't so bad.  A lot of the UA shorts with the double panels in the front and back do slide pretty good.  I think having a shirt and green silkies on would make a good combination to wear when sliding around on top of (or under) your favorite marine wearing theirs.  If the sliding around goes as planned, that could mean 2 loads shooting at the same time - inside.

Maybe that's why that first marine is wearing his Under Armour shirt probably has his nylon tricot green silkies under his BDU's.  Unfortunately he just discovered his buddy was wearing cotton briefs under his sweats.  So now he's got to take his punishment under his buddies' boots.  How does he expect to get off with a guy all dressed up to slide around when he's wearing scratchy cotton?  Why wouldn't he take advantage of being issued USMC nylon tricot shorts or UA shirts?  How about the guy inside a tank loading a shell in his green Under Armour shirt?  

Wearing in the gym with your nylon green silkies is ok.  I don't know how you could get much of a workout when guys are walking around and bending over in their nylon shorts and supported by their green nylon panties inside. But it's a bit much to hang out in both so wearing your green silkies under your BDU's is the best option if you want to keep your UA shirt on.  Of course wearing them both to bed is ok.  Jerking off in your nylon shorts pulled up over the bottom of your Under Armour shirt and seeing the outline of your muscles is hot--especially when you shoot.  Don't worry about spilling any of your load on your Under Armour shirt--it dries as fast and washes out as easily as it does on your nylon shorts.

What can you say about the last guy in Under Armour?  Can pecs be too big?  lol  Think he might have been too tired to fight back?  Probably not.  I'd like to get those nipples a little more erect at least.  Otherwise, ok, he's perfect.